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    This is it. Evanna (Nia) Hope has spent the last three years planning and preparing for the return of Voldemort. Making sure Harry is ready and doing her best to protect those she can. Specifically the Heir, and the Spare.

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    “Obviously you only have to mention us. We’ve managed to go seventeen years without shagging.”
     

    Ten years after the war has ended Harry and Hermione are both single at the same time. The two of them now spend their Friday evenings together hanging out together after their work weeks. Some careless remark from Seamus about if men and woman can really ever just be friends leads to a series of awkward, silly, smutty, mostly happy events. A loosely inspired homage to the classic Romantic Comedy "When Harry Met Sally."

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    Cuatro serpientes mágicas que cuidan a su dueño, Harry enamorado de Draco, Draco inseguro sobre qué hacer, amigos hartos de escucharlos hablar del otro, algunas visitas al Departamento de Aurores, la boda de Pansy Parkinson y un pobre chico que no tenía que acabar metido en sus problemas. Así es el mes de mayo en la vida de un grupo de magos.

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    Harry's first year at Hogwarts is over and now that Severus is his guardian, he'll be going home with the professor for the summer and any previous misunderstandings regarding their relationship are long in the past.

    Right?

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    in which Severus and Harry both must confront their own personal demons.

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    Harry Malfoy takes one look at a man, more a monster, and decides this is the only man he can fall in love with and Malfoys always get what they want or they take it. All he has to do is get the dark lord to fall in love with him too. Easy huh.

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    Harry plays a dangerous game and all of a sudden the Dark Lord knows love, he just needs help and perhaps a cup of tea

     

    Alternatively titled; emotionally stunted idiots fall in love without realizing

     

    also this started out as crack i was writing for fun and now it has a plotline that i have no plan for . im making this up as i go lol

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    Why was he there? What valid reason did he have not to be back moping through the halls of Grimmauld Place instead of Hogwarts?

    "Guess I just thought things would be different," he sighed.

    "They are different."

    "Not in a good way."

    "They're safe."

    ———

    In times of need, we tend to find ourselves clinging to the closest breathing embodiment possible—even if that body is not one to be anticipated.

    The war is over, and though they won, Harry still faces a very grim depression, one that causes him to do the unthinkable. The unimaginable.

    What happens when his least favourite Slytherin suddenly becomes his most appreciated?

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    19/?
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    Cross-Posted under same name ff.net. Hermione is Black and Japanese-Korean (unsure what tags to use).
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    He didn't plan it. But when he came to check on her, a healer placed her in his arms and something happened. His heart swelled as she looked up at him. Had anyone ever trusted him as much as that child did? The tiny hand wrapped around his finger sent a pleasant warmth throughout his body. He couldn't explain it, but some naive part of him felt as though he was given a second chance. He had messed so much up, but here was this tiny being totally dependent on him. He let so many down, but he could do right by her.
    ...
    "Hermione," he cooed still unsure what possessed him."It's alright, love, Daddy's got you."

     

    AU: An incident lands an infant Hermione in Saint Mungo's. A lonely twenty-one-year-old Snape makes the impulse decision to adopt her. The story follows both characters from Philosopher's Stone to Deathly Hallows, with more cannon divergence as Hermione grows older.
    *This is long and gets darker as the kids get older. Various romantic relationships happen when Hermione is older. Just throwing this out there, I am NOT pairing father and daughter romantically.
    J.K R is Wrong!

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    Harry Potter has left the wizarding world behind and ended up involved with the mafia as an independent information broker.

    He's not terribly surprised.

    He ends up acquainted with Reborn and the cursed baby asks him to join him in Japan for a job.

    The fact that he accepts is more out of ennui than surprise. Really.

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    6/?
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    Harry Riddle. The youngest of the Gaunt's, so people would tell that he didn't exist, that only Tom Riddle came out of Merope's womb and that he, Hadrian, was born dead and that Merope took the dead creature in her arms. One of the nuns mentioned that she could not observe the helplessness in the eyes of the woman because it reminded her of when she was a little girl and the cows lost their calves, but even so they passed their rough tongues over their fragile bodies and were still warm from having left inside their guts.

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    In which both Harry and Draco hesitate before cursing each other, only Harry still hurts Draco more than he means to. Harry actually apologizes, and both boys struggle (together) to find a way out of being the child soldiers they were trained to be.

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    So what if the relationships we know, were different? We can choose who are our family is. But what if the family chosen, was forced to keep it hidden because Dumbledore is a selfish, egotistical man who refuses to see the error of his ways. Bonds were mended, created and forged to build the unexpected. How will these new truths affect Harry's future?

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    He is a street rat. An orphan. So forgotten and hurt by the others, by his surroundings in search of love and comprehension while he only knows misery and pain.

     Or an alternative AU where Harry lives in the street until he is thirteen years old.

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    Harry and Draco are roommates at college- yet, they don't get along. They both enjoy using blind dating apps to seek relationships, but little do they know- they're a match! Why did Harry and Draco hate each other in the first place? Maybe it was love from the start. But, who is to say?

    Maybe they just needed to room together all along?

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    Harry listens to the silence. It’s a funny thing really, how you never notice just how loud the world actually is. At least not until you leave it behind. Wind and rain, the shuffling of papers, birdsong, footsteps, even the sound of other people’s breathing. But he’s perfectly alone now. Nobody watching. Nobody here. Actually, he’s not even sure that he is here. Wherever here is.

    This is inspired by a tiktok by @.siriusly59 and it's the scene from Deathly Hallows where Harry talks with Dumbledore, except it's Regulus

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    "But you see, that's the gilded prison of fashion. We're riding in private jets, and meantime I was so incredibly, painfully sad and lonely." -Janice Dickinson

    x x x

    Draco Malfoy may not have a Manor or money or status or a family or friends, but he has his looks, and goes into the glamorous modeling field.

    And listen. Listen. No one can blame Harry for being obsessed with him all over again.

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    In which Mr. Riddle, who was content to just be the Greatest DADA professor of all time, becomes the unsuspecting guardian of one Harry Potter.

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    Her lips lift up, and it’s—Harry notices with wide eyes—a smirk. And, oh god, did he mean it that way? Did he try to mention Ginny to her in a sort of weird, awkward flirting gist; he did have a girlfriend, he was dateable, dating another girl isn’t actually the farthest thing from his mind… and he has a type, probably, presumably her. The sharp, witty ones, little tough, little grating like jagged edges of a knife. The type who could throw a punch to unfaithful boyfriends.

    “So she had seven brothers?” Pansy asks, and her voice is only slightly higher, slightly haughty and he may have blurted out the awkward, impromptu quip well, awkwardly, but he suddenly realizes that he hundred percent means it.

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    Never would Fate let the Mistress of Death be raised by anyone but the Addams'

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    In which the author sucks at descriptions

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    He was abused by his uncle since he has known how to walk and in the system since he was five; played with and dumbed once they were finished. He was left on his aunt's doorstep when he was a baby and was doomed to never fit in from that very action.

    He learnt that he was special very quickly. After all, when life isn’t fair, you need to be smart to survive the harsh blizzard that it is.

    He was quicker than most.
    He was quieter than most.
    His immune system was stronger than most.
    His wounds healed faster than most.

    He was special. because of that we would survive.

    X--o--X

    or what if Mis figg did here job and actually looked after harry? a.k.a foster harry fic becuse I wanted to read one and there where none so I went " fine I will do it my self " so here we are, check tags for major plot points

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    4/?
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    Isabella Potter, in a moment of weakness and absolute exhaustion, makes the uncertain choice of Dancing with the Devil.
    Tom Riddle, possessive, insane, and intelligent, will never give up what he believes is rightfully his.
    Sirius Black forsakes what he believes in for a chance to right his past mistakes and finally take care of the only family he has left.

    What will happen to a world that has a manipulated Isabella Potter, a Tom Riddle who has found more than war to drive him, and a Sirius Black that will stop at nothing to make sure no harm comes to his Goddaughter?

    Isabella Potter, finally finding the safety and comfort she had looked for and longed for all her life, decides that she just wants to do what will make her happy. That coincidentally, does not include being The-Girl-Who-Lived.

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    23/?
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