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    An attempt at poetry while also being a vent

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    Ambitious, intelligent, wealthy and handsome, Mr Edward Drummond has always done what was expected of him, including entering into an engagement with the honourable Lady Florence Kerr.
    However, he is slowly beginning to realise that his feelings for the beautiful and flirtatious Lord Alfred Paget are....not altogether respectable.

    This story begins with the visit to the French court which happens in Episode 5 of Season 2. However, this version of the story will explore the consequences after Edward Drummond is wounded outside Parliament, rather than killed. What happens when he refuses to give up on Alfred, but cannot leave Florence? And what happens if Florence starts to get an inkling of the truth?

    Fluff, drama, and angst abound!

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    When his father brings him to Koi Tower to learn cultivation, Mo Xuanyu is more than a bit lost amongst the disciples who've been here since the age of 6. Luckily for him, though, there's another youth in a similar situation - and he's really cool and only a few years Mo Xuanyu's senior as well! Thus starts operation "seduce Xue Yang". Thankfully, Mo Xuanyu doesn't seem to have much competition.

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    Yasha receives a poem from a mysterious sender... Molly enjoys the reading practice... Caleb is at it again trying to be a wingman... and Beau is a lovable disaster. Welcome to Critical Role!

    *Fun fact, "nosegay" is a synonym for a small bouquet, especially one with fragrant flowers.

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    A shitty poem about fireflies

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    Post TLJ. Rey is having an incredibly difficult time deciphering the Jedi texts, much less actually gaining any meaning from them. In a moment of frustration, she knocks over the final, unopened volume, discovering that someone has left some very insightful commentary - and poetry.

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    dedicated to my juliet

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    Eliwood had always been a master of arts, but he always stood out in every writing class, poetry recital, or damn conversation.

    Hector had always admired his way with words, or perhaps “jealous of” would be a better fit to describe it.

    Eliwood’s elegant manner of speech makes ladies and lords alike swoon. He has a list of willing suitors a mile long.

    If Hector had those skills he’d probably have sown his wild oats all over Lycia. But he hasn’t. For one, he ABSOLUTELY doesn’t have those skills, and two, he’s already madly in love with Eliwood.

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    In which Hector is a mess, but he gets the words out anyway.

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    When Lance starts finding notes in his locker, begging him not to ask anyone to the end-of-the-year dance, he becomes obsessed with uncovering the identity of his secret admirer.

    Meanwhile, his less oblivious friends quickly realize that Lance's self-proclaimed rival is the one behind the letters, and work together to help Keith find the courage to reveal himself to Lance.

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    he thinks he lost a battle he was supposed to win

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    my poems are never very long, so expect most of these to be short

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    4/?
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    For as long as the sun bleeds out before Apollo would reach for his final shot, that is just enough.

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    Leviticus 18:22, "Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind:it is an abomination."

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    But all was not as it seemed
    the butler moaned,
    and gasped, and groaned
    While the world spun around him

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    literally terrible and i apologize. deep and personal and r e a l

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    7/?
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    This fic takes place immediately after the events of The Last Jedi. Kylo Ren is a non-functioning mess but the force ships it. Hard. Can Ben Solo face his past and win the girl? If you enjoyed the crazy speed of events of the trilogy so far, this fic is for you. Full redemption plot.

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    Rey stirred slightly next to him, her every languid movement writing itself on his consciousness. She was completely unaware of the effect she was having. He had put his durasteel wall up, and unless the force bond was playing tricks on them again, she only saw the façade he put on. And the façade was that he wasn’t utterly enthralled, utterly at her mercy. His face was pressed into the side of her neck, in what he thought was a natural behaviour of lovers. Casual. Unaffected. In the meantime his eyes were nearly rolling back in his head at the scent of her hair, the sensation of skin-to-skin contact. Her skin.

    How can she tolerate me. This is a trick.

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    im so glad to be here at open mic night this one's called i have unresolved issues

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    Prompts for BTS stories that are free for use as long as you credit me, enjoy!

    (comments are a great motivator, leave some for me?)

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    A place where I can store all my poems, drabbles, thoughts and random writings.

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    He misses the broad, waxy green leaves of the plants in Antiva, soaking up the generous sunlight. He misses the seagulls and the loud marketplaces and the stinking alleyways where miscreants like himself prowl the shadows.

    But he has to put thoughts like those out of his mind. His bedroll is soft and he is, miraculously, still alive. For the moment, that is enough.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    2/?
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