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    Mazikeen is Sam and Dean's older demonic half sister. John's first born. And the one that sold her soul for Sam's life.

    Now she's on her own, working as a bounty hunter and a mercenary.

    The fun starts when the humans actually ask for her help in stopping Loki's invasion; but problems arise when Mazikeen starts to have stirrings for the Jotun in Asgardian disguise.

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    "My own reflection's making me sick
    I've been this way since my faith quit

    And I never asked for this pain
    It's taking me over
    It's taking me over
    It's making me colder "

    ~

    Peter Stark is dead. Has been for years. Ever since he was stolen from his father.

    Peter Stark is dead. Until a certain mercenary stumbles into him at a HYDRA base.

    Peter Stark is dead. Until he isn't.

    This changes everything.

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    Dating Peter while the kid still clung to his super-secret Spider-Man identity was really difficult for Wade, only because he was never sure who he was flirting with. And neither was Peter. And then it got confusing, because either Spider-Man or Peter was mad at him, and he couldn't tell which one was which, because he thought they were the same.

    Or Peter needs to make some clarifications and set some boundaries.

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    Wade pulls a 14 year old Peter out of a Hydra nest in Alabama. What follows is an epic summer road trip to New York City with occasional gun fights. Expect many emotions and enough fluff for a 3 day Build A Bear convention.

    OR

    Peter has nowhere else to go, and so decides to stick with Wade. He’s having the time of his life- or at least he will once he stops having panic attacks. He would also really like puberty to stop kicking his ass.

    ALSO NOTE: There will be no sex in this fic, BUT did you see the underage tag? Did you? It’s there for a reason.

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    14/?
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    “How did you fix it?” he asked.
    “Ask Ellen the Teenage Warhead,” Wade shrugged as he stood up, “As for baby Hitler he ended up having a diaper change, funny story I was actually going to call Cable since he was so keen on killing Russel, I thought this would be like taking candy from a baby, if that means replacing it with a bullet that is,”

    {Summary updated 10/02/2019}

    Weekly updates!
    Disclaimer: All characters mentioned except my own are owned by 20th Century Fox/Disney.

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    Mouth: Star Wars is dumb

    Boi.In.The.Chair: TAKE THAT BACK!

    SPIDER-BOI: can’t you two calm down

    Mouth: NOT UNTIL HE ADMITS STAR TREK IS BETTER!

     

    Or Peter has weird text conversations with his adoptive parents, weirder ones with his mercenary boyfriend, and his friends are the craziest of them all.

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    This is Berk. An island well north of the middle of nowhere. Its remoteness means we rarely rub shoulders with the world at large. Which suits us most of the time. The older I get, the more I wonder about that horizon, and what's beyond it. Adventure, danger, new challenges and, of course, the totally and utterly... Unexpected?

    A story in which Hiccup and Toothless end up going on what has to be their greatest adventure of all time. New Worlds, new dragons, new allies but also new enemies. Will they convince the ever suspicious humans they don’t form a threat, or will she end up with double as much Dragon Hunters?

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    It's the future. After superheroes and villains competing propelled advancements in technology, AI are now fully integrated into society. Some things are still pretty much the same, though. Peter Parker works for an ungrateful J.J. Jameson, this time creating Spider-man podcasts. Deadpool still fights evil (in his own way), and teams up with Spider-man occasionally to defeat anti-AI crime. Spidey doesn't seem to like him much, but when Wade gets an AI companion who looks and sounds just like Peter, and Peter gets roped into playing the part of his android double after it glitches out (why did he take that job to be a model for the upstart AI company in the first place??), what will happen? Will Peter fall for Wade? Will Deadpool stop killing for his hero/crush, and learn to be loved?
    It's the futuristic robot and genderfluid AU nobody asked for!
    (only slightly based on the show "I'm Not A Robot")

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    Peter thought he knew who he was. He was Spiderman. An Avenger. A freshman in college. A Superhero, one of Earth's mightiest heroes, possibly failing his finals. He had beliefs, and morals, and his life was a clear and easily understandable constructed web.
    Then--he met Wade.

    In which we all grow up, no one can know the future, and we can only trust ourselves enough to figure it all out as we go along.

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    The Installment that starts it all. When Spiderman met Deadpool for the first time, and consequently fell in love.
    (Pre-every other installment in this series. You don't have to read them to understand this.)

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    2/?
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    Tony Stark was a patient man.

    He dealt with everything from being an Avenger to being a Dad.
    In fact, there was nothing he couldn't handle.

    Even Deadpool showing up in the middle of the night with Peter, who was sporting two bullet wounds.

    It was just another day.

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    A continuation of my "Sundays with Spideypool" prompt fill on my Tumblr (@not-close-to-straight) Will range from funny and smutty to sad and sweet and everything else! Each chapter will be a different prompt, and wont be connected to any other prompt.

    NSFW or any other trigger warnings are tagged in each "chapter summary"

    Anything NSFW will be Andrew Garfield/ Ryan Reynolds, Tom Holland's version of Spidey will only be used in platonic friendships with Wade because of his age.

    Feel free to add a prompt into the comment box and if I use it I will gift the work to you!

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    In a world where Wade and Peter are both students who go to the same university a shared love of crazy liberal courses, dark humour and sugary beverages leads to an unlikely friendship.

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    Soulmate AU where the first words your soulmate ever says to you are 'tattooed' on your arm from the day you're born.

    "Right now, he was approaching adulthood, and the only thing on his mind was the bastard in question. Or, more accurately, on his lower arm. Why of all things did he have to start a conversation like that?
    But hearing the scuff of two boots behind him startled him. And nothing could have prepared him for the next sounds to come."

    Title based on song: Bloom by The Paper Kites

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    Wade Wilson crashes, rather literally, into Harley's life. They bond, play and kill for fun together until it is shattered by her former lover, The Joker. Wade must turn to Harley's father for her. Tony Stark.

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    As much as Tony loves to prance about in his designer suits and band t shirts he also doesn’t care what he wears and everyone else is left wondering how Tony Stark looks ridiculously fashionable and hot in basically anything. At all.

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    Wylde Wilson has been running around and doing the hero thing for a while now, she dons the suit and she runs around fighting crime as the Red Sparrow.

    Her life takes a turn when her beloved older brother falls in. Cancer. And Wylde is willing to do absolutely anything to save him even at the risk of destroying everything she is.

    Along the way Red Sparrow meets Hawkeye, a fellow Vigilante with his own bow and arrow, and both are smitten and utterly lost in one another. Shame they have to keep their identities secret and have to hold off on a relationship........For now

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    .oOo.

    Bucky Barnes has had 5 pregnancy scares in his life. 3 of which, the girls were actually pregnant. 1 of which had an abortion before he could ever have a chance to think about it. 2 of which, the kids were not his (yeah, he sure knows how to pick em') in which 1, he didn't find out till the kid was actually almost a year old (bitch) which made him more suspicious about the last one, but at least she was honest (they weren't committed, pretty open relationship). 6 in total, if you count the time he was worried about his sister Becca because of the prick she was dating then.

    None of which he might be the one who was pregnant.

    .oOo.

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    Earth is on the brink of war.

    The universe hangs in the balance.

    Deadpool handled all that. He has a bigger mission: helping Tony and Steve reunite and getting the Avengers back together. Project Friendship is a go.

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    After a deranged serial killer escapes from prison, Spider-Man finds himself face to face with Carnage, a horrific creature that has begun tearing it's way through hundreds of innocent people in the name of chaos. And when Spidey disrupts this creature's violent murder spree, it begins stalking him, and slowly tormenting him, until he meets a similar creature: Venom.

    After creating Carnage by accident, Venom and it's host, Eddie Brock begin scouring the streets of New York City in hopes of stopping it, but to no avail. The tables turn however, when Venom finds a young hero who may be the key to getting close enough to Carnage.

    Saying that Deadpool has fucked up a lot would be an understatement. A huge understatement. One of the biggest understatements to have actually been... under-stated. But he rarely fucked up to the point of being the reason why there was a monster running around on a murder spree in New York City. But unfortunately, this fuck up in particular was one of those rare ones.

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    Deadpool is hired to kill Spiderman, but Spiderman really doesn't give a shit. Soon enough they start to become friends and bond over Venom's intense love for Tater Tots. (Even if they don't bring it up).

    In which Spiderman meets Deadpool, Wade recognizes Peter and then someone comes after Peter for him to realize fully that Wade doesn't want to be just his friend.

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