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John's face was burning, but he powered through it. “You want me to teach you how to kiss?” It was said as more of a statement than question.
“Well yes, but also the entire relationship... routine?”
John laughed in disbelief mixed with confusion about Alex's childish phrasing.
(All chapter titles are from Human by dodie clark)
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Lance is an author who has yet to have anything published and has to spend his free time working on translation jobs for major publishing companies. But his life slowly starts to change when his mother sends him a notebook in the mail, that seems to have some strange abilities.
Keith, on the other hand, is a Blacksmith that dabbles in poetry. His life gets turned upside down soon after he buys a notebook and begins talking to Lance through it. -
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1967 sees A House of Dust, a computerized poetry project.
2018 sees Jung Hoseok, shouldering 98% of a group project: a bot that replies to tweets and comes up with its own.
2019 sees Kim Namjoon, a poetry enthusiast who likes designing things, and is in need of inspiration.
- Language:
- English
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- 727
- Chapters:
- 2/?
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- 1
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Tiny ficlets written in response to various prompts.
27) You hit rock bottom as soon as you stop digging. 26) Rose would be the first to admit she was skeptical of Jade's efforts to introduce all her friends to each other. 25) Dr. Lalonde recruits for Skaia Labs. 24) In which Dave is fed up with John and Terezi's bullshit. 23) Heat versus humidity. 22) They say the Lady of Luck and the Lady of Death were not always the only gods. 21) Aradia considers idiosyncratic methods of caretaking. 20) Dirk contemplates loneliness.
19) In the first year on the meteor, Rose alchemized a pair of friendship rings. 18) Technically speaking, Rose is a Sagittarius. 17) No regrets at the end of the world. 16) Cardhenge and its implications for Can Town. 15) Kanaya is fairly sure her neighbors consider her a cryptid. 14) War is kind. 13) Calliope considers her other self. 12) Even in the depths of slavery, the Dolorosa spins might-have-beens; the Demoness knows better. 11) Rose courts Kanaya via magnetic poetry and bad memes. 10) But why frogs, really?
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Ice skating was definitely not Arthur's thing. The alpine bar next to the rink would have been a far better place to spend an evening. But there was no arguing with Morgana and Leon. And at least he might meet someone even worse at skating than himself. Possibly.
In which Arthur and Merlin are promised food, drink and a warm bar by their respective friends but instead find themselves out on a freezing cold ice rink. And Leon writes love poetry. Badly.
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“Say, mister.” Yukhei looks at the child in confusion. “Is there anything you would like to change?”
Yukhei ponders at the question. There’s a lot of things that he wants to change, decisions he wants to rewrite, regrets that he wants to remove, and choices he wants to make. But there’s one thing that pops up, and he says it without a second thought.
“I wish I was given a chance to take care of him,” he says in a somber tone.
In Heaven AU where Yukhei is given a second chance, but will he able to change the future?
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A poem about Caleb's feelings towards Caduceus.
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mark lee was happy sorting through the shit that went on in his life through horrible poetry.
donghyuck came in along the way.
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- English
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- 738
- Chapters:
- 6/?
- Kudos:
- 5
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- 72
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This is an extremely emotional and personal piece, and I hope that perhaps in sharing it with the world, I can finally let go of these feelings for good.
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- English
- Words:
- 206
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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Hot Rocks by 221b_hound, a_secret_scribbler, AtlinMerrick, Winklepicker
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
14 Jan 2019
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I am Kylo Ren. I am a tortured and sensitive soul, wrecked and ruined by my mother's politics, my uncle's mysticism and my father's inveterate laddishness. When I was younger I tried to write poetry to express these things but my pain is too great for mere poetry. So I became a mass murderer, just like Grandfather. That showed 'em. I do still express my painful pain by writing poetry.
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Remus has recently become absolutely smitten with his best friend, Sirius. What possibly could go wrong when he agrees to go with him to Slug Club's Christmas Party as 'just friends'?
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Listen well—
Kakashi has a secret, that I in this poem will tell. -
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Spencer's pov on his life over the past thirty years and how everything kinda worked out even though its all still fucked up.
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- English
- Words:
- 371
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
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- 126
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Ode of Tony Stark by arabellagaleotti
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
11 Jan 2019
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A collection of poems to/from/about Tony Stark from a bunch of different perceptions and points in his life. From Afghanistan, to civil war, to his childhood.
A bit fluffy, a bit angsty (okay, mostly angsty) but overall good (hopefully.)
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Ambitious, intelligent, wealthy and handsome, Mr Edward Drummond has always done what was expected of him, including entering into an engagement with the honourable Lady Florence Kerr.
However, he is slowly beginning to realise that his feelings for the beautiful and flirtatious Lord Alfred Paget are....not altogether respectable.This story begins with the visit to the French court which happens in Episode 5 of Season 2. However, this version of the story will explore the consequences after Edward Drummond is wounded outside Parliament, rather than killed. What happens when he refuses to give up on Alfred, but cannot leave Florence? And what happens if Florence starts to get an inkling of the truth?
Fluff, drama, and angst abound!
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- Part 1 of Not Altogether Respectable
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crimson fire and navy eyes by farthestseas
Fandoms: Kuroko no Basuke | Kuroko's Basketball
06 Jan 2019
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kagami knew there was no way his basketball skills could keep aomine captivated for long enough, well, not enough to satisfy the growing inferno of raging emotions in his heart.
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This is poetry that is under no circumstances ever to be taken seriously. Because.
Low-effort thonks written for the ManManBangBang Discord Server's Thonksgiving 2018 gift exchange event.
I am so, so sorry.
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Portal-ized version of traditional English children's poem. Written in 2013.
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Really bad poetry about my best friend's death.
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- English
- Words:
- 140
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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A collection of 100 poems and such written throughout my middle school and high school career. With occasional art to go along with it.
Trigger warnings in the beginning of each chapter.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,027
- Chapters:
- 11/100
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 26