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A freshly divorced Harry Potter is looking for someone to have a casual relationship with. Nothing serious, just a bit of fun.
Draco Malfoy considers himself up for the task.
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“So. How can I help you? Oh, don’t look so stricken; I’m not going to to tell anybody about your sordid little sex games, not that I think anybody cares. Anyway, who'd believe me? For that matter, do you really think my customers would continue to patronise my establishment if I was gabbing about them? Use your brain, Potter; I do know you have one.”
“That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me, I think,” Harry said.
Malfoy crossed his arms. “It’s been six years; I’m out of practice. Now tell me what you need.”
Harry stood there for a moment. He hadn’t really thought this through before he knew that it would be Draco Malfoy he was talking to. He felt utterly unprepared for the conversation.
Fortunately, or perhaps unfortunately, his ex-girlfriend was there.
“Harry wants a prostate orgasm and his boyfriends are all terrible,” Ginny said.
Draco’s eyebrows shot up. Harry’s face got hot. Ginny made a face at him and said, “Look, it was going to take you forever to say that.” Then she turned and walked away, leaving Harry alone, with Draco Malfoy, who knew that he wanted to have a prostate orgasm.
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Good Work, Partner by CopperCatbird for houndsofheaven
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Mar 2026
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“Spare me,” Robards snapped. “It’s a fortnight. Ten silly little bonding assignments to make you better work partners. I don’t care if it’s asking you to braid each others’ hair. Is it going to prevent you from doing your job?”
“No, sir,” Draco muttered, when Harry didn’t reply.
“Is it asking you to do something illegal?”
“No, sir,” Harry said, rather wishing it was.
“Then I don’t want to hear about it. If you avoid it a second time, you’ll incur disciplinary action.”
Or, Harry and Draco's bonding exercise at work is getting weird, fast.
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Body and mind by Anonymous for Winfiha, greenandyellowvelocity, airinshaw
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Dec 2024
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The noises stop abruptly, and as Harry peers around the kitchen door to say hello his mouth drops open. He’s face to, well, arse with a naked man standing at the kitchen sink, pouring a glass of water. His tall, pale body is immediately familiar, as is his ice blonde hair, and as he turns his head, cigarette hanging from his plush lips, Harry’s body fills with panic.
“Oh -. Fuck,” he says. He puts his hands up as if to block the view but it’s hard to look away.
Draco Malfoy turns around and leans against the sink, takes the cigarette out of his mouth. “Oh. Hi,” he says.
Harry arrives at university to train as a medical curse breaker, wanting a fresh start. Draco appears back in his life with a bang and it only really escalates from there, to absolutely nobody's surprise.