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    [Summary: Peter sneaks out of his Marking party, and, in doing so, ends up in some deep shit when he finds out his soul-mate is, apparently...a homicidal maniac….But is there something more to Wade Wilson no one (except Peter) can see?]

    Comments and reviews appreciated if you read all of it :)

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    Hello, my friends. This is my first attempt at anything like this...cut me some slack...here's some spideypool smut, plain and simple! Gimme your thoughts!

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    Wade never thought he'd gain anything from blowing his brains out for the thousandth time. But, when he awoke to find himself able to read Spider-Man's thoughts, he began to think about it differently.

    "Spidey has anyone ever told you, you have a wonderful brain?" The merc batted his eyes at the other, not like Peter could see.

    "Excuse me?" Spider-Man turned to the mercenary,soon after stuffing a piece of his hotdog into his mouth.

    'What kind of weirdo is my best friend?'

    Deadpool gasped, squealing like a school girl. "I KNEW you liked me!! I can't believe you never told me I was your best friend!"

    Peter narrowed his eyes, chewing his hotdog. "I...didn't say that out loud did I?"

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    You are cordially invited to honor us with your presence of the dual wedding between William Scott Sherlock Holmes, John Hamish Watson, James Buchanan Barnes, and Steven Grant Rogers.

    These four men have been fortunate to benefit in life, love, and everlasting adventure. The greatest gifts we can receive are your continued friendship and your presence at their weddings. However, if you are considering a gift, we encourage you to commemorate the event with a donation to the following charities for veterans…

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    A loss of a family member is hard but when a murder of a dying family member leads Beatrice to a path of carnage. This is the Unrated Version so a lot of gore and language.

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    Peter Parker thought Adrian Toomes was the end of it for a little while. But no, he was dead wrong. In a series of an unfortunate chain of events, Peter gets kidnapped, by who the Avengers do not know. It's up to the team of elite superhumans to find Peter, and take him back. Although, they might need help from a few 'allies' once in a while . . .

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    Deadpool doesn't work for free. Unless it's Darcy.

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    Steve leaves, but nothing's been resolved. Where do Darcy and her snipers go from here?

    Where does Deadpool come into this? And what's this about being a mutant?

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    After Gwen`s death Peter didn`t think that he could cope with the loss, when suddenly a Merc with a Mouth make`s Peter happy for the first time since then. With a Intership at Stark Industries and a new Suit Peter thinks he can finally move on when Aunt May die`s from a heart attack. Still underage Peter is in need of an Guardian or he will be send to a Foster Home where it`s gonna be impossible to stay Spiderman. Tony offered to adopt Peter but he has to come out as Spiderman. Peter really just wants some Wade time.

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    Matt Murdock has an unexpected late-night visitor.

    Podfic.

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    Sequel to It’s Not Easy. Deadpool is on Leonard’s Earth and someone is going to have to come fetch him. Yes, obviously, Peter volunteers.

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    Based off the tumblr prompt:: Wade starts dating Peter, and doesn't know he is Spidey

     

     

    (Authors Note:: My Spideypool is always based on Andrew Garfield/Ryan Reynolds Characters)

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    A continuation of my "Sundays with Spideypool" prompt fill on my Tumblr (@not-close-to-straight) Will range from funny and smutty to sad and sweet and everything else! Each chapter will be a different prompt, and wont be connected to any other prompt.

    NSFW or any other trigger warnings are tagged in each "chapter summary"

    Anything NSFW will be Andrew Garfield/ Ryan Reynolds, Tom Hollands Spidey will only be used in platonic friendships with Wade.

    Feel free to add a prompt into the comment box and if I use it I will gift the work to you!

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    So, really, he doesn’t hate the job itself. He hates the dirt, the entitled people who visit his work, he hates the environment. But he can’t hate the job itself. Because he needs the job - it enables him to keep being Spider-Man on the side, and make a living during work.

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    The mandatory stripper fic every fandom needs.

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    Deadpool's screening of Captain America's Forced Tropical Vacation With Bonus XXX Underwater Action Reel, tonight only for an appreciative audience of His Ex and Her Snipers Who Are Almost As Good As Me!

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    This was a writing prompt of "Write a love letter from my favorite character" that I took a bit too far. Written for my friend Case, who in this universe is a 100% normal dude named Case. Poly relationship, no cheating or foul play here.

    Rated T for Teen because of mentioning of boners. If that's cool with you, proceed.

    Also don't sub for more Marvel stuff, this is probably the only piece I'll do (unless casey pesters me for more)

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    Two superheroes in red spandex meet on a skyscraper and then walk into a bar. Just kidding about the bar, since one of them is underage. A one-shot about Spider-Man meeting Deadpool. Deadpool says terrible things not appropriate for children. Peter Parker is... well... Peter Parker. Adult content and language seems hilariously unnecessary to specify, but yes, mature/adult language. I do not pull my punches, so to speak.

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    a sort of sequel to my first spideypool fic

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    If Peter had to tell you how many bad ideas Wade had dragged him into, he wouldn’t be able to answer accurately to save his own life. There are too many to count, and frankly, dwelling on them gives Peter chest pains. But playing the Nervous Game was definitely one of them.

    Or, Wade convinces Peter to play the Nervous Game, with mixed results.

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    Deadpool doesn't like being photographed. Peter needs to eat. This is what we in the industry like to call "a conflict of interest”.

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