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    Lightbulb starts feeling like crap, but it’s so much worse than the other times and she doesn’t know why. Her friends are there to help and be mildly concerned.

    Also, what’s the deal with her and Paintbrush?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,160
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    335
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    After many months of waiting, Bryce and Amelia were sent back to their homes. Or at least, one of them was sent back to her home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,297
    Chapters:
    1/4
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    87
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    Airline Food is overwhelmed by a thunderstorm, so his partner (Whippy Creamy) comforts him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    324
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    53
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    Whippy Creamy buys his partner matching sunglasses that are just like his.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    381
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    56
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    (THIS WORK IS A WORK-IN-PROGRESS. TITLE, TAGS, ETC. ARE ALL SUSEPTIBLE TO CHANGE. THANK YOU.)
     

    “…Alright, does someone want to tell me what the fuck is going on,” Paintbrush yelled sternly, rubbing their temples to stave off an incoming headache.

    “THERE’S A DEMON! THERE’S A DEMON IN THE DORM PAINTBRUSH!” Fan screamed, pointing his lightsaber (where did he even get that?) at the floor, swinging it around and nearing throwing it several times, his grip on the handle unsteady.

    Paintbrush turned their attention to the end of Fan’s lightsaber, and on the floor was a small Cellar Spider, not completely motionless but certainly not hostile.

    I should’ve expected this, Paintbrush thought hopelessly, rolling their eyes. I am rooming with five-year-olds.
    .
    .
    OR: Paintbrush doesn't know if they'll pass their first year of college; their new dormmates certainly aren't helping. (A Lightbrush college AU.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    110,448
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    351
    Kudos:
    224
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    6076
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    As if the overwhelming torture Airy had put Liam in wasn't enough, his unknowingly self goes beyond, his well intent backfiring completely.

     (writing practice urghh) >:((((

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    533
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    101
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    This is literally just Teardrop and Leafy kissing. I was too inpatient to add build-up.
    (I never finish any fanfics and was desperate)

    This is my first time posting on here- so I probably messed some stuff up. It's also really short but I hope it isn't too awful :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    768
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    98
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    (it's not actually forced) | First in a 3 part series about Two having the MOST sex

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,969
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    643
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    A centipede was happy – quite!
    Until a toad in fun
    Said, "Pray, which leg moves after which?"
    This raised her doubts to such a pitch,
    She fell exhausted in the ditch
    Not knowing how to run.

    ——

    432, or Timekeeper, struggles to learn how to do things many other Proctors can do. For example, phasing through walls is much harder when you're stuck in a human body. It's even more difficult when a certain smug asshole is teasing you...

    ——

    This is an explicit kink fic featuring my humanoid versions of the Proctors from TSP!
    Timekeeper / 432 uses he/they interchangeably

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,907
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    512
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    Paintbrush moves into Hotel OJ to to get a fresh start from highschool. They think they might be the only one, but they come to find solace in the fact that maybe everyone has things to run from.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,210
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    121
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    Why did Trophy have to always get up so early? Wouldn't it be nice to just sleep in?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,583
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    558
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    ive been brain rotting over them. IDK HOW LONG, BUT I VERY MCUH HAVE !!! AND ITS ANNPYINHG @!!!1 theyre called lice for a reason ig.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    652
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    392
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    Gold Ingot realises he needs to get off, like, desperately. Even though he isn't that good at it, he does his best.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,126
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    142
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    Imagine: MePhone has a bus to transport competitors. He genders the sides of the bus after an... Incident that put a sizeable dent in the show's reputation, also installing cameras in the meanwhile. Nickel and Balloon decide to retaliate.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,212
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    36
    Hits:
    659
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    Each sip of the addicting alcohol led Owen to pure despair, reminding him of the childish moments that shaped his life ought to be. Liam swims within the terrorizing oblivion, vanished from the others arms.

    The 2 lovers at ease, 1 lost astray and the 1 searching, left in grief.

    [heavily unfinished]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,492
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    211
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    Trophy falls in love with his sickly roommate but sucks at admitting it… then they kiss!
    (This site needs more Trophy x Tissues, I swear, they are literally roommates)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    958
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    289
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    Complaint after complaint, OJ goes mad. Hotel OJ needs to be perfect, and it all starts with getting rid of the sources of all of these complaints.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,846
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    308
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    blessing this tag because i cant go another day seeing nsfw fics

    the canon somniphobic gets to sleep with help of his
    silly...."friend"

    takes place in college times!!!!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    453
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    227
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    Paintbrushes mentality deteriorates infront of their friends, they dont want to hurt people but have to go to lengths to save themselves.

    in short, paintbrush goes cray cray!

    [grammar editing help by saturn!]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,248
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1053
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    Life wasn't easy for Bryce growing up, sometimes stress would get to the best of him.
    His coping methods, however, were not always the best.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,550
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    199

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