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Teenage boy vows to overthrow the british government, MI6 shocked by Itzfuntoscream
Fandoms: Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz
23 May 2026
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Alex was done with barely scraping through life, barely surviving another mission. And so, he came to the conclusion he had no choice but to simply overthrow the british government.There was simply no other solution.This was definitely the most reasonable course of action.Truly the pinnacle of reasonable thinking.
In which a bank is burned down, Donald trump is murdered by a projectile sword fish before he ever becomes president (THANK GOD) and Alex commits petty crimes and felonies including , but not limited to:
Malicious Damage by Explosives , identity fraud, impersonating medical personnel,impersonating police officers, arson, involuntary manslaughter, arson, voluntary manslaughter, arson, grand theft auto, aggravated assault, arson, Malicious Damage by Explosives , treason and espionage and terrorism (you know just the general federal offences :D), and generally being a violation to the geneva convention, even when he isn't trying to commit crime.You know.Being a child soldier and all.Oh and arson.
All of that in no particular order.
And the plan is to go home and play Mario cart with Tom and Sabina.
But how can he go home when there is no such place?Not anymore.Not without Jack.
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Prompt: Blunt teaches Alex how to drive
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- Part 15 of Alex Rider Oners
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21 Jun 2026
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After Jack's death, Alex had little direction in his life. Paranoia and unease rule his life. He can trust no one—even when they pretend to have his best interests in mind. And, after nearly six months… it appears that things might finally be settling down. Yet, with Alex, peace is an impossibility—because someone is always looking for him.
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21 Jun 2026
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Finally Free. by Lynxx_x for maratjuana
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
25 Mar 2026
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The group of six make a promise. They said they would make little keychains of themselves and wear it around so they could find each other when they made it out the circus.
After the deletion of Caine, they find a portal within the circus that led them to the outside world. They said their goodbyes and left.
Pomni woke up in an abandoned building, removing the headset off her face. Her backpack next to her, just where she left it. Inside, A few old hair ties, her phone, an old power bank, a flashlight with batteries, and expired snacks. The power bank somehow worked, she plugged it into her phone.
The screen lit up.
“March 25 2026”.
How much did she miss?
She had to find the others.
(Yes, i know the show is set in 2017. It’s an au guys, just go with it 😭. ALSO, if im missing tags, please let me know.)
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08 Jun 2026
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Sometimes a story is only as good as its teller. Thankfully for Mikhail, the son of a wealthy oligarch, his new visitor is very good at his job.
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31 May 2026
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Luck of the Devil by galimau, Valaks
Fandoms: Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Dec 2023
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In the wake of a death eater attack, Alex Rider finds himself in the hands of a very peculiar group of counter insurgents who seem to have no knowledge of the political hornet’s nest they kicked over.
Wherein Alex Rider’s attempt at diplomatic relations with one obtuse English organization has put him on a crash course with an even more frustrating one.
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31 May 2026