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Craig tucker 12/2/22
I love my boyfriend Tweek, I mean of course I love him, why would we be dating if we didn’t, but I swear sometimes he just makes me so mad. Like with what happened yesterday.
Tweek and I were just walking around the yard, in school when do-gooder, Wendy Testaburger comes up, holding hands with fucking Stan Marsh, I mean I never really hated Stan, I just never really talked to him. Until just after my tenth birthday, when him and his stupid friends stole my birthday money and then we all got kidnapped to Peru. Ever after that I always tried to avoid him, which usually worked. Well, until yesterday.
So Wendy and Stan came up to us, which I greeted with a middle finger and "What the fuck do you want".
Wendy looked a bit upset, before smiling and adjusting her hat, while Stan looked like he wanted a hole to eat him up, which I could relate to.
"Hi Tweek" Wendy said happily, before turning around and saying my name as a afterthought, before turning back to Tweek. "I was wondering, could I talk to you for a minute" Tweek opened his mouth, and Wendy quickly added "Alone, if that’s ok?"
I eyed Wendy a bit suspiciously, waiting for Tweek to say no, so we could just leave but to my surprise he said "Gah, sure Wendy" and then walked off with her.
Now I was left with Stan, which I was not happy about. I considered walking off, but knowing Stan he would probably just follow me, so I decided to just pull out my phone and started texting Clyde.
A few minutes had passed and Tweek and Wendy still didn’t come back, and Stan was just standing there, with his hands in his pockets. At this rate he was really pissing me off so I said "Dude, what the fuck is your problem"
Stan looked surprised by this and said "What do you mean Craig?"
"You know what I fucking mean, what the hell does Wendy want with Tweek, and why are you just standing here" "Dont you have some crazy adventure to go on with your stupid friends and a talking poo? That will end with, oh I don’t know, the entire school burning and everyone getting kidnapped again?"
Just when I was finished my rant Tweek and Wendy finally came back (such perfect timing) Tweek looked quite happy as he walked over to me, as Wendy said "Bye Tweek, Craig see you’s at ‘round seven" as she happily walked off, linking arms with a extremely confused looking Stan.
As soon as they were out of earshot, I quickly asked Tweek "What on earth does Wendy mean, see us at around seven?"
Tweek started fiddling with his shirt buttons at this question, "Well, gah, Wendy asked me would we wanna go on a double date with her and Stan at Olive Garden on Valentine’s Day, I thought it could be fun so I said yes”
I looked at him with annoyance “Really Tweek, why would you agree to that?” "I bet as soon as we sit down a giant fish or something crazy will pop out and try and eat us all or something"
At this Tweek slightly jumped, spilling coffee all over the place, including my new shoes, which made me groan a bit, but Tweek didn’t seem to hear.
“Gah, Craig do you really think so" I felt like saying yes, because I knew if I did Tweek would most likely be put off the idea of going then, and we could just do something nice together, but I knew if I did then Tweek would probably get all scared so instead I said "No, I highly doubt it, do you actually really wanna go Tweek?" But then I muttered under my breath "But with Stan you never really know" luckily although, he didn’t hear.
“Yeah Craig, gah, like as I said I think it could be fun, besides I like Wendy, she’s real nice, and Stans not that bad either”
"Fine Tweek we’ll go, but only because it’ll make you happy"
At this Tweek flashed me a bright happy smile and wrapped his arms around me, and planted a kiss on my cheek. That was honestly worth everything i was going to go through on this stupid double date.
The bell signalling the end of break suddenly rang, making Tweek jump and spill some more coffee, before we both walked inside.