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    Wednesday My Dudes / @PeterS_photos
    [photo of Tony Stark hunched over a lab table sleeping with glasses drawn on his face in sharpie, with Dum-E and U in the corner charging]
    This is what he gets for taking away my lab privileges.

    56k Retweets 8 million Likes

    Wednesday My Dudes / @PeterS_photos
    SHIT KAREN I TOLD YOU TO SEND THAT TO MJ AND NED. WHAT THE F U C K

    You Know Who I Am / @Tony Stark
    Wow kid… nice going.

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    Peter Parker has been kept a secret from the world. His parents didn't want him to grow up in the spotlight, but when a mistweet happens, that all goes to shit.

    a.k.a another twitter fic
    a . k . a. im really bad at summaries sorry

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    Peters gay and Harleys gay and i have no clue where i'm going with this...

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    Steve had gone fully red-faced with pedantic altar-boy fury. “Did your computer forget how to Google translate?” he bellowed, sticking his head up and over. Bucky yanked him down again. “What are you even trying to say?”

    Bucky tried to shake the sparkles off the grenade he had been planning on lobbing over the divider. “It sounded like Latin to me,” he said reasonably, pursing his lips and frowning at the explosive. It dripped a sparkle, and a puff of purple smoke curled up where it hit the concrete.

    “That’s because you spent Sunday school flirting with Sarah Cunningham,” Steve accused, bobbing back up to throw his shield and ducking back down to dodge a shining ball of blue light. “You wouldn’t know Latin if it came up and kissed you on your ugly mug.”

    “I’d sure know it if Sarah Cunningham did, though.” Bucky grinned, struck by the memory. “That gal really knew what she was doing.”

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    After Harley finds a glob of half chewed bubblegum on his desk, he finds that Peter Parker is to blame. Harley's left with no other choice than to initiate a prank war with the younger.

    Add complicated feelings, misunderstandings, a genius father figure, a whole lot of glitter, and you've got yourself a mess the size of New York.

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    Peter is running late and doesn't have time to deal with Deadpool on his campus. Especially when he's not wearing his Spider-man suit.

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    The first time a class accidentally ran into Peter at the tower, Peter was sure that this would be the end of his life as he had known it. Because if Peter had known that a class was coming to visit, he would have tried to either get away as far as possible, or make sure that he was doing something around the tower that could be seen as either educative or productive. But Peter - poor, stupid, idiotic Peter - hadn’t known, and was thus witnessed by about 30 kids and some more adults that were supervising them as he nearly electrocuted himself by his new web fluid. Followed by loud cackling, obviously, because that’s what one does when they just figured how to make their web fluid electric.

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    Peter Parker is a hot mess. A Disaster Gay, if you will. An Idiot Bisexual.
    This story is snippets of our favorite dumb teen superhero being bi and having too many feelings.

    Featuring scenes such as: Peter figuring out he swings both ways (pun intended and will keep happening), Peter thinking he's in love a lot and having too many feelings, Peter bonding with some superheroes over being queer, pride parades, and more!! I'll add more tags when I actually know what else to tag!!

    Inspired by Pride Month, the distinguished/functional/disaster queer alignment chart, and every light-hearted soft Peter fic that has ever made me laugh.

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    And you can tell everybody this is your song
    It may be quite simple but now that it's done
    I hope you don't mind
    I hope you don't mind
    That I put down in words
    How wonderful life is while you're in the world
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    “Harley! We have to go ice skating! We can head down to Rockefeller plaza tonight and we can rent skates. I’ll just have to ask dad if I can have some money.” Surprisingly Harley had a tinge of blush on his cheeks. “It’s a date then Sugar” Harley stood up and left to find Tony and scream about his son, abandoning his popcorn and a very red Peter.

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    This is chapter seven of "mom says i spend too much time on the web" but i wanted to post it as a one shot here, because it can also be considered a stand alone. It just makes a bit more sense when you read it with the book.

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    spider-can @spideylovesNYC
    i just ran into a billboard

    You Know Who I Am @iamironman
    kid are you serious?

    spider-can @spideylovesNYC
    hahah jk

    KAREN @KAREN
    Yes you did. You saw Johnny Storm and got distracted.

    spider-can @spideylovesNYC
    KAREN WHAT THE FUCK

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    basically ur average twitter fic but its spideytorch bc Spideytorch Owns My Ass

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    i didnt like the story so im starting over on “rip 2 my sanity”

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    Peter Parker knows how to buy a necklace, but he has no clue how to give it to the girl he likes. It feels like climbing a mountain and he is woefully out of shape.

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    the five times Peter Parker tries to give MJ the necklace he buys her and the one time he actually, KIND OF, does.

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    “Are… Are you binding right now?”

    Shit. Shit.

    “Huh? Um, what’d you say? The sound sorta, uh, cut out.” Peter asked nervously, and said nerves were confirmation enough for May.

    “I asked if you were binding right now,” She repeated, voice stern. “Which you know, would not be good at all since you just back from Spider-Man-ing. Because you’re not supposed to wear it while exerting yourself. Because you’re not supposed to wear it for more than eight hours, and if you put it on as soon as you woke up like usual, it would be at least twelve hours. Right, Peter?”

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    “Hey, hey, hey!” Peter yelped, barely avoiding the machines. “Watch it! You could really hurt someo--” The wind was then knocked out of him by one of the four arms, sending the Spider-Man flying face-first against the opposite wall. Peter hadn’t had enough time to react to his spidey-sense that attempted to warn him of the oncoming danger, but he had managed to stick his hands out to try and protect his face. It turned out to be a fruitless effort, because not only did Peter still hit his face on a brick that jutted out-- more specifically, his right eye and the area around it-- but his wrist made a sickening snap sound upon impact.

    Peter groaned and moaned as he fell off and onto the ground below, almost seeming the bounce a little as he hit. “Ow…” He knew he should be getting up and trying to web up the doctor, but god, did everything ache.

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    Later, when they were sprawled out on the couch with late-night TV playing quietly, Tony glanced at him, cool and calculating. "What’s wrong, kid?"

    Peter pulled his blanket around him tighter and couldn’t find the energy to answer.

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    He can deal with the punches and the snarling words if it means May is happy.

    But then he can't.

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    The members of Team Red finally meet face to face

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    Bider-Man, Bider-Man. Does whatever a bider can. Kiss a guy? Sure, why not? Also thinks girls are hot.
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    “Fine,” He sighed. “Explain, you’ve got one minute on the clock, starting now. Go.” The engineer didn’t know what to expect from Peter, but he certainly wasn’t expecting the kid to start speaking a mile a minute that he only caught half of.

    “So there’s this guy who goes to my school and is a grade above me who’s really nice and sweet and smart and funny,” Peter began quickly, grammar going out the window in order to save time. “A-a-and sometimes he sits with Ned and me at lunch even though he could literally have a seat at any table he wants. A-Anyways, he mentioned that he goes to Oscorp after school sometimes to help his dad and I told him that I was applying for an internship there and he smiled at me and then I signed up. I-I didn’t know what I was doing, I-I’m sorry. I wasn’t th-thinking, I w-was just trying to get him to like me and I’m sorry tha-”

    “Okay,” Tony interrupted, holding a hand out. “Alright. So, what you're telling me is that this was all for a boy?"

    Peter nodded shamefully. "'M sorry..."

    "Pete, you're ridiculous,"

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    Peter was perfectly happy with his life as a college student at Empire State University and as New York's friendly neighbourhood Spider-man. Sure the closest thing he had to a romantic relationship was back when he was still in high school. And his last sexual encounter left him with more nightmares than good memories. But he still had his friends, the Avengers, and Aunt May. He had more than enough love from his family.

    Until he meets Eddie. All it took was for him to look into the man's dark blue eyes for Peter to know that he was royally screwed.

     

    Peter develops a crush for a certain investigative journalist. And he hopes for the best that it doesn't blow up in his face. But knowing his luck, it was bound to happen anyway. At least Eddie Brock was hot.

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    After a night out with Ned, Peter comes to the startling realization that he may or may not be harboring feelings for him. Needless to say, he doesn't at all handle it well.
    . . .
    "Thunder rattles the apartments surrounding them, and lightning streaks across the sky, causing the dim street lamps to flicker and cast shadows across the two. Peter bites his lip and, with a courage that’s not his own, leans forward, just close enough to see the droplets of rain trickling down Ned’s cheeks. But then again, those might just be tears.
    'I thought we were getting somewhere', Ned says softly. 'We had matching suits, I was working on a theme song, and you was talking sneaking into me Stark Tower. Pete. What did I do wrong?'"

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    Why do heroes always seem to end up in dumpsters? Why do bleeding vigilantes keep showing up at Claire Temple’s doorstep?
    And another thing: Is this kid, like, twelve or what?

    Matt Murdock finds an injured Spider-Man in a dumpster in Hell’s Kitchen. Aaaand, we’re going to Claire’s again, aren’t we? Yep. This woman deserves more sleep.

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    “Am I being kidnapped right now?” Peter asks.

    “Only if you don’t want to be here,” Stranger Lady cheerfully replies.

    Peter peers out the car windows at the scrubby, terra-cotta colored terrain that stretches off for miles all around them, terminating on the distant horizon in huge pastel-hued mountains.

    “Um. Where exactly is here?

    ______________

    In which Peter’s twenty-first birthday celebration veers wildly off course, Rhodey reluctantly plays the grizzled veteran detective, and this whole mentoring young superheroes thing might just kill Tony.

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