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CityPool fun (30)
Kostas: What a successful day!!
Ruben: For both teams
Trent: Sadly
John: Excuse you!
Erling: yeah Trent, excuse yourself
Alisson: woah! Watch yourselves
Erling: just cause I scored and bagged an assist as well.
Alisson: But you didn’t manage that against me did you?
Trent: oooo Haaland has been humbled
Ruben: Alisson NEEDS to be humbled
Walker: he was humbled last season
Alisson: NO! Liverpool was humbled last season, don’t bring me into this.
Virgil: Ali! You are meant to support us
Ruben: oh no, problems in paradise
Walker: not my OTP!
Trent: My favs :(
Virgil: this group chat is a nightmare.
Erling: you and Ali are the nightmare
Trent: You have no idea.
Ruben: I thought you liked them?
Trent: they are so in love in real life
Erling: Did you see that video where Alisson kissed him?
Ruben: yeah but Alisson how drunk were you?
Alisson: drunk enough to not remember anything.
Ederson: oop…
Ruben: well… Virgil, how drunk were you?
Virgil: drunk enough that I have no idea what you guys are yapping on about.
Gvardiol: well at least they both don’t remember
Foden: Virgil’s reaction when Alisson does anything is so cute, I can’t.
Kostas: you should see him when Alisson breathes.
Trent: he full on claps
Virgil: I DO NOT!!
Erling: Don’t worry, John does the same when Ruben breathes.
John: Stop calling me out!
Cancelo: Can’t be worse that what Ederson does
Erling: oh don’t even..
Walker: For real, I came to training to train not waste ten minutes clapping Cancelo for turning up.
Trent: ohhhh.
Kostas: I thought Virgil was in love.
Alisson: The videos on my phone will tell you how in love Ederson is.
Ederson: STOP ALI!!!
Alisson: *video of Ederson venting about Cancelo*
Ederson: Ali, are you serious?
Ruben: STOP “he’s so cute isn’t he?”
Gvardiol: OMG! “I’m so deeply in love”
Alisson: ummm, Edders I can explain
Ederson: go on then.
Alisson: My finger slipped?
Trent: Sure it did.
Erling: slipped up Virgil’s…
Bajetic: ummm
Alisson: the kids in here have been traumatised
Ruben: forget them… I’ve been traumatised
Foden: Am I a kid?
Ruben: idk are you?
Foden: …no?
Ruben: wrong answer!
Alisson: think that’s enough bullshit for one day
Ruben: he’s off to have S E X with Virgil.
Kostas: I was just typing that..
Ruben: great minds think alike
Alisson: So do shit minds…
Ruben: Go have S E X with Virgil…
Alisson: Maybe I will.. Virgil?
Virgil: I’m more than ready when you are.
Alisson: on my way!