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“So, I gathered you all here because I have a proposal to make.”
“Are you guys getting married or something?”
“Are we Joong?” Seonghwa chuckled and Wooyoung exploded laughing hard.
“I’m trying to be serious in a Very unserious matter… I would appreciate it if you both just listen to me.”
Wooyoung bit his tongue and tried to remain serious.
Seonghwa smiled and looked at his boyfriend.
“This thing…this Bermuda triangle…” Hongjoong pointed at the three of them frustrated “…that is happening here, gives me nightmares. It troubles me and brings me a lot of anxiety. It must be resolved.”
His limited audience watched him with interest.
“I think I found a solution for our…case, that’s why I called you here Wooyoung. We will solve this with a…game.”
Hongjoong had a plan, a complicated dangerous plan.
Wooyoung wasn’t sure if he heard correctly.
“A game? Are we finally gonna have sex?”
Hongjoong tried to maintain his temper and continued.
“Not actual sex, but we will play a game.”
“Explain yourself Joong.”
“You know D&D?”
Seonghwa and Wooyoung looked at each other.
“Dungeons and Dragons?”
“Yes, have you ever played?”
“No, I saw it on stranger things.”
“How about you Wooyoung?”
“I haven’t played but I’m familiar with it. Have you played captain?”
“No, but I know what it is.”
Great no one had ever played but still…
“What we ‘re gonna do is to play ourselves in the game, create a scenario where we can have sex, in the game. I’m making this clear for you horny people: Just in the game.”
Both of them were left blinking at Hongjoong.
“But wouldn’t this make things worse?”
“Seonghwa is right, this is the most certain way to fuck our brains out before the game ends.”
“Frankly do you have a better idea than this?”
“Yes, just fuck our brains out now and live happily ever after.” Wooyoung’s smile was so sweet and cute.
“I personally can go on with my life without ever addressing this problem again, but it came to me lately that you two won’t let this drop until you fuck or get fucked. And I don’t want that.”
“Come on Joong you know this is not true.” Seonghwa smiled lovingly.
“You know it’s very true, I don’t trust either of you. And you both know why. This is my proposition, take it or leave it.”
Hongjoong leaned back to the couch and rested his cheek on his palm, in waiting. From the moment Wooyoung had that last fight with Sannie he was constantly at their home, to go through his break up. And he was cuddling with Seonghwa in every chance.
Seonghwa being the caring and attentive man that he was could never say no to Wooyoung, who was hugging and kissing him on the cheek all the time making Hongjoong explode and quarrel with both of them. But to no use.
Seonghwa scolded him that he was mean towards a friend in need and Wooyoung insisted that he was devastated and he needed comfort and TLC - more than ever.
Now back to the present, Seonghwa chewed his lip.
Wooyoung played with his neck chain.
Hongjoong played with his nerves.
“Alright, I’m in, if this is the only way I can have sex with you.”
“You made the right decision Woo.” Hongjoong moved his head in approval.
Then he and Wooyoung looked at Hwa.
“Who am I to break the triangle…it’s a yes from me as well.” He said.
“Now that we all consent let’s order some food and begin.” Hongjoong picked up his phone.
They ordered spicy chicken wings cause they thought it would be sexy.
“So, we ‘re playing ourselves in the scenario, I’m the Game Master.”
“My baby, always a master.”
Wooyoung burst into tears from laughter and he almost spat his chicken on Hongjoong.
“Well, Cockjoong I have the impression that the game master can’t be the narrative and a player at the same time.
“But I have to play!”
“It’s okay we can mess with the rules, basically do we need to have any rules?”
“Nah, the only rule would be not to fuck each other in reality.” Hongjoong emphasized.
“Shit, that’s a rule I so want to break!” Wooyoung giggled and the other two looked at him.
“Oh I will like to add a rule too, whatever happens inside the triangle, stays inside the triangle.”
They looked at each other and agreed.
“So where to begin in a non-rule game?”
“From the start?”
“Let me set a start, from the night that Wooyoung slept in this couch.”
“We were drunk that night Joong, I don’t think it’s fair.”
Hongjoong raised his brow and pouted his lips.
“I wasn’t drunk at all, so if you have any memory gaps, I can fill them in for both of you…”
Seonghwa couldn’t help but look at Wooyoung whom played chilled.
“Let’s get on with it then!”
“Let’s play rock, paper, scissors to see who will go first.”
They played and the ranking turned to be like this: Seonghwa first, Wooyoung second and Hongjoong last.
The captain did the narrative.
“We are in the living room and we just finished the bottle of wine, you are dancing to Ateez’s songs and you both come close to each other, Seonghwa what do you do?”
Seonghwa couldn’t help but chuckle “Are we really doing this? I can’t believe you Joongie…”
Wooyoung laughed with him but he was curious, he looked at Seonghwa with interest.
“I’m dancing and I’m- am I drunk at this point?”
“Tipsy enough.”
“Okay, I’m dancing and I put my hands on Wooyoung’s waist, I’m facing him.”
“Wooyoung your turn.”
Wooyoung clapped his hands and rubbed them together. He opened his beer. “This gonna be my favorite game ever!” He took a sip. “So, I’m hugging you now and start to move slow and sexy.”
Seonghwa opened his beer and looked at Joong.
“I’m getting between you two and spoil the fun, I change the song to Hala hala and I dance like a lunatic between both of you.”
“Don’t be a dick, we ‘re supposed to fuck in this episode.”
“Yes, but it won’t be easy.”
“With you in our feet certainly. Ah. Your turn Hwa.”
“I grab Hongjoong and kiss him.”
“I kiss Seonghwa on his neck, now he has his attention to Hongjoong and then I grope his booty.” Wooyoung said.
“I continue to kiss Hwa and I pull him tightly on me.” Hongjoong looked at Seonghwa.
“And how about me Cockjoong?”
“Wait for your turn Woo, I grab Hongjoong and throw him on the couch.” Seonghwa smiled.
“I kiss Seonghwa on his lips.” Wooyoung grinned.
“I kick Wooyoung on his dick.” Hongjoong frowned.
“You asshole!”
“I protect Wooyoung from Joong’s kicks.”
“I cry inside Hwa’s hug, I hold him tight and I smell his perfume.”
“I get up and I grab Wooyoung from his shoulder separating you, I punch him.”
“Ah motherfucker you’re spoiling the mood…”
“I stand back and let you guys fight.” Seonghwa was unamused.
“I punch back, Hongjoong fells on the floor and I sit on him, pinning him down from the neck. I grind my ass on his erection.”
“And why do you think I am aroused?”
“I don’t think, I can feel your dick under my ass.”
Wooyoung and Seonghwa cried.
Hongjoong finally opened his beer.
“I kick Wooyoung off of me and I stand up, I call him a bitch.”
“I’m watching you two and I’m bored, I take off my t-shirt and lay on the couch.”
Wooyoung looked at both of them. “I ignore Joong and I take off my t-shirt too.”
“I take off my fucking pants.” Hongjoong was annoyed.
“I take off my sweatpants.” Seonghwa was sexy.
“I take off my distressed pathetic jeans.” Wooyoung was having the time of his life.
Hongjoong eyed them both.
“I’m sitting on the couch and palm Hwa.” Hongjoong eyes were nasty.
“I palm Wooyoung who is standing close to me.” Seonghwa smirked.
“Finally! Hm, I kneel and kiss Seonghwa on the lips. He kisses back.” Wooyoung licked his lips.
“Hey you can’t predict a player’s action!” Hongjoong protested.
“I thought there were no rules asshole.” Wooyoung pointed his index on him.
“Guys come on!” Seonghwa was getting annoyed.
Hongjoong snorted.
“I take down Seonghwa’s briefs and I take him in my mouth.” Hongjoong claimed what was his.
“I kiss Wooyoung back and my hand slides inside his underwear, I jerk him a little as Hongjoong sucks me.” Seonghwa took a sip of his beer.
Wooyoung had the silliest smile on his face. “I ask Seonghwa to suck me. I take off my boxer and I throw it on Hongjoong’s face.”
“Well, what to expect from a bitch like you. I give Seonghwa such a good head that he can’t concentrate in anything else.”
Seonghwa eyed Hongjoong and chuckled. “I take Wooyoung in my mouth, I lick all over the head and then I suck it well. With lewd sounds and everything, I also moan because Hongjoong gives me the best blowjob of my life.”
“You moan around my dick?” Wooyoung asked raising his brows.
“Yes.”
“Oh fuck, I’m gonna cum.” Wooyoung coughed and finished his beer. “Seonghwa takes me so well, I think that his mouth is made for my cock. I’m holding him from his hair, thrusting deeper and deeper inside his sinful mouth.”
Hongjoong was bubbling in hell even though it was his idea all along.
“Can we please stop here?”
Both of them replied with a No that echoed until the international space station.
“Seonghwa cums in my mouth, as he cums he bites Wooyoung’s dick and he cuts it off.”
“You ‘re so stupid, grow up!”
“Says who!”
“I cum but I don’t bite Wooyoung, I want to finger him.” Seonghwa was quite serious.
“He wants that too, he helps you sit on the couch, dizzy as you are from your climax and he opens his legs for you, he gives you the lube.” Wooyoung was smiling now.
“Why are you talking in the third person about yourself, you little fuck?” Hongjoong was annoyed beyond belief.
“Because I can.”
“Then I will use it too. Hongjoong starts to finger Seonghwa, opening him up for his dick.”
“You ‘re jealous.”
Hongjoong blep on him.
“So let me recap, I’m fingering Wooyoung while Joong fingers me… I love it when he does that, I love his fingers inside me. Sliding in, giving me that stinging sensation. Pleasure and pain becoming blurred lines… I try to be as good for Wooyoung too since I don’t know his body, I don’t know how he likes it. I’m using one finger now, slowly searching for his sweet spot.”
Both Wooyoung and Hongjoong didn’t speak they just looked at each other.
“And that’s how you play the game fuckjoong! Hwa my respect…”
Seonghwa did a cocky bow with his head. “Sorry, I have a question Joong, does the game has a winner?”
“Ehm…” Hongjoong didn’t know what to answer. “Should it?”
“Best story wins?”
“Wins what?” asked Seonghwa.
“A blowjob.” Wooyoung proposed.