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Regina George → Janis ‘Imi’ike (01:37 AM)
Reginald💅: Janis, are you awake?
spacejam: what kind of question is that ofc i am
spacejam: whats up
spacejam has changed their name to sleep who?.
Reginald💅: I know you already said that you forgive me and all that
Reginald💅: But it still feels kind of unfair to come to you with this
Reginald💅: I can’t go to Damian though because we’re not really there and I don’t really feel comfortable with that
Reginald💅: And Gretchen is… well Gretchen
Reginald💅: Although I’m really stretching the line of comfortable right now
sleep who?: alright word vomit what is up
sleep who?: reggie are u ok
Reginald💅: I have this friend
Reginald💅: Who’s kind of scared
Reginald💅: Because they think they’re gay
Reginald💅: Actually they’re pretty fucking sure.
sleep who?: you have a friend who thinks theyre gay? do i know them?
Reginald💅: You might
Reginald💅: But they’re really fucking scared because everyone has this image of them and what they should be, and they don’t really want to lose that because it feels safe.
Reginald💅: But they’re also so fucking tired and kind of just want to be themselves, like authentically, because they feel like they’ve been playing this role and have really fucking hurt people while doing it.
sleep who?: okay well
sleep who?: you should tell your friend that they dont have to tell anyone anything until theyre ready
sleep who?: and people are a lot more accepting now than what they used to be
sleep who?: and if they arent then fuck those people, their lives are probably sad anyway and i’ll punch their throats if they try anything
sleep who?: also, your friend is really brave for opening up about this and should be really proud of themselves no matter what they decide to do
Reginald💅: Okay
Reginald💅: Thank you Janis❤️
sleep who?: anytime reginald❤️
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Janis ‘Imi’ike → Damian Hubbard (02:04 AM)
janet: damian i need to talk to a gay person
janet: i just had the weirdest fucking chat with regina
janet: damian
janet: damian
janet: dame
momager: calm down bitch
momager: weird how?
janet: idk
janet: idk if i can actually tell u the details cause im pretty sure it was like a cover story or something
janet: and i dont wanna do that to her but i think she might be really struggling
janet: idfk man
momager: omg did she come out to u
janet: what
momager: what do u mean what
momager: is ur brain even on
momager: that girl is about as straight as a wet noodle
janet: wtf are u talking about
momager: those lingering looks when she thinks no one is looking
momager: especially at u, that is gAY behaVIOR bitch
momager: how have u not noticed
momager: even gretchen and KAREN noticed
janet: youve talked to gretchen about this?
momager: thats what u choose to focus on? really?
janet: yes cause thinking about the other thing is gonna make me spiral and i do not have the emotional capacity for that rn
momager: bitch we both know u would climb that tree like a rabid squirrel if given the chance
janet: 💀💀💀
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Regina George added Janis ‘Imi’ike, Gretchen Wieners, Karen Shetty and 3 others to Regina’s Bitch Squad. (02:44 AM)
Janis ‘Imi’ike: uh excuse you
Janis ‘Imi’ike has named chat the audacity.
Janis ‘Imi’ike has changed their name to notreginasbitch.
Damian Hubbard has changed their name to SashaFierce.
Karen Shetty has changed their name to SexiMaus🐭.
Regina George: Bet you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today.
SashaFierce: omg is it happening???
SashaFierce: is she…???
SashaFierce: janet quick catch me im about to faint
Regina George: What the hell are you on about Damian?
Gretchen Wieners: Whatever you have to say Regina we are here for you, and we support you no matter what❤️
SashaFierce has changed Gretchen Wieners name to moral support❤️.
Regina George: Again, what the hell are you on about?
Regina George: I’m throwing a party this weekend and you all better be there.
Regina George: Or else.
SexiMaus🐭: Yeyyy👏👏👏 I am redy to kiss end get drunk
notreginasbitch: nothing like a good threat to get ur friends to hang out with u
notreginasbitch: i guess i can make time
SashaFierce: not where i thought this was going but i will be gracing u with my presence
SashaFierce: also janjan that was an unusually quick accept from u girl
SashaFierce has changed notreginasbitch’s name to def reginas bitch.
def reginas bitch: fuck off damian
def reginas bitch has changed their name to stfu.
Aaron Samuels: guys wtf it’s like 3 am go to sleep
Regina George: Where did you think this was going Damian?
moral support❤️: I’ll be there❤️
Cady Heron: Count me in!
stfu has changed Cady Heron’s name to caddy.
Regina George: Damian.
SashaFierce: yall better be ready cause i will be doing a costume change
moral support❤️: Ooh, should we do a fashion show before?👏
SashaFierce: yeeesss bitch!!
Regina George: Damian, wtf were you talking abut?
stfu: lol abut
SashaFierce: abut
caddy: abut
moral support❤️: abut
SexiMaus🐭: abu t
Regina George: I hate you all and I hope you burn.
Aaron Samuels: srsly why are none of u asleep
stfu has changed Aaron Samuels name to nappy time.
stfu has changed their name to insomniac.
Regina George has changed their name to chronic pain.
insomniac: ouch
insomniac has changed chronic pain’s name to a bus pushed me.