CYOA: Goro Akechi and his very hungry roomba

by Laurentiiia

Summary:

You are Goro Akechi. You come home from a long day of murdering your way around Tokyo for sport and pining after your achingly straight rival who you dream of kissing antagonistically under the moonlight.

You have plans for later today, but first, you have to feed your roomba.

A really trashy Shuakeshu Choose Your Own Adventure with 15 possible endings.

Notes:

This might be the worst thing I've ever written, but once I started, I got possessed and only awoke when I was already done. My first contribution to the shuakeshu fandom and it's a crack CYOA instead of the 30k romantic enemies-to-lovers slow ballroom dancing assassin goro x target akiren cinderella AU that's been sitting on my desktop for months now. yes that's a mouthful but don't claim you aren't intrigued.

Thank you to @LovelyLotus for inspiring such a wave of Shuakeshu CYOA on twitter! It was such a treat to read hers and all the other threads. Here's me blasting the CYOA romances up by throwing a roomba into the mix.

It's crack treated seriously. Don't say I didn't warn you. I wrote this all in one night and one day.

VERY IMPORTANT:
- Don't read this as an entire work or select chapters. There will be links in each chapter that take you to the next part!
- There's a special ending for each of the four routes. It's important that you click on the "Try again" afterwards instead of going a page back in your browser. Trust me, you don't wanna miss the meta content that appears once you finish a route!
- hint hint. there's a secret final route that's ridiculously easy to find. but if you're having trouble, check ch22 after finishing all other routes. this is only for accessibility. I trust y'all to not just zap through.

Also: I got fanart by the lovely moonleafy!!! <3

Chapter 1: 0

(Make sure you have read the important rules in the author's notes before starting!)

 

You are Goro Akechi. You come home from a long day of murdering your way around Tokyo for sport and pining after your achingly straight rival who you dream of kissing antagonistically under the moonlight.

You have plans for later today, but right now, an incessant beeping catches your attention. It's your roomba, the only thing in this life that ever mattered to you. It knocks against your feet and beeps at you yearningly; you haven't fed it yet today.

 

WHAT WILL YOU FEED THE ROOMBA?

1. Your favourite sock
2. Crumpled up picture of Ren
3. 1000 Yen note
4. orange juice