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    this idea came into my head a few days ago and it didn’t leave so now I had to write it I’m so sorry if you read this anyways it’s Dream x Pitbull smut there I said it

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    El has a secret, a VERY naughty one.

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    The Asset management position at Skywalker Technologies requires the signing of an NDA with a paper-stack as thick as her wrist before Hux gets an interview. Multiple background checks. She can read between the lines of the brief. State of the art livestock containment. Extensive bio-security procedures. A remote island- the location of which is TOP SECRET. And really? Skywalker technologies? It's so obvious. Dinosaurs. The Island from Jurassic park is “Cloud Island” in Spanish. Sky. Cloud. It's really happening. Movie magic has become real life. The mad men have done it. Dinosaurs are back, baby, and Hux isn't going to let this opportunity to be at the forefront of humanity's greatest scientific achievement escape her.

    She gets it wrong. So very, very wrong. It's not dinosaurs. It's a high-saturation disney-magic nightmare-mode WONKA situation. Frankenstein wizard “It's Alive!” animated Papier Mâché. A fucking Piñata island. But the worst part? Her magical stalker-The "Asset"? - Kylo Ren- Island God, Dark?Wizard? and Supreme Weirdo-Yeah, that guy? She wants to summit his meat mountain. Wants him to twist her around his custard launcher like she's a fucking balloon animal.

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    Maria Campbell remembers an old life. A life bathed in blood. A fishing hamlet. A research hall of many floors and many patients. And a stranger who insisted on corpse-fishing...

    AKA, that fic where a grimdark DLC boss is reincarnated in fluffy otome-land and still acts like she's in a FromSoftware game (that's NOT Cookies & Cream)...

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    Chapters:
    196/?
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    One afternoon after work, Ami finds a magic door in her bedroom and finds that it leads to her bedroom in her family home on Earth.

    Thus starts Ami sharing pieces of Earth culture with the guys. And insanity results.

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    2/?
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    Midsummer's Nights Dream, but it's with The Great Escape characters. Crack treated seriously, but the "seriously" part was lousy.

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    1/?
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    An au in which Lilith manages to convince herself that Luz is Eda's daughter when they meet at the Covention and realizes that, by default, would make her Luz's aunt and no matter how many times they deny it, she doesn't believe them as she is more than certain they only say it to mess with her.

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    Bruce Wayne spends half his time trying to get anyone he knows off social media. It never works.

    Superbat soundtrack: 🎶 when you try your best -- 🎶

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    4/?
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    That is the plot

    It takes place in a roleplay I made on Chicken Smoothie where I completely am prepared to make this a plot point.

    All the characters have been AUified

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    作者总结:“不是你看上去的这样。”汉密尔顿很快开口。
    “哦?是吗?因为我看上去是杰弗逊把你的手机拿走,弄到你正好够不到的地方整你,而你试图把他勒死。”
    “...那就是你看上去的那样。”
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    或者:汉密尔顿是一个女人,和杰弗逊共用一个办公室,他们经常想要把彼此弄死。
    出现山羊,卡拉OK,群聊,爹地问题,还有不明智的大富翁

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    Sometimes, she thought Clark was a blessing sent her way to protect the world from her.

    Sometimes, he thought Wanda was a blessing sent to protect the world from him.

    Wanda Maximoff has lost her family (again). In another universe, Clark has also lost the love of his life. Because of a magic accident, two people who did not exist in the same dimension have the chance to meet. Leaving the past behind is not simple, but Clark and Wanda count on each other to start another page in their lives.

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    “Ranboo” Techno said, looking at the half enderman “Would you please tell me why in XD’s name you didnt tell me you were married—“

    “Oh ender, Techno please let me expl—“

    “—To Tommy”

    The enderman hybrid fell silent.

    “What”

    —-

    Or, i which Techno is not as smart as he prides himself, Ranboo is just making bad decisions, Tommy is motivated by dpite and annoying his brothers and Tubbo is watching it all go down from the sidelines in amusement

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    Three times Gù Xiāng is called to stop her fathers’ flirting-via-property-destruction before it destroys the city and the one time they’re too late to stop her.

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    Alternatively, Langa, high on weed, writes a poem and uploads it to his Tumblr blog. At least it wasn't on the S forum, Reki thinks.

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    Regulus Black es profesor de Pociones en Hogwarts el año en que Harry Potter empieza su educación en el Colegio de Magia y Hechicería.

    Reescritura de Harry Potter y la piedra filosofal desde el punto de vista de Regulus Black.

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    Español
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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    2
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    "Yes." Jack nods. "Human relationships are meant to be slow, uncomfortable, messy processes. They look like they aren't worth the effort, that the return is too small, but in the end, its worth every little thing you put into it. There are no shortcuts, there are no quick fixes. There were fights, big ones, big enough to put what we had in danger. It was scary, it was stressful, but we stuck, because that is life. You fail, you learn and you live. It scares me sometimes at night what would have happened if we had given up."

    "So you do think that this can go somewhere?"

    "How can you know if you don't even try? If it does, very well, if it does not, it isn't a loss. You still get a nice lunch."

    Fareeha laughs and throws her arms around his midriff. "You know your stuff. I'm impressed. Gabe doesn't have shit against you."

    "We are fundamentally different."

    "Yeah." Fareeha says. "Gabe makes sense. You feel right."

    S1 EP10: Labors of love (Now Remastered)

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    An evil crashes.
    A woman finds him.
    A daughter is born.
    A plan is made.

    A secret is held by others except the young lady who is supposed to know it. Vanessa isn't a human, and everyone is tight lipped about this, even her own mother. Those close to her aren't what they seem either, and secrets amongst them could rip them at the seams.

    Another thing that can rip them apart? Ancient vampires that are seeking them out for no reason, that is in their eyes only.

    After all, are they truly human, if they resemble the monsters they run from?

    Edit: I have changed something major in regards to Callisto's story, so please reread chapters 3-10 in relations to a upcoming plotline.

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    somehow, palpatine returned. moomin created a text chat because apparently they have phones and cell service now. hijinks ensue.

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    3/?
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    Absolute crack exploration of the levels below the feet of most inhabitants of Coruscant.

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    "tbh I think landscaper/sex shop owner should be the hot new AU. florist/tattoo artist AU but make it 2020" - Tumblr user thedoubteriswise

    "Harry is a regular at the sex shop Draco works at and keeps pretending he wants to buy things for his imaginary partner, but really just wants to try them on Draco. Neville runs his landscaping business from the shop next door, and Harry always hangs out there to complain about how hopeless his crush is. Shenanigans ensue." - the Fanatical Fam

    "Oh, well, I guess I'll start writing." - me

    I'd like to thank Rae for being one of the main providers of a lot of the story ideas that found their way into this fic - thanks, Rae!

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    64
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    82
    Bookmarks:
    11
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