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After Fall by Jaybyrd3000
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
16 Nov 2024
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Xie Lian is a scrappy survivor who carved out a life in the rubble of the city where he used to live.
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Red Lights and Life Rafts by Jaybyrd3000
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Mar 2024
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Xie Lian recently had his first sexual experience. He was reeling from it.
Almost every moment since the encounter Xie Lian finds his mind wandering to memories of a tangle of limbs, the breathing, the constant motion, the heat, the...he gives his red, flushed cheek a slap. This is NOT the time to be thinking of this, he’s literally in a meeting with his research group right now!
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Succubus by Jaybyrd3000
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
10 Sep 2023
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Lan Zhan is a very rational man. He is steady, he is smart, he has never had a mental episode including delusions before. But he just had a man, with a tail, grinding on him, then said man disappeared in front of his eyes. So it’s a dream, it was a dream. Plain and simple.
Lan Zhan encounters a hot succubus. Hot succubus Wei Ying has a crisis. They figure it out together.
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Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangj are on a case in a mountainous region. The locals here live isolated lives, far from neighbors and cities. It was an immediately identifiable pattern when a few reports came from the same region; all reports were grizzly attacks on animals, wildlife and livestock, deep in wooded areas in the mountains. All of the attacks seemed demonic in nature.
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[Podfic] "Rule Number One: Never get attached" by Kizu Katana by raitala
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Dec 2025
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Podfic of Rule Number One: Never get attached. by KizuKatana.
AO3 is weirdly saying there are too many characters in the summary to post, so the summary is below.
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29 Oct 2025
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Brilliant Mistake by brooklinegirl
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Sep 2020
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"Fine," Wen Qing says, turning back to Wei Ying. "You're pregnant."
Lan Zhan feels his mouth drop open and has to work to shut it.
Wei Ying reacts not at all. He's swinging his feet where he's sitting on the table, a bored expression on his face.
Wen Qing just looks at him. "I am not joking about that."
Wei Ying stops swinging his feet. He blinks several times in a row. "Wait," he says.
Or:
I woke up at 3AM and sent myself an email that just said:
Modern cultivation friends curse sexy pollen hook up desperate WWX gets pregnant
And then I wrote it. In three weeks. IDK.
Please note: I am more than certain there is a western bent to this fic, unfortunately, particularly around the cultivation angle, and I wish I could have done better with that aspect of it.
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- Part 1 of wangxian with a baby
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29 Oct 2024
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We Don't Need to Talk to (Accidentally) Mate! by stiricide
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), Ice Planet Barbarians Series - Ruby Dixon
23 Oct 2024
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All in all, the escape from their alien kidnappers plan had been going off pretty well until the ship malfunctioned. Not Wei Wuxian’s fault, he promised. Just one of those fate is a bitch things. One moment he was snapping the neck of their second guard, the next the spaceship was crashing onto… a planet. A fucking cold planet, if the snow visible through a hole in the top side hull was any indication.
Yeah… so they were going to die.
“We’re going to die!” one of the girls moaned, her voice high and screechy and when Wen Qing suggested someone go and scout the land, see if they lucked out and landed in Canada or if there were any local aliens—friendly or otherwise—Wei Wuxian was glad to volunteer, just so he could get away from her screams.
Or, An Ice Planet Barbarians AU
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24 Oct 2024
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Four hundred years before canon, Xie Lian wanders into Ghost City. He finds a blood donation center that pays quite well for contributions, and learns that private donors make even more! That's an amazing deal! Xie Lian has So Much blood!
He asks tour guide San Lang, a friendly vampiric ghost native to the city, if he knows anyone looking for a personal blood donor, and San Lang-- who is definitely not a whole entire Ghost King-- jumps on that shit like white on rice. What's he supposed to do, let Xie Lian go to someone else!? Over his dead body!
Or: In which Hua Cheng finds his god four hundred years early, accidentally winds up in the position to (blasphemously) drink his holy, delicious blood, and tries to Pspspsps him into staying
foreverthe night at Paradise Manor while he's at it. This is fine! It's totally fine. He can be cool. He can be so cool.- Language:
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13 Oct 2024
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Xie Lian did a lot of thinking, and came to a decision faster than one would expect of someone who had spent 800 years celibate without regret. But when he thought about it, the decision was easy. After all, he wasn't breaking his vow for just anyone. He was breaking it for the man who loved all of him.
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19 Sep 2024