Archive of Our Own

Recent works

• Would the Meburgers be considered ethical cannibalism? by IAmNotHereButRealAcc

  Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  10 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Ryland Grace
  • Rocky is mentioned for like 2 sentences
  • This is completely in Grace's inner monologue
  • Cannibalism
  • Crack
  • author can't stop thinking about self cannibalism
  • author has been on that special crack since the day they were born

  Summary

  Ryland Grace has a thought and then falls down a rabbit hole. Brought to you by the author's own thoughts about the legal loopholes of cannibalism.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  188

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  5

  Hits:

  45

• Lord I'm 500 miles from my home by IAmNotHereButRealAcc

  Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  04 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Black Hole (Battle For Dream Island)
  • Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
  • Salt (Inanimate Insanity)
  • The Author Regrets Nothing
  • This takes place during II s4 and post TPOT 19
  • mentioned Tree/Black Hole and Test Tube/Fan
  • Black Hole Needs a Hug (Battle For Dream Island)
  • Angst
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Crossover
  • Objects Are Humanized (Object Shows)
  • Test Tube is a MOM
  • author uses asterisks for emphasis like they're in Danganronpa
  • Poppy will be important I just haven't written them in yet
  • It's MY comfort character I get to choose their happiness level

  Summary

  What would you do when you have seemingly lost everything?

  OR

  Black Hole has gone though so much in his life, why shouldn't he give himself to the cold embrace of death? Fortunately (or unfortunately), he has somehow appeared in a place he assumes to be heaven, thrust into the care of a society of people who are participating in a game not so different from BFDI.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  902

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  11

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  82

• 5 avatars and a guy walk into a gc by IAmNotHereButRealAcc

  Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  23 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gerard Keay/Michael Shelley
  • Oliver Banks/Michael "Mike" Crew
  • Gerard Keay
  • Michael Shelley
  • Agnes Montague
  • Annabelle Cane
  • Michael "Mike" Crew
  • Oliver Banks (The Magnus Archives)
  • No beta we kayak like tim and peter lukas
  • Chaos

  Summary

  Stupid chatfic that I did because I had nothing else to write about

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  187

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  9

  Hits:

  54

• I put the Magnus Archives fears into a slice of life anime and am now shipping them together by IAmNotHereButRealAcc

  Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  02 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • The End/The Hunt (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Stranger/The Eye (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Vast/The Buried (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Desolation/The Dark (The Magnus Archives)
  • The End (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Hunt (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Flesh (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Extinction (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Stranger (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Web (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Spiral (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Eye (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Corruption (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Lonely (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Dark (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Slaughter (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Desolation (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Buried (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Vast (The Magnus Archives)
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Alternate Universe - High School
  • This Is STUPID
  • The Extinction is a child (The Magnus Archives)
  • The End and The Hunt are parents (The Magnus Archives)
  • Technically Crack but no

  Summary

  Yes, you read the title correctly. No I am not joking, no matter how much of a joke this fic sounds like.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  403

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  3

  Hits:

  55

• Haunted house in the woods by IAmNotHereButRealAcc

  Fandoms: Original Work  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Major Character Death
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  23 May 2026

  Tags

  • Major Character Death
  • Original Characters
  • Object show stuff
  • Ghosts
  • Supernatural Elements
  • author can't tag for shit
  • Swearing

  Summary

  My inspo for this is the nightmare mansion from II

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  237

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Hits:

  4