Johnny stop fuck the wall!

by Metrovaliz

Summary:

Johnny, stop fuck the wall or you'll end up in a mental hospital, you idiot!
In short, Johnny is a fool. And they didn't finish fucking the Wall Monster((((

Notes:

• A translation of Джонни хватит ебать стену! by Metrovaliz (me)

What if Johnny fucked a wall monster. Well, Johnny was disgusted with sex, of course, but right now he fucked because... Uh, because... Because. Leave me alone.
And the orderlies from the psychiatric hospital would have come to him and say:
- Stop fucking the wall!
Johnny replied:
- I'm not fucking a wall, I'm fucking a Wall monster!
- Idiot, this is your hallucinations!!
Johnny turns around, and there's no monster, just a crack in the wall he was fucking.
- Fuck. - That's all Nny said when she saw it.
The orderlies replied:
- And you didn't smear the wall with blood, you smeared it with shit. You're crazy!
And they took him to the madhouse. As he was being grabbed by two muscular female nurses, the Wall Monster waved his tentacle goodbye, sadly, as he was not finished being fucked.
And who knows if the Wall Monster was a hallucination or if it was real. But in any case, Nny rotted in the asylum. Ha, what a loser.

Notes:

This fanfic is a translation from Russian to English. The fanfic is my own work, as is the translation.
I only translated it to shock the English fandom.
I can also say that I envy Johnny in this fanfiction, because he was taken to the mental hospital in an ambulance, while I have to spend money and travel to another city to get admitted to the mental hospital. why was I in the mental hospital? schizoaffective disorder of the depressive type. I have a third-degree disability due to a mental disorder.
English is also not my native language, and I am not a native speaker.
For my first translation and first publication on this site, I chose the shortest and least serious fanfiction I've written.