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a smell that is loathesome to some is sweet to others by techieturnover
Fandoms: Black Sails
14 Aug 2020
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“Are you angry with him whose armpits stink? Are you angry with him whose mouth smells foul? What good will this anger do you? He has such a mouth, he has such armpits-”
“Thomas that can’t possibly be in the book.”
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Meditations is a serious book, with a serious message, and Thomas is seriously determined to prove it.
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[Spoiler for Season 4] Waverly might be back to Purgatory but Nicole doesn't seem fully happy and 100% present. While Nicole is struggling with nightmares and fears in secret, the Earp clan has to fight against Evil-Eve for the final battle to bring back peace in the street of Purgatory.
Will they succeed? Will Nicole be able to face her struggles alone? What will happen to Wayhaught? Will they survive?
Trigger warning for PTSD and violence.
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Yamato has to intervene when Kakashi gets drunk and brainstorms ways of getting Iruka back for a prior prank.
(A bunch of little ficlets strung together that form a cohesive plot.)
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While fighting a (freakin' skeevy) witch, Sam and Dean end up switching bodies. As he's stuck in Sam's meatsuit, Dean realizes there might be one or two things he likes just a little too much about his brother's body, things he remembers after they switch back. Through a dangerous hunt, an escalating prank war, an exasperated Bobby, and maybe one or two chick-flick moments, the boys deal with their feelings and figure it out.
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When Zhao was asked if he had ever seen Shen Wei laugh out loud, Zhao immediately said yes. Of course! Shen Wei laughed… oh… you mean… like… more than a small giggle, like the type of laugh where you can barely breathe and people on the other side of the road can hear you!?! Oh… well… no.
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You the reader are suddenly thrown into a vortex of insanity, bad jokes and dismissal of reality when after helping the goddamn Batman against a villain wannabe you find yourself with newly acquired powers... and dangerously obsessed ladies sporting huge erections. Explicit, cracky and devoid of seriousness.
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Nicole, previously a weird outcast, has her hot girl summer glow up that catapults her into a wild senior year at Purgatory High. This year she'll make new friends, kiss cute girls and, with some luck, maybe even graduate.
Completely alternate universe where I write the lighthearted lesbian coming of age story I wanted to read as a teen.
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Long haul Remus story. Book two covers his Second Year.
The Marauders are growing even closer but how are things going to change once they reveal they know his deepest secret? Navigating through the change of becoming a teenager, Remus begins to think he might have another secret, one that is very confusing to figure out for a young wizard in the 70s.
The world of Shifting Lines will eventually include Wolfstar. Mostly canon with a few exceptions. Please note the f/m relationship thing is not very prominent in the story at all! But this is when a lot of the characters really start showing interest in others and there is mention of it, kissing, maybe some characters (not Remus) dating. Since it isn't prominent I wasn't sure whether to put it or not but figure I should. I might tag this and the first as gen but I havent decided yet
Updated every Tuesday and Friday, and every other Sunday
(Don't really need to read the 1st before this I think)Series
- Part 2 of Shifting Lines
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Hot For Teacher by BedBandit
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Aug 2020
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Shouta Aizawa, aka Eraserhead, is a pretty good guy overall. Good hero, great teacher, okay friend. He's doing pretty good in life all things considered, and even if they're exhausting he likes his students. Hell, maybe even loves them, as he had risked his neck more than once to help and protect them. And he thinks they like him too.
What he didn't expect was that one of his students likes him a little too much.
Now Aizawa is stuck in a very uncomfortable situation which brings out a slew of memories and thoughts, some of which he has neither the will nor the energy to deal with. And that's not even the only relationship he's going to have to re-evaluate.
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What follows is a collection of letters, found bundled together in twine, nestled among the belongings of the feared privateer, Inej Ghafa, captain of the Wraith.
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Instead of leaving to go frolic with Crowley, demon Dean stays in the bunker to make the most out of the situation. Stupid pranks dissolve into vengeful acts, with Dean coming to learn that if it wasn't for the love of his sibling, he'd very much like to rip Sam's throat out. One-shot AU for 10x01.
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- Part 2 of One-Shots
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You wake up in your apartement after a heated party at your friend's. Except for your headache, everything's alright.
That is, until you realize your belt has been stolen.- Language:
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Anchor by AricaZorel
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
14 Aug 2020
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Anyssa McBride’s job was in historic preservation, a dream career from her childhood. She never expected to be living history, especially not on another world. Pulled through a rift into Thedas, she is rescued by members of the Inquisition, specifically Commander Cullen Rutherford. With no knowledge of her new world or the Inquisition, Anyssa attempts to overcome her troubled past as she searches for a way home. With the unexpected aid of the Commander, will she discover a way back to Earth or find out that somethings happen for a reason and some people are more than they appear.
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"When I get tired of finding
All of the fears I've been hiding
You gave me a breath, and tell me to rest
You never left
I can, I can, I can hear You, calling me by name
Pulling me up from under my shame
I'll never be the same
I can face anything, so let it rain
You are my anchor
So steady me, steady me now
You are my anchor
You're keeping my feet on the ground
In angry oceans, You've never broken through
Every wave of the storm
You are my anchor"~'Anchor' by Skillet
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- Part 1 of Every Wave of the Storm
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Villanelle is going to drive Eve to hell, literally.
In which Villanelle is a demon sent to convert Eve to the dark side in order to get a job promotion. But Eve might yet teach this old devil some new tricks.
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Meryl and Stud are taking their relationship to the next level. Well, Meryl is trying to anyway until he hits an obstacle. A particularly big one.
Stud *truly* lives up to his name.
[Dick Jokes: The Fic]
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- Part 2 of Star-Studded
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Operation Playpen by sometimes_i_right
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
14 Aug 2020
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It starts, as many things do, with Obi-Wan Kenobi looking absolutely miserable.
He's a skinny little thing, all sarcasm and sass and not a scrap of fat on his frame. The war has worn him thin and gaunt, but his tongue is as acerbic as ever so most people are happy to look away, happy to ignore the soul-crushing defeat any Jedi - but especially this Jedi - suffers as they lead children to their deaths.
But Quinlan Vos is not most people. He is, in fact, quite eager to consider himself entirely outside "most people." So when he comes across Obi-Wan Kenobi looking absolutely miserable, he does what any excellent friend and un-ordinary person would do.
He plays a prank.
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May 1st 1933 and she is a freshly enrolled pilot in training at RAF Cranwell.
Being a single woman among two hundred men she expects hardships and for her training to be an arduously endured process to prove that she has every right to be there.
Knowing that she must prove her worth and more, she sets off on the ten weeks with hope.
Hope that she can show these men that she is not a pampered princess but a young woman just as resilient and ambitious as they are.
But when the odds are stacked against her by an outing of her true name and title within the first day, she realises that it might just be a losing battle she is fighting.
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The Dance of Doom by EnglishAndDillinger
Fandoms: Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare, Romeo And Juliet - All Media Types, Hamlet - Shakespeare, Hamlet - All Media Types
14 Aug 2020
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NettleFennel: So, for themes, we have ‘Undecided’, ‘Ancient Romans’, ‘Ghostbusters’, ‘Swordfights’, and ‘Spring has Sprung’.
DøOrDie: What about the other group?
LaerLaerPantsOnFaer: yeah, they probably thought of some better stuff
.Horatio.: I know a couple of them.
.Horatio.: Don’t get your hopes up.
What’s the worst that can happen while planning this year’s lackluster dance? Nobody wants to find out. Except maybe Mercutio. And Laertes. And everyone, actually.
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Collection of various eremika oneshot set in canonverse and AU.
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Dexter gets in trouble with his sister and his boyfriend for pulling his FBI security detail.