Coblblender404
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Cuddles after the ship burned
A quick Drabble.
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The Curse of “Forgetfulness” by Coblblender404 for Captain_Blue
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
07 Feb 2026
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Miscommunication go brr.
Based on prompt from Captain_Blue
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Just them eating pancakes. That’s literally all it is.
Edited a little for missed quotation.
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Joel gets nervous around his favorite regular.
By the way I am not the same anon who wrote the original.
Edit: I have officially peaked.
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Loosely based on Skizz’s newest guess the build episode
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Balcony Croissants. Aka: 3 times Etho finds elaborate ways to steal Joel’s breakfast, and one time he gets it cooked for him instead by Lovewriting143 for Coblblender404
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
05 Jul 2026
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“Oi!” Joel screamed. “Get back ‘ere! That’s my breakfast!’
Etho grinned as he slipped back inside his apartment, taking a large croissant off the hook of his fishing rod.
Or: Etho's downstairs neighbour was a baker. The pastries, and the boy, were naturally too hard for him to resist.
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Do I Wanna Know? by postmaster_pearlo
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
22 Jun 2026
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Nothing can go wrong, and Joel genuinely can’t think of a reason for how it can.
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OR; Joel and Etho fake date to make Bdubs jealous. This process may or may not include falling for each other…Series
- Part 6 of Tales of the Relation-ship
- Part 1 of Can’t we make this real?
Bookmarked by Coblblender404
13 Jun 2026
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They’re actually such cuties and I love them!
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Joel’s 101 Guide to Catching That Mystery Artist by Lovewriting143
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
16 Feb 2026
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Joel wasn't ready, by any definition of that word, for what life had prepared for him as he strolled out of a class exactly one month after the beginning of term.
He walked out just to find his face on full display for the school to see, huge and framed in gold, a painting hung up on the central wall of their school’s art gallery. The naming plaque beside the painting was blank, just like the artist - though unsigned - was purposefully teasing ‘Come find me.’
Joel couldn’t believe their audacity.
He was once more the center of attention of a plot he didn't know, but he sure as hell wasn't complaining. And if he did know one thing, it was that whoever was inviting him to play this game of hide and seek had no clue what they were signing up for. He’d win; they didn’t stand a chance.
He was Joel Smallishbeans, after all.
Aka: who is obsessed enough with Joel to publicly draw him fanart?
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- Part 1 of Joel's 101 Guide
Bookmarked by Coblblender404
02 Jan 2026
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Oxy you have genuinely tortured me with this… I need more. Even though it’s over, I need more.
[redacted plot related anguish paragraph]
It’s killing me to not scream about this on here anymore, but I must refrain for spoiler reasons.
[More Redacted plot anguish] the artist [even more redacted plot anguish]
All jokes aside I keep coming back to this au because it’s so good…
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The Grief Cycle, a Completely Normal Way to Process a Realization You May Like Someone by goingdownorup for lNSOMNYA
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
18 Oct 2025
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Joel was wearing his stupid see-through-paper-thin t-shirt again. Etho swore to god that he had thrown that shirt in the garbage the last time the two of them cleaned out the house, mainly because of the before mentioned thinness of the material. It had to be at least ten years old, and the fact that it didn’t have any holes in it was a miracle in itself. Another miracle was the apparent second coming of the shirt, or Joel had noticed Etho’s attempt to get rid of it and fished it out of the trash bag before without him noticing. Either way, it really wasn’t the problem Etho was having, though it did send a tiny flash of annoyance down Etho’s spine when he realized what Joel was wearing.
No, Etho really didn’t care that much that Joel was wearing the stupid tee-shirt again, it was that Etho didn’t think he looked completely ugly while doing so.
Which was weird.
Or: Etho realizes he might like Joel a bit more than a friend, and promptly spirals through the five stages of grief
Bookmarked by Coblblender404
22 Feb 2026
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The Usual? by panch_owo (pancho_pinto)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
27 Sep 2025
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Etho is back at the café. Joel is still there.
Things don't really change.
Bookmarked by Coblblender404
27 Sep 2025
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So cute!!!!!
Edit: I’m crying inside, what have I done!