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    John's face was burning, but he powered through it. “You want me to teach you how to kiss?” It was said as more of a statement than question.

    “Well yes, but also the entire relationship... routine?”

    John laughed in disbelief mixed with confusion about Alex's childish phrasing.

     

    (All chapter titles are from Human by dodie clark)

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    a compilation of the poems i made

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    English
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    752
    Chapters:
    9/?
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    Sick of suffering Megatron and Starscream's secondhand sexual tension, Skywarp takes matters, and a pen, into his own hands.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/4
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    215
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    Living together with Will is hard on the best days, but absolutely nerve-racking at the worst. Both Tessa and Jem know this but that does not mean that Will does not still surprise them with his foolishness.

    Modern AU

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    6
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    After finding himself on the receiving end of the infamous Sonnets of a Sorcerer curse, Harry Potter decided to draw on his experiences and produce ‘Potter’s Poetry’, a selection of poems which have absolutely no discernible theme which ties them together. Click on the link provided below to view an exclusive excerpt of 'Potter's Poetry' courtesy of D.A. Malfoy Publishing. To purchase the full copy, send us a mail order by owl, or visit Flourish and Blotts or any other Wizarding bookstores near you!

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    English
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    23
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    466
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    159
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    3
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    1
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    11
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    the heartache is a bubbling darkness foaming at the edges of her fingers until it overflows like a river bursting at the seams, ink mixing into burning coal and then melting into a soft ebony drifting to the brims of her soul. it's bitter, vile, terribly nauseating on the tip of her tongue, screaming murder murder murder kill kill kill, so close to the words stuck in her throat, so close to the unspoken good-byes, numb numb numb, but love is god, love is chaos and murder and petty tendencies, and Jason Dean is just a mix of it all.

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    English
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    Comments:
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    10
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    When Lance starts finding notes in his locker, begging him not to ask anyone to the end-of-the-year dance, he becomes obsessed with uncovering the identity of his secret admirer.

    Meanwhile, his less oblivious friends quickly realize that Lance's self-proclaimed rival is the one behind the letters, and work together to help Keith find the courage to reveal himself to Lance.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,534
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    103
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    233
    Bookmarks:
    51
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    2260
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    This book of poems is pretty much what it says it is.. not so straight. All poems and quotes are mine. I wrote this for us, for them, for you, for her, for him, and for myself. Thank you for reading and commenting.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    167
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    58
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    It hasn't even been a month, yet I'm a mess again.

    Language:
    English
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    103
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    1
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    4
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    I am Kylo Ren. I am a tortured and sensitive soul, wrecked and ruined by my mother's politics, my uncle's mysticism and my father's inveterate laddishness. When I was younger I tried to write poetry to express these things but my pain is too great for mere poetry. So I became a mass murderer, just like Grandfather. That showed 'em. I do still express my painful pain by writing poetry.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,553
    Chapters:
    69/?
    Comments:
    1155
    Kudos:
    270
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    3643
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    To mark their first month as a couple—after, you know, ten years of just not getting it—Rey and Ben enjoy a night out and overindulge on the alcohol front. When they return to Rey's place, they attempt to continue the celebrations . . . but things go quickly off track.

    (A companion interim ficlet for 'A Song of Trash and Fire: Ben and Rey Make a Porno', taking place in May 2019, between Chapters 14 and 15.)

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    1/1
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    4
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    25
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    2
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    Ambitious, intelligent, wealthy and handsome, Mr Edward Drummond has always done what was expected of him, including entering into an engagement with the honourable Lady Florence Kerr.
    However, he is slowly beginning to realise that his feelings for the beautiful and flirtatious Lord Alfred Paget are....not altogether respectable.

    This story begins with the visit to the French court which happens in Episode 5 of Season 2. However, this version of the story will explore the consequences after Edward Drummond is wounded outside Parliament, rather than killed. What happens when he refuses to give up on Alfred, but cannot leave Florence? And what happens if Florence starts to get an inkling of the truth?

    Fluff, drama, and angst abound!

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    97,200
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    121
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    89
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    1364
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    Sirius écrit un poème à Remus, pour lui exposer ses sentiments et ses envies.

    Language:
    Français
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    282
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    15
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    Richie writes what's supposed to be a sweet poem for Eddie.

    Featuring bad science puns that I looked up on Google.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,282
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    172
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    Jaebum could spend eternity here with Jinyoung, the world just outside these four corners.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,075
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    413
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    What's society's idea of a dream job? Why? What is your dream job? Does it fit into that ideal? Why or why not?

    Language:
    English
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    200
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    A poem by Kylo for his departed love.

    For the Kylux Summer Event
    Poetry/Home/Ghost

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    193
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    122
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    I breathe in, words spilling between the cracks of my rattling bones.

     

    I breathe out, tired hands shaking, ink

    spreading

    spreading

    spreading,

    dark and thin, spider webs reaching for the corners of paper.

     

    (if there is one thing i never forgive you for; it is this)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    206
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    8

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