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  1. Public Bookmark 37

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    Blitz’s eyes went wide as Stolas rose from where the guards had dropped them. There, prominent under the tight regal attire, was something new. Blitz reached his hand out to touch… well, it, but Stolas winced and covered himself with his cape.

    “That’s… different,” Blitz whispered.

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    21 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    Blitzø Buckzo and his morally flexible crew of vampire hunters travel to a small town on west coast Canada in search of a vampire. Blitzø's top suspect is Stolas, a strange man who recently moved into the woods outside of town with his perpetually pissed off daughter.

    But does Stolas live in an isolated, cold, dark house and wear fancy, old-time-y clothes because he's a vampire, or is he just Like That? And can Moxxie convince Blitzø that making out with him "nasty style" is a bad way to find out?

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    06 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 71

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    Blitzø is a Tiny imp— four inches tall, give or take.

    After his family's Tiny Circus burned down, he managed to get a gig as a purse imp for a royal Goetia, Lady Stella. But that shit sucked, so he bailed. Now he's secretly living in the walls of his former employer's palace, low-key making a hobby of spying on her very pretty husband.

    Prince Stolas is giant, and hot, and magical, but he's got a lot going on. Like being giant, and married, and stressed the fuck out about a ball or something. Oh, and caring for his toddler, Octavia, all by himself.

    When Blitzø finds out Stolas has a spell that could potentially make him grow Big, he naturally tries to steal it, straight out of that fancy-ass magic book. And when Stolas catches him at it, he offers Blitzø a deal: help look after Octavia until the day of the ball, and Stolas will help him access the spell, long-term, and they'll go their separate ways.

    Easiest gig ever! As long as no pesky feelings get in the way...

     

    Written for Helluva Mini Bang 2025, featuring art by Moth5577 and Whimstories!

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Stolas of the Ars Goetia, once promising, is now an embarrassment amongst his kind due to his affliction. The Devil’s Bite, a nasty curse that befell him before his wedding, has left him infertile and incapable of coupling, lest they face the consequences.

    Without the ability to produce an heir, the prince remains unwed and shunned, while other demons trouble themselves with the challenge of conquering the Devil’s Bite.

    The Challenge is as follows: break the prince’s curse and be rewarded with handsome riches.

    The stipulation? Successfully bed Stolas of the Ars Goetia with one’s manhood intact.

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    08 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    Striker figures the best way to keep Blitzø distracted is with his dick.

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    Part 2 of my sworn dedication to making these two fuck. The only difference between this and Save A Horse is that I gotta a beta reader this time. Everyone say Thank You Silver

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    27 Jan 2026