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    Secretly engaged Steve and Tony take half of the Avengers on a weekend camping trip, planning to reveal their engagement to the team one person at a time. The weekend rapidly derails, though, when they find that their sort-of son Peter is camping up the hill with his new boyfriend, nefarious super villain Loki is camping just across the water, and there might be a lake monster on the loose… (New chapters Mondays and Fridays!)

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    When Doctor Doom abducts Hawkeye and Captain America, it sets off an unstoppable roller coaster of events for the Avengers.

    An impostor, unrequited love, power outages, arc reactor mishaps, super villain scheming, Hulk rampages, Deadpool tirades, wedding proposals, and a very unexpected new addition to the family all feature as the heroes do their best to weather the storm of Love, Monsters & Mischief!

    (New chapters Mondays and Fridays!)

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    Every eye is turned towards Deadpool, as though he is the only thing interesting in the atmosphere, the only star worth being studied, and yet, though each eye is turned towards him, Deadpool looks only towards Peter, like it doesn’t even matter.

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    or: Deadpool is absolutely enamoured with Peter, and Spider-Man is so enamoured with Wade, and neither of them know they're falling for the same person.

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    parkher @69cents
    i'm crying. i think i burned oliver's eyebrows off

    ↳ trees r neat @olivioil
    you did. i have no fucking eyebrows

    ↳ harls @paintato
    sucks to be you, lmfao

    ↳ parkhers @69cents
    you're next harls

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    Once upon a time, Wade Wilson was a handsome man in love with the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen.

    Years later, Deadpool is a not-so-handsome lunatic in love with the most beautiful man he’d ever seen...but he thinks he has zero chance with The Winter Soldier.

    What Deadpool doesn’t realize is that he isn’t the only one afraid to reveal his scars.

    Update: In Chapter 5, Deadpool and Bucky get a little closer in the back of Dopinder's cab

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    Y/N finds a strange package on her doorstep; a package that is addressed to the retirement home next door. Her attraction to old misers leads her there, to new opportunities and experiences. Contains a fuck ton of smut and general lewdness. Extremely kinky, to disgusting measures.

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    “I might as well tell you what I see, based on the psych books you’ve read, before you tell me your point of view,” he snarks. “I see an orphan who’s trying to forget. To forget his dead girlfriend, his parents, his aunt and uncle, and the guilt on his shoulders that he won’t address. And so, he lashes out, and he does drugs, and he drinks, and he can’t identify his own emotions anymore because he’s been pushing them down for too long. He’s reckless with his own safety at night, and he’s reckless with how he treats his body, because at this point he’s practically given up. He doesn’t care if he lives or dies. He doesn’t try in school, because he’s bored. He knows just about everything when it comes to the real world, and he knows everything high school has to offer, but won’t apply himself to a university because he’s scared. He says he’s going to change, but he never does, because forgetting is easy. And so he’ll do anything to forget.”
    —excerpt chapter 22

    Or:
    Peter is a badass broken dude and he’s the CEO of Alexo Industries (his own tech company)

    TW: read the tags

    description change on 03/03/2021

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    Loki wasn't the only baby taken from Jotunheim, he wasn't the only child of Laufey taken to Asgard and raised next to Thor. Eirlys Odinsdottir. Loki's twin sister. Odin's beloved princess. The snowdrop of Asgard. And missing. As a small child Eirlys vanished from Asgard, leaving Loki without his other half, his twin, his partner in crime, his best friend. There was nothing for him to do. Now, centuries later, Loki is an Avengers, in a committed and healthy relationship, and is suffering through headaches and visions, like someone is trying to reach out to him. And he has no choice but to follow the clues. What he and the other Avengers find though, none of them were expecting. The North Star has a history with many of the Avengers: enemy, teacher, lover, sister. And they all agree on one thing; they must remove her from Hydra's hands.

    North Star is Hydra's most successful and most dangerous weapon. But with the Avengers she struggles to find her place in the real world, back with her brothers. Both Bucky and Steve have a history with the woman, one better then the other. Bucky knows what it's like, understands better then anyone what she's been through. But can Steve see past the Hydra stamp on her soul??

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    At Tony Stark's traditional New Year's Eve party, Peter Parker stumbles across his most hated person: Deadpool aka Wade Wilson
    Under the influence of alcohol, the evening takes an unexpected turn...

     

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    So, basically the idea is to upload a chapter every month and join Peter and Wade on their journey over one year... we'll see how it turns out ...

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    Three years have passed since the end of the world came on the heels of a virus that destroyed all of humanity. Three years of the world going to hell, of zombies and death, and more zombies. Three years of being alone.

    Wade Wilson is on his own, and after so long, he likes it that way. The only person he has to protect is himself. There's no loss, no grief or mourning. Just kill or be killed.

    Then he finds him, a long lost lover from a time long ago. Peter...fucking...Parker. A man who died in his arms three years ago, and here he was, alive and most definitely not, undead.

    Now it's up to Wade to make sure he never loses Peter again because, as it turns out, at the end of the world, it's the people left alive that are worth being woefully, wholly dependent upon. No matter the cost.

    Surviving the zombie apocalypse just got a whole lot more complicated.

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    The Young Avengers going through their lives and adventures on Twitter and other such social media

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    "I scoff and move down from my perch. “I don’t need your help. I need not be saved. You are immoral people but aren’t we all?” With that, I flip at the red-head first and kick her chin causing her to flip over onto her back but she recovers. I ignore her and head for the man in blue and red as he swings his shield at me I block it and throw it back at him."

    Maybe The Scarlet Spider did need just a little bit of help.

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    The Avengers are off world (because of reasons stated in WWLD - Act 4) and Harley is left in New York to basically make sure nobody finds out that they're gone. Combine that with having an annoying, and chatty, hero in town, Harley can't seem to catch a break. He's still only a teen and the only other people somehow helping him in this endeavor of keeping up the lie are Happy and Darcy.

    Of course, nothing can stay quiet for long as they still haven't dealt with Ross and his Superhuman Registration Act (aka S.R.A., aka previously known as the Sokovia Accords, but Canon Divergence), but Harley has Fury, probably S.H.I.E.L.D. and the X-Men at his back right? What could possibly go wrong?

    NOTICE:
    There are a couple of mild spoilers for the series in the beginning and things that are more like hints for those that read the series. Spider-Man: Homecoming spoilers only in chapter 4 (as of now; I'll warn before) and more heavy spoilers for the series from chapter 7 and onward (again, I'll warn before).

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    Fanfiction Trope Bingo: [My God, What Have I Done?]

    Peter doesn't know why Deadpool is so fascinated with Spider-Man, but he wished the merc wouldn't bother him when he's patrolling.

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    Peter Parker was tired of pretending he didn't want more, didn't want love, wasn't a submissive boy looking for his Daddy Dom.

    This is his adventure to finding new friends and true love.

    I'm really bad at summaries

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    “Is this some kind of joke?” Wade squinted at the golden card that Weasel held between his middle and index finger. “Who the fuck is Spider-Man?”

    “Some hot shot vigilante who pissed off some rich dude.” Weasel tossed the card at him when he didn't take it. “Take the damn job Wade, I can’t take too much more of your drunken moping. You haven't moved in three days, the smell is bad for business.”

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    Team Red’s beginnings are rocky to say the least.

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    Peter and Wade first meet as kids. Despite their two year age gap they end up in the same year at school and become inseparable best friends, devoted to one another. As their lives and their bodies change can their friendship survive their unruly biology? What happens as they get older and create their alter egos? Can Spidey and Deadpool really be friends.....or lovers?

    -I have tagged this story in accordance with some of the content yet to come. Please pay attention to the tags as I will be adding more as this story continues. The 'underage' tag refers to ages 16 and 17.

    Latest Update 19/05/2021 Chapter 13. Thank you for reading xoxox

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    Some spiders can regrow missing legs.

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    The joyful spark in the merc’s big brown eyes would have been enough to lit up the whole hood and Peter could not care less to look cringe-y when that puppy dog expression was trained on him with such excitement.

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    On his first mission as an Avenger, Bucky Barnes meets his greatest fan.

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