one day on corellia... (or, I really just can't take myself seriously)

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• eminently practical by Goat_in_a_coat

  Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  08 May 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi & Original Female Character(s)
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi
  • Anakin Skywalker
  • Random Jedi
  • Padmé Amidala (mentioned)
  • Darth Maul
  • Humor
  • I hope
  • force-null oc
  • oc thinks jedi are a cult
  • Corellia's dubiously moral justice system
  • gratuitous bonking
  • wannabe emos galore
  • willfully misinterpreting things
  • which is fun!
  • read for the funny not for the accuracy
  • Pre-Star Wars: The Clone Wars
  • anakin is a teenager
  • And angsty
  • 100 percent yoda free
  • maul's feet smell despite being made of metal

  Summary

  Cerna doesn't know what's up with all these people knocking on her door, and it's starting to get annoying.

  Or, throw a force-null person into one of Obi-Wan Kenobi's disaster days and see what happens.

  Series

  • Part 1 of one day on corellia... (or, I really just can't take myself seriously)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,349

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  20

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  170

• the gonk droid manifesto by Goat_in_a_coat

  Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  17 Mar 2023

  Tags

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  • Original Droid Characters (Star Wars)
  • Droids
  • Revolution
  • Crack
  • should not be treated seriously
  • Humor
  • 100 percent yoda free
  • Corellia's dubiously moral justice system
  • Picketing
  • droid picketing
  • is that a thing?
  • no arms
  • stupid brain worms made me do it
  • It was funnier in my head

  Summary

  “Gonk” said the Gonk Droid as it sadly but determinedly gonked away. It would show them. The true power of gonk has as of yet been untapped, but the Gonk Droid knew it was only a matter of time.

  Or, a new day on Corellia promises a droid revolution.

  Series

  • Part 2 of one day on corellia... (or, I really just can't take myself seriously)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  864

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  6

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  74

• a day in the life of a traffic cop by Goat_in_a_coat

  Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  22 Jun 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Original Characters
  • Darth Maul (mentioned)
  • Original Jedi Character(s) (Star Wars)
  • Crack
  • Humor
  • 100 percent yoda free
  • Corellia's dubiously moral justice system
  • this time in a bit more detail!
  • Pre-Star Wars: The Clone Wars
  • the evils of bureaucracy
  • they are all named jed
  • i hope that's funny
  • Bad Puns
  • aw hell na
  • How Do I Tag
  • please read this i beg
  • Misunderstandings
  • For Fun and Profit
  • day in the life
  • paperwork kills
  • Sometimes Literally
  • rip jed X
  • Coronet City's boxing champion three years running

  Summary

  A new day dawns in Corellia, with new adventures abound. Join Jed I., Coronet City Traffic Cop, on an average Taungsday at work--which may end up distinctly non-average. Or something.

  Series

  • Part 3 of one day on corellia... (or, I really just can't take myself seriously)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,540

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  5

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  28