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Teasing the merc with the mouth

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You and Wade had been working together for quite some time now, he was always teasing you and annoying you at times, but today was different. This day, you decided to ignore him and not give him the reaction that he wants. That doesn't really work in your favor as he tries to get your attention by teasing you in other ways...

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You and Wade had met shortly after he became Deadpool. Coincidentally you both were going after Ajax.Yeah, THAT guy. You were approached by some guy in a suit a few years ago and he told you a promise. He said that you would be something great, to mean something, to matter even. That was all you had ever wanted in life. You had a shitty childhood where your parents would tell you often how you would amount to nothing as you grew up. You felt as though they were right. But this, this was your chance to prove them wrong. As a kid you had always looked up to all these superheroes, you wanted to be one of them one day, you wanted to help people. Especially the little guys. You agreed, but it ended up biting you in the ass. They ended up pumping you full of so many chemicals that it rearranged everything in your body. You still don’t understand the science behind it. But you knew one thing for sure, you could manipulate energy and fuck with peoples minds. You were kept far away from the others, so as far as you were concerned, it was just you. Until the place burned down due to an explosion, you saw all of the bodies and soon realized you were not alone. You swore to make those that did this to you pay. And that’s exactly what you did. You had killed countless people to get you where you needed to be. Which then led to you and Wade meeting.

“Hey, remember me mother fucker?” You yelled from behind. Ahead of you was some dude in a red suit, a big dude made of metal, and a teenager? ‘What the fuck is going on?’ You thought to yourself.

“Holy shit! Who are you? Well don’t you look like a bucket of fun!” The guy in the red suit exclaimed.

“Language Wade!” The big metal man said with a thick russian accent.

“Well this is a nice little reunion we’ve got going on here!” Ajax stated. “But I’ve got better things to do so if you’ll excuse me.”

“Yeah, like dying you bald piece of shit!” You yelled back at him.

“Take care of this will ya?” Ajax ordered and the woman known as Angel nodded.

“Go, we’ve got this!” Colossus proclaimed. Wade nodded and made his way to Ajax.

You used your powers to get you and wade to the top of the helicarrier and go after the man that did this to the both of you. “How the fuck knuckles did you do that?! That was so fucking badass! You know we could-” Wade started to stammer.

“How about we discuss this later after we kill this British asshole?!” You suggested and Wade nodded in agreement.

It was a tough fight, but after all was said and done, you did what you both sought out to do. But the question is, where do you go from there? Your thoughts were soon interrupted by Wade blabbering on again. “So like I was thinking that since we work so well together like peanut butter and jelly, batman and robin, Oreos and a state fair, Celine Dion and a movie soundtrack, or even -”

“Are you asking if I wanna work with you?” You cut him off. He nods at you.

“Or you both could join us and become a part of the X-Men, you both would make great additions to the-” Colossus began.

“We did work pretty well together up there didn’t we?” Wade nodded. “You know what, fuck it why not.” You agreed to be his partner and he couldn't help but jump around like a kid on Christmas.

“Oh I give up.” Colossus said walking away from the two of you.

 

Ever since that day at the scrapyard, you and Wade had pretty much always been by each other's side. He pissed you off to no end. But despite that, you cared about him. Though you’d probably never admit it to his face. Even though you two spent lots of time together, there were just things that you never talked about. Like for Wade, he never talked about his ex and he NEVER took his mask off around you. You respected it as it was a sensitive topic for him and you never took it personally. And for you, well you just never talked about your past and what led to you going to Ajax and those assholes in the first place. You felt embarrassed at times even just thinking about it so you never spoke about it to anyone, especially Wade.

Wade was like a lost little puppy with you at times, he’d just be so attached to you that you just thought he was trying to be funny like he always did. Yes, Wade would do things to annoy you on purpose, but that was because he found your reactions to be adorable and charming. He truly cared about you.

One day while you were trying to work on collecting some information about a guy that you both were going after, Wade was doing his usual shit to get a reaction out of you. But this time, you wouldn’t give him that satisfaction. You simply just ignored him and kept working at your desk.

“Oh come on, don’t leave me hanging here!” He exclaimed. You just kept typing away, not paying any mind to him or his games. “Would you look at me at least?” He whined as he got down to the same level that you were at. You thought he had finally given up as he grumbled and walked away. You were wrong. He came back and picked you up from your chair and sat you back down, you were now on his lap.

“Can’t ignore me now that you’re on my lap princess.” He said in his usual remarking tone. But you did just that, ignored him. He didn't care if you were ignoring him or not, he just wanted to be close to you. Wade trailed his hands down to your hips and pulled you closer to him, your back was now pressing into his chest.

“I’m gonna make sure I get your attention one way or another.” He whispered into your ear, making you shudder and squirm a bit. You felt him grip onto your hips more.

Wade kept trying to whisper things to you, but eventually you tuned him out. But then, he progressed to running his hands gently against your thighs. You eventually let out a soft moan and you hoped that he hadn’t heard. “Mmmm sounds like someone’s enjoying this more than they’d like to admit.” Wade teased. His hands slowly moved up from your thighs and made their way to your shoulders, giving them a slight massage. “You know, we could do this all day…” He said playfully, leaning in to whisper in your ear.

Before you decide to finally give in to his games, you realized that you had the upper hand. You were on HIS lap. He was always teasing you, it was time for a little payback. You decided to squirm around like you had before. Wade was caught off guard by your sudden movements, he let out a grunt the more you wiggled in his lap. Instead of pushing you away, he wrapped his arms tighter around your waist. “Oh? Getting more comfortable now huh?” His smirk widening under the mask.

He chuckled as he pressed your hips down against his lap, he wanted you to feel what you did to him. Wade leaned in closer, nuzzling his nose against your neck. His breath grew heavier as he felt you pressing down on his already throbbing cock, sending waves of pleasure coursing through him.

“You know you can’t ignore me forever princess.” Wade teased. As he was going to adjust himself, you felt him grind into you which caused you to let out a louder moan than before. “Oh I’m sorry, what was that?” Wade asked sarcastically.

“Wade-” You whined. You couldn’t see him as you were still facing ahead, but you could tell that he had a giant smirk on his face.

“Oh hi there, it’s not like I’ve been trying to get your attention for the past 20 fucking minutes.” He chuckled. “Did you need something from me?” He teased. You nodded in response. “Be a good girl and use your words.” He spoke softly in your ear, which sent shivers down your spine.

“Need you Wade.” You whined as you were now facing him.

“Oh is that so?” He chuckled, pulling you closer to him, leaving no space between the pair of you. You nuzzle your head into his neck and nod. Wade starts to ramble on about god knows what now that he finally has your attention. But now that he has it and as much as you enjoy hearing him go on and on about whatever is on his mind, there’s only one thing on yours and you’re gonna let him know. You start to move your hips again and kiss his neck a little as he continues talking, causing him to get flustered.

You had always warned Wade whenever he teased you that this wasn’t a game he wanted to play. Though despite the warning he never stopped and he had never gone this far with you. Even if he had wanted to and thought about it constantly, he never intended to go this far with you. He’s worried that you won’t feel for him the way he feels for you. He truly cares for you and is afraid of losing you.

“I uh-“ He coughs. “What are you-“ you interrupt him by taking his head in your hands and looking at him.

“You have my attention now Wade, but we have a slight problem at hand.” You say flashing a smile.

“And what problem would that be?” He stuttered.

“I think you already know the answer to that.” You teased softly in his ear as you grind into him once more.

It was true, he did in fact know what you were referring to. He could feel just how needy you were for him and that made him throb against the restricting fabric even more. Wade let out a moan as you continued to squirm in his lap. He held onto your hips to get a good rhythm going. But before he knew it, you had gotten off of his lap and you were now kneeling before him. He looks down at you with wide eyes and his breathing starts to get heavy. Wade watched you intently as you began to pull his pants down, revealing his hardened length. He bit his lower lip and stifled a moan as you took him in your hands and began stroking him gently. The sensation of your soft hand on his sensitive flesh sent shivers down his spine. You begin to take him into your mouth and swirl your tongue on the head, which causes him to groan out with pleasure. The more you took of him, the needier he got.

“Fuck baby, you feel so good.” Wade breathed out, a low growl rumbling within his chest. His hips began to move instinctively, grinding against your mouth as he lost himself in the moment. Each stroke of your tongue against his length sent jolts of electricity straight to his core, leaving him wanting more. Despite the intensity of the moment, he managed to keep his humor intact, chuckling softly as he enjoyed every second of your ministrations. As you continue to suck him off, you reach to take his mask off and he of course is hesitant.

“H-hey, easy there.” He stammered, his voice laced with a hint of panic. He was scared to reveal his disfigured face, especially when things were going so well. The anonymity of his mask allowed him to let loose and enjoy the moment without fear of judgment or rejection.

“Wade, we’ve been working together for how long now? It won’t change how I feel about you, I promise.” You said with sincerity. Wade paused for a moment, considering your words carefully. He knew that whatever lay beneath the mask wouldn’t change the connection that you two shared. Still, the fear of seeing the revulsion in your eyes was a hard habit for him to let go of. He cared about you, hell he loved you, and he didn’t want to lose you too because of the way that he looked.

“You promise?” He asked softly, his voice barely above a whisper. There was a vulnerability in his tone that he rarely allowed anyone to hear.

“I promise.” You said, looking up at him with a soft gaze. Slowly and hesitantly, he reached up and began to unfasten his mask, his heart pounding wildly in his chest. As he lowered the fabric, he kept his eyes closed tightly, unable to bear the weight of your reaction. Wade’s scarred visage was laid bare before you, a testament of the horrors he had endured and the pain he had carried with him each day. He braced himself for the inevitable recoil.

You knew that Wade wouldn’t want any pitiful looks or any apologies, he wanted normalcy and he especially didn’t want things to change. Not that it would anyways, he was still Wade to you no matter what. You get up off the floor and move to straddle his lap. You put your hands on his face gently and begin to softly kiss him all over. “See, that wasn’t so bad now was it?” You teased in between kisses.

Wade’s eyes shot open in surprise as he felt your gentle kisses peppering his scarred skin. He hadn’t expected such a tender response and it caught him off guard. As you straddled his lap, he couldn’t help but feel a surge of emotions swell within him. Your acceptance and understanding meant more to him than you could possibly know.

“I.. I guess it wasn’t.” He admitted, a genuine smile tugging at the corners of his lips. His hands slid up your thighs, coming to rest on your hips as he pulled you closer, relishing the warmth of your body pressed against his own. Leaning in, he captured your lips in a searing kiss, pouring all of his pent up emotions into the passionate embrace. His tongue delved into your mouth, tangling with yours as he explored every inch of your sweetness. You begin to grind on him, which makes his cock twitch from the pleasure of your clothed cunt.

Wade’s laugh was muffled by your lips as you continued to grind against him, the friction creating delicious heat between the two of you. Wade then pulls up the hem of your shirt and suddenly you feel the biggest rip from beneath you. “Wade what the fuck?!? That was my favorite pair!” He had ripped your panties right off. He didn’t care much about them anyways. To Wade, they were just another barrier between him and the pleasure that you offered.

“Don’t worry babe!” He said, pulling back to look at your eyes. His own were alight with his usual mischief and desire. “I’ll make sure to get you something even better!” He was grinning from ear to ear, proud of himself. Even during intimate moments he found a way to still be his usual asshole like self. Though you can’t say you’re really surprised. Still holding onto the hem of your shirt, he takes it off of you and throws it across the room. “But for now…” He trailed off, leaning forward to capture one of your nipples between his teeth, biting gently as he continued to grind against you.

Feeling your soft breasts press against his chest, Wade indulged in the sensations, taking turns teasing both of your nipples until they stood erect and begging for more attention. His free hand roamed down your back, tracing the curves of your ass before dipping between your thighs. Finding you wet and ready for him, he teased at your entrance, rubbing circles onto your clit with his thumb. The wetness coating his digits was intoxicating, fueling his desire to claim you completely. “Y/N,” Wade groaned, nipping at your neck. “You drive me fucking crazy you know that?”

“Wade, please.. I need to feel you..” You begged as he started to mark your neck. Wade loved hearing you beg for him, loved knowing that he had you on the edge and desperate for release.

“As you wish, princess.” He murmured, guiding his thick cock to your dripping entrance. With a single thrust, he buried himself inside you, filling you completely. A satisfied grunt escaped his lips as he felt your tight walls clench around him.

He began moving, slow at first but picking up speed with each passing second. Each thrust was punctuated by a lewd slap of skin against skin, the sound echoing through the room along with your cries of pleasure. “That’s it baby,” he coaxed. “Let me hear those sweet sounds.” He continues to thrust into you, increasing his pace as he watches your tits bounce with each movement. His hands roam freely over your body, squeezing your ass and slipping up to tease your nipples. He leans down to nip at your earlobe, whispering dirty promises in your ear while maintaining a relentless rhythm.

With a low growl, Wade lifted you off of him, carrying you towards the bedroom. His arms wrapped firmly around your waist, keeping you close to his body as he navigated the path. “Patience my love.” He purred, setting you down on the bed. He wasted no time in shedding his remaining clothing. He crawled onto the bed, positioning himself between your spread thighs. Grabbing your knees, he pushed them up towards your chest, exposing yourself fully to his gaze. “There,” he said, grinning wickedly. “That’s what I wanted to see.”

Without wasting another moment, Wade positioned himself at your entrance once more. This time, he didn’t bother with slow, teasing movements. Instead, he plunged deep inside you, groaning at the sensation of being enveloped by your warm, wet walls. “Oh fuck, Y/N.” He breathed out, beginning to move in earnest. His thrusts were powerful and unyielding, designed to bring you as much pleasure as possible. His hands gripped your thighs tightly, anchoring you to the bed as he fucked you relentlessly.

As he pounds into you, he leans down to capture your lips in a heated kiss. His tongue dominates your mouth, mimicking the actions of his cock below. One hand releases its grip on your thigh to slide up your torso, palming your breast roughly. He pinches and rolls your nipple between his fingers, adding an extra layer of stimulation to your already overwhelmed senses. The bed creaks under both of your combined weight, the headboard slamming against the wall with each forceful thrust. Sweat beads form on Wade’s forehead, trickling down his temples as he loses himself in the pleasure of your body. Your breathing becomes ragged, your moans growing louder and more desperate. “Please don’t stop fucking me like that, I’m so fucking close baby.” You pant against his lips.

Wade’s breath hitched at your words. He loved how direct you were, how unabashedly sexual your requests always were. It only served to stoke the flames of his desires further. “God you’re so fucking sexy Y/N.” He groaned. His hips jerked erratically as he reached his peak. “Oh fuck baby, cum with me..” He cried out as his cock twitched as he released inside you. Wade collapsed on top of you, burying his face in the crook of your neck as he rode out the waves of pleasure coursing through him.

“You did so good for me baby.” You say kissing his head and rubbing his back gently. Wade blushes in response, no one had ever told him that he had been good at anything before.

Wade's chest rose and fell rapidly as he tried to catch his breath, a contented sigh escaping him as he basked in the afterglow. “Well you know, I do have a super penis so that helps.” Wade joked.

“Wade-“ You whined out.

“Sorry I cope with seriousness with my humor.” He trailed on.

Your gentle touches and soothing words sent warmth spreading through his body, chasing away the lingering shadows of his troubled past.

"But seriously thank you, Y/N," he murmured, tilting his head up to meet your gaze. There was a vulnerability in his eyes, a glimmer of hope that he hadn't seen in a long time. "You make me feel...good. Like maybe I'm not such a screw-up after all." He leaned in, pressing a tender kiss to your lips before rolling off of you and pulling you into his embrace. For a moment, he simply held you, savoring the comfort and acceptance you provided.

“Let it be known that you still annoy the shit out of me sometimes.” You joked. “But, I do care genuinely about you Wade.” You said sincerely.

Wade let out a hearty chuckle, the sound rich and genuine. He knew you well enough to know when you were joking and when you weren't. And right now, despite the playful jab, there was no mistaking the sincerity in your tone.

"Yeah, yeah," he replied, poking fun at your comment. "But if annoying you means getting this kind of treatment, I think I can live with it."

He squeezed you tighter against him, his arm draped possessively across your waist. The feeling of being cared for, even if it came with some degree of annoyance, was foreign yet comforting. And for once, Wade found himself looking forward to whatever came next.

"So, Y/N," Wade started, breaking the silence. He shifted himself to now look at you. "What's next? More sex? Or maybe we should order pizza and watch some shitty action movies?"

“You could start by getting me new panties since you ripped mine!” You chuckled.

Wade grinned mischievously, his hand sliding down to cup your bare ass cheek. "I don't know, I kinda liked ripping them off of you. Gave me easy access, you know?" You jokingly rolled your eyes at him.

His fingertips trailed along the curve of your hip, tracing idle patterns on your skin. "In the meantime, what do you say we raid the fridge and find something to munch on? All that acrobatic sex has got me worked up an appetite."

“Can’t we just stay here like this for a little longer?” You ask wanting to keep hold onto his embrace. As you were cradled in his arms, you could almost forget the world outside this room. Like nothing else mattered in that moment. But then reality would seep in, reminding you of the dangers lurking just beyond these walls. Still, for now, you allowed yourself to indulge in the moment, the warmth of his embrace, the steady beat of his heart against your ear. You could stay like this forever.

Wade's arms tightened reflexively around you, holding you closer against his chest. He understood the appeal of staying cocooned in the warmth of your presence, but he also knew they couldn't hide from the world forever.

"We can stay a bit longer.” he said, his voice soft. “Just until you start complaining about the cramps from lack of circulation." Wade jokes. He chuckled, brushing his lips against the top of your head in a gentle kiss. "Besides, I've got a feeling we're going to have plenty of opportunities to cuddle later."

After a few moments of comfortable silence and enjoying each other’s company, Wade shifted slightly, propping himself up on one elbow to look down at you. His other hand continued to lazily stroke your side, tracing patterns on your skin.

"Hey," he began, his voice low and thoughtful. "Do you ever wonder what life would be like without all this mutant stuff? No powers, no danger, just...normalcy?"

“Yeah, sometimes I dream of living a normal life where I don't have to worry about controlling my abilities or fighting the bad guys.” You admit softly, resting your head on his chest. His heartbeat is steady and reassuring underneath you, making you feel safe for the moment.

Hearing those quiet admissions made Wade's heart ache. He knew firsthand how heavy the burden of superpowers could be. It wasn't just the physical threats, but the emotional toll too.

"I get it," he said quietly, running his fingers through your hair. "Sometimes I wish I could just be a regular guy again. No scars, no pain, no bullshit. Just...peace." He admitted as his thumb caressed your scalp, a soothing gesture meant to offer comfort in spite of the grim reality of their situation.

You lift my head to look at him, your (Y/E/C) eyes searching his. “Do you think we could ever have that kind of peace, Wade? Even with everything we've been through?”

You reach up to brush your thumb against his face, with a gentle touch. “We've survived so much together, maybe we can survive anything as long as we have each other.”

Wade looked at you, seeing the determination in your eyes and feeling the strength of your conviction. It was hard not to believe in the possibility of a better future when you looked at him like that. "Maybe we can," he agreed, his voice tinged with hope. "If anyone can make it work, it's us."

He leaned down, capturing your lips in another deep kiss, sealing the promise of their shared survival. His hands moved to cradle your face, angling your head for deeper access, his tongue exploring the warm depths of your mouth.

"Let's not dwell on the bad stuff," he whispered against your lips. "For now, let's just enjoy the present."

With that, he pulled you onto your side, facing him, and wrapped his arms around you again. He nestled his face into the crook of your neck, breathing in your scent, finding solace in the simple act of closeness.

"And who knows?" he mused, a hint of mischief returning to his voice. "Maybe one day, we'll get to experience a normal life. With pizza, and shitty action movies, and...and whatever else comes with it."

You nod and hug him tight. “I'd love that, Wade. A normal life with you would be amazing.” You close your eyes and listen to his heartbeat, letting yourself drift on the thought of a peaceful future.

Feeling your arms tighten around him, Wade felt a surge of warmth wash over him. This—this was what mattered most. Not the nightmares of the past or the uncertainties of tomorrow, but the here and now, the safety of your embrace.

"You make it sound like a paradise," he murmured, nuzzling into your shoulder. "A normal life with you sounds pretty damn perfect."

And in that moment, with your body pressed against his, he believed it could happen. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday. Someday soon, he hoped.