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Alright so, headcannons and relationships for these idiots.
The End and The Hunt are married and have two kids, The Flesh (who is basically our protagonist, don't question it) and The Extinction, who is a toddler.
Everyone else except The End, The Hunt, The Extinction, The Buried, and The Vast are high school students.
The Flesh is, as I said, basically our protagonist. They plan to be a chef when they grow up and are in the cooking club. They are also friends with The Web.
The Web, The Stranger, and The Spiral are triplets. The Web is both a shipper and a gossip, causing relationship drama for the fun of it. They also bring The Flesh to watch the drama of their doing unfold.
The Stranger has a crush on The Eye, but The Eye is oblivious to their feelings due to their constant teasing of them.
The Eye is a bookworm who is friends with The Corruption, who gives them entomology books. The Stranger is immensely jealous of this and thinks The Corruption is trying to take The Eye away from them. The Web is just having fun watching their sibling create a non-existent love triangle in their head.
The Buried and The Vast are rival teachers, constantly getting annoyed with each other's antics. The Web ships them with an “enemies to lovers” filter over everything the two do.
The Dark and The Lonely are those two kids who just go to school, do their work, and leave, barely having any social life (*coughmecough*). Then The Spiral saw them and was like “yep, these are my loner kids now.”
The Dark is highly sensitive to the school lights.
The Desolation and The Slaughter are high school dropouts and delinquents, either setting something on fire, or picking a fight with any poor soul who happens to run into them.
The Dark has run into The Desolation on multiple occasions trying to set something on fire. It's just a thing at this point, whenever The Desolation is trying to commit some arson on school grounds, The Dark somehow appears to catch them. The funniest thing is that The Dark never tells on The Desolation. The Web has started to ship them for this reason.
The Spiral is obsessed (key word OBSESSED) with surrealism artwork. They will go out of their way to create or consume any kind of surrealist artwork they can find.