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Better Halves (and other such falsehoods) by Astereae
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
28 Jul 2025
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Danny’s looking at him like he’s crazy. His hair’s dried up into a mess of waves, and there’s some tomato seeds on the corner of his mouth. “You just bailed me out of jail. And you think this is a good idea?”
“I don’t have bad ideas, Fenton. And like you’ve just said, I have collateral on you.”
“So you’re blackmailing me into pretending to date you?”
Tim shrugs. “Or you could just sign the NDA.”
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Danny's trying to recover all the shards to an entity's chalice so that it'll stop destroying the zone while tensions rise amongst his subjects- and trying to finish high school.
Tim's juggling his case load, his work as CEO, and does not have time to be embroiled in a sex scandal right now. If that means he has to pretend to date a very suspicious heir to a rival company, then so be it.
It's a mutually beneficial relationship. So what if Tim's becoming a little too intrigued by the illusive, powerful Phantom? So what if Danny can't stand the Justice League for leaving him to deal with all of Amity's problems when he was just 14? That's a superhero thing.
And their fake boyfriend has no clue that they're a superhero.
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- Part 1 of Want (and what it has to do with it)
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29 Jun 2026
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"Miss, that's a lizard."
The tiny reptile hissed and puffed up his scales, getting marginally bigger.
"I'd watch my mouth around him, sir." The blond merchant said. "He's a Drake, not a lizard. He's a legit Dragon, even if he doesn't have wings, he could singe your eyebrows if you insult him."
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25 Jun 2026
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The Blue Check Mark Won't Dry Your Tears by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Feb 2023
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Peter Parker runs an SI Intern twitter account. Some random guy named Harley Keener pays $8/month to impersonate the account. Predictably, they fall in love <3
Title based on "Highway Don't Care" by Tim McGraw
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- Part 7 of alfie's parkner stories
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- English
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22 Jun 2026
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The disastrous life of Peter Parker by Crowenedcow
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
07 Jun 2026
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Harley looked Tony dead in the eyes.
“How has he survived childhood?”
Tony laughed awkwardly (and Tony Stark never laughs awkwardly, like, ever) and stared into the empty space for a while.
“I honestly don’t know, Harley.”
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31 May 2026
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They Started It!!! (A Story On How to Piss Off Five Children and Seduce Their Father by Hal Jordan) by RegretsEverything
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types
06 Apr 2026
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“My dad says adult bodies can’t survive on Red Bull and cereal alone. Do you even know how to cook rice, Mr. Jordan? Is your tummy okay?”
Hal Jordan’s stomach is fine.
His pride is not.
For reasons known only to the universe at large, the Wayne kids have decided that bullying Hal is their newest hobby. In their under-twelve years of wisdom, they’ve concluded he is too single, too lonely, and way too funny when flustered.
Hal tries to ignore them… until one day he snaps and fires back the pettiest way possible:
He starts flirting with their dad.
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Or Hal has beef with literal preschoolers as a literal adult man.
The Wayne kids bully a full ass adult because he is an easy target and gives top tier reactions. Then they completely lose their minds when Hal turns around and seduces their dad.
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No powers au. Neighbors au. Bruce isn't Batman. Hal isn't Green Lantern. The batkids are still menaces, though.
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25 May 2026