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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    Lord Potter: the goblin-raised ruler of wizards, infamous for his harem of deadly witches.

    Holly Potter: the sixth-year Girl-Who-Lived just trying to stay alive.

    Auror Potter: the obsessive, workaholic Head Auror with a drinking problem.

    Hadrian Black: the self-proclaimed Prince of Slytherin and heir to several ancient and noble houses.

    Seeker Potter: the Quidditch star, playboy, millionaire, and philanthropist.

    Genius Harry: the Ravenclaw who discovered the truth of magic using science and defeated Voldemort in his first year.

    The Master of Death: the solider who won the war but lost everything fighting it.

    When Harry Potter’s friends take Polyjuice Potion to help him escape number four, Privet Drive, they unknowingly invoke an ancient spell which pulls seven different versions of the Boy-Who-Lived into their world. With the Second Wizarding War well underway, Harry and the Order of the Phoenix have a new set of problems to deal with. Seven, to be exact.

    A love-letter to our favorite Harry Potter fanfiction tropes through a crack-fic that takes itself very seriously. Most of the time, that is.

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    05 Jan 2022

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    King's Cross Station looks a little different, the second time.
    So does the riverbank. So does Sirius, so do the dementors - Hell, even his patronus is different.
    Snape, however, is infuriatingly unchanged.

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    05 Jan 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 56

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    After saving the wizarding world from Voldemort just a few months before, public opinion has turned against Harry Potter due to his involvement in an extreme act of dark magic. Nearly everyone has deserted him, and he contemplates a dreary holiday alone and isolated, until a certain bushy-haired witch arrives just in time for Christmas Eve.

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    03 Jan 2022

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    Forty-nine year old Harry was rather content with his life, but when his lover, Andromeda finds a way to rewrite the war, well, let’s just say that the Dark Lord was not expecting to deal with two Harry Potter’s and the loss of his favourite lieutenant. Sirius Black might not be the only Black with a cleared name and dark past. Meanwhile, for the Triwizard Champion, things might start to get a bit brighter. Time Travel, Two Potters.
    [Lord Harry Black/Bellatrix Black] [Younger Harry Potter/Luna Lovegood]

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    30 Dec 2021

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    Harry met Holly when she was two - abandoned in the park by her mother. Unable to leave her alone, he stayed behind to keep her safe. Over the years, they became as inseparable as brother and sister.
    When Harry found out he was a wizard, he was happy to find that Holly was a witch too, and one day, she would enter his new world with him.

    Finding out he was a father to a nine-year-old girl, Severus Snape didn't hesitate to bring her home. His daughter belonged by his side, after all. Finding his daughter preferred Harry Potter over him was a travesty the Potions Master was not going to tolerate.

    Somehow, Severus had to make his daughter see Harry Potter as he did - worthless, useless, hopeless.

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    30 Dec 2021