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    If you asked poets and minstrels, and lovey-dovey aristocrats wooing naive wenches across Bohemia, they would tell you that absence makes the heart grow fonder. If you asked young lord Hans Capon of Pirkstein, however, he’d tell you it’s an idiotic, pestilential sentiment coined by some daft cunt who never had to suffer the terror and indignity of being parted from their heart’s desire. Or they’ve just never met Henry.

    Each time Hans cannot see him, the walls of the world start closing in, threatening to crush him. Each time Henry is away, the young lord has to face the terrifying reality of longing, craving, dreaming, yearning—and the frustration of not knowing whether the blacksmith’s boy is even alive. Worse! The frustration of not knowing whether the bastard misses him as bad as Hans does.

    And then, each time Henry returns to him, two crucial things dawn upon Capon’s head: one, he needs to remember there are books that speak of love he dares not voice himself. Two: he might not agree with absence making the heart fonder, but it sure does make his cock ache.

    From Nebakov to Suchdol, a study of the times Hans missed Henry—and the times they reunited. Canon compliant; filling in the gaps.

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    21 May 2026

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    The Lady of Rattay, and a girl who had once laughed in Skalitz.

    What does the story look like when Hans and Henry are women, born into a world where they are not free to live, or to love, as men are?

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    20 May 2026

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    Henry playfully wrestles him to the ground, and their laughter shakes the trees. This is what life ought to be: easy and sweet and without any past or future. The rest of the world can hang for all Hans cares; all he wants is to make Henry laugh, and to turn him every shade of red possible.

    “Shut up or I'll fill you up,” Henry threatens. “I’ll get a strong son on you.”

    Something flutters in Hans’s chest. “I'm not a fucking maid, Henry.” He struggles a little more, just for show, and Henry pins his hands above his head.

    “Could be,” Henry counters, grinning. “My maid, my girl, the way you take me.”

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    In which Henry helps Hans forget about his upcoming nuptials, a wedding night is shared, and Hans yearns to become something other than what he is.

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    20 May 2026

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    真是太厉害了

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    Toshirou went to their favorite restaurant, and was unsurprised when he saw the permhead already there. He sat next to him as usual, and the atmosphere between them was noticeably less awkward than it should’ve been. It only served to piss him off even more. They ate, they drank, they talked about meaningless things. Even as they finished their food and began trying to out-drink each other, even as the alcohol was loosening their tongues and making their vision turn dark, the source of Toshirou’s irritation remained firmly unspoken.

    There was a part of him that desperately wanted to suck it up and tell Gintoki how he felt; how mad he was about earlier, how long he had been pining for the guy, how much he wanted to be with him. But all he had to do was remember Gintoki’s apathy and aloofness about the whole situation, and he was back to square one. It hurt. It really fucking hurt. He woke up the next morning after blacking out, with a nasty hangover and a firm resolve to keep that asshole from getting under his skin.

    OR: Hijikata needing a therapist for 20 chapters straight.

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    18 May 2026

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    A broke bike courier makes the shortest delivery of his life, only to become the favorite person of a terminally bored trust-fund himbo.

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    18 May 2026