I am a real poet. I am a real poet. I AM A REAL POET!!! (or: guess what, you CAN survive on words alone)

by Astupidpotato

Summary:

Hi, this is a poetry book i felt like making, so here. It is heavily inspired by Bo Burnham, so go check him out. I will be taking requests, see the first chapter for details :D
generally they will be short and punchy tho, so sorry if you wanted some deep shit

Shakespeare could never
I'm so much better than him
ha ha ha ha ha

Chapter 1: intro

Requests:

You need to give me a topic, but you can (if you wish) give me a form (e.g, haiku, free verse, sonnet [i am bad at sonnets, so lower your expectations a few/ref]), a fandom (see fandoms I will write for below), a tone (e.g, sad, or happy [idk bro]), and if you so choose, a comment that i'll put in the beginning notes :D

Fandoms:

• ULTRAKILL
• Block Tales (Roblox)
• Forsaken (Roblox)
• I am a fucking nerd, this one's not a fandom, it's the truth
• Team Fortress 2
• Portal 2

 

hope you enjoy :)

 

and also I reserve the right to reject requests I don't like, sorry