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    Inspired by the lovely GayDemonicDisaster's 'Roomba of Doom', here's a quick doodle of Bob the Doomba just trundling around the flat, probably looking for trouble to start. If you haven't read Roomba of Doom yet, I really can't recommend it highly enough so go give it a read!

     

    Also, yes the sketch is blue; I drew it on a Post-It note. Don't judge. M' a demon; I'm chaotic, OK?

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    Crowley gets an unusual summoning… and a new pet/minion of chaos.

    Inspired by a meme: Ouija board rugs: it's all fun and games until the Roomba accidentally summons a demon...

    I'm sure you can all see where this is going. Anyhow this was intended as a one off short comedy, but then between me, CynSyn and several other Good Omens fan friends and my other half, we came up with so many more ridiculous shenanigans that Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley's demonic hellspawn can get up to together that I decided to make this a weekly updated series. I'll add new chapters each Tuesday until I run out of material.

    THERE IS *NO* END POINT TO THIS FIC, IT IS AN *ONGOING SERIES* SO FEEL FREE TO DIP IN!

    They'll be short chapters/vignettes easy to read while waiting for the bus/in your lunch break/before bed.

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    Dan knows that, as a manmade inanimate object, he should not be capable of talking or of feeling anything, let alone love. Not that it matters, because there’s no way Phil feels the same about him anyway. Dan is content to live his life cleaning floors and occasionally bumping into Phil, without ever doing anything about his feelings. That is, until one fateful day they get stuck under a table together…

    It’s a race for survival and love as time starts running out. Will they live happily ever after or will their love fade as quickly as their batteries?

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    Danganronpa Group Chat. Maybe OOC but who cares?
    Extract below:

    Satan uwu: It's called being homo you twerp
    Baby Shark: :000
    Vent Child: Can't relate.
    lucky roll: You literally tripped down the stairs cause Sayaka smiled at you--
    Vent Child: LiEs

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    4/?
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    2004
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    In a series of hilarious and highly unlikely events Crowley gives a roomba demonic intelligence and adopts it. Later Aziraphale gives a robot mower angelic intelligence. Along the way Crowley and Aziraphale take part in a Pride parade and bring their demonic and angelic offspring along to enjoy the fun. Here's Bob with his tiny parade of good plants and varied Pride flags.

    Drawing in micron pens and alcohol markers on sketch paper. Scanned in and linked together with a bit of Photoshop.
    Plants and flags in order: 1) anemone & pride/progress 2) pansies & genderfluid 3) tulip & pansexual 4) snake plant & intersex 5) blue flag iris & trans 6) baptisia & nonbinary 7) coneflower & ace

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    Akko wants to be a writer like Chariot du Nord, a former author who has fallen from grace. She also just wants her textbook.
    Diana is torn between following her dreams or following the plan her aunt has laid out for her. She really just wants Akko to stop fondling her hands.
    They meet at a bookstore. Things do not go smoothly.

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    3/?
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    Bruce buys a roomba because it is "cute". After he and Tony set it up, things get a bit whacky and chaos ensues! Special appearance of Alpine the cat too!!

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    Junko makes a group chat at 3 am because she's bored and she does what she wants. Chaos and other fun stuff ensue
    A crackfic to distract me from the serious fic I'm writing

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    11/?
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    Ai is no longer the only robot Quartet Night is attached to.

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    The last thing Ochako needs is for Mei to acquire more robots.

    But when Mei spots an adorable vacuuming robot at the mall, all those hopes go out the window.

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    Jaskier never expected to fall in love with Geralt of Rivia. But, then again, he never expected to wake up, alone, on an interstellar voyage. Isn't life just full of wonderful surprises?

    Or,

    Jaskier is one of the 5000 passengers on the Starship Avalon, travelling to a distant colony planet. After his hibernation pod malfunctions, he's stranded on a starship that won't reach its destination for another century. With no contact with Earth and only an android for company, the future is beginning to look hopeless. That is, until a certain infamous witcher wakes up too.

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    “So, what you gonna call this then, Angel?”

    "How to effectively co-parent your sentient appliances by A.Z. Fell & Anthony J Crowley”

    “I want my name to go first.”

    “But it was my idea.”

    “It’s about alphabetical order, see? Crowley goes before Fell.”

    “But…”

    “Anthony with an An goes before Aziraphale with an Az.”

    “Crowley…”

    “J for Just a J really goes before Z for just a Z really.”
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    Aziraphale decides to get Crowley to help him write a rather unique parenting guide. Prepare for Staged easter eggs. This Fic is an accessory work to my ongoing SFW comedy fic "Roomba of Doom" wherein Crowley adopts a demonically possessed sentient Roomba named Bob. If you haven't read it already, I'd suggest it. There's no end point to that fic, I'll keep adding chapters as long as I have material to inspire them. Feel free to send me some!

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    “Martin,” Peter Lukas said with barely-concealed frustration, “You have to stop befriending everything. We’ve discussed this.”

    Martin awkwardly attempts to join the Lonely while fending off offers from the other avatars.

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    "Glimmer, please come home right now, I-"

    That's all Bow says before he hangs up on her. He sounded scared.

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    Alex was having a bad day and now it just got worse. Who breaks into a home just to steal a Roomba and one bottle of whiskey?

    The effects on the people Crowley steals a Roomba from in the first chapter of Roomba of Doom.

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    15
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    Or

    Keith constantly confusing the blades to the point of them being worried and/or impressed by humans

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    The shortest bit of silliness about a Roomba.

    Language:
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    1/1
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    6
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    14
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    81
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    Erwin begins to regret his brilliant idea of buying his husband a Roomba to help with the cleaning...

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    Comments:
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    833
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    Around ten years ago, Hawks found an older kid beaten and crying. He tried his best to help and in the end made a promise to him. That whenever he needed to escape his life to find him, take his hand, and say it's time to go. He had all but forgotten about it until now. When Dabi suddenly takes his hand and they're running away from everything. Giving up all that they worked for to start a new life in America. It's not going to be easy but love makes you do crazy things.

    Aka my love letter to this fandom and this ship, a long fic where Dabi and Hawks leave the country and start a new life in a cheap rented home.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    103
    Kudos:
    370
    Bookmarks:
    88
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    5158
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    Bob confusing a dog when Crowley takes him out for a walk

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    5
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    60
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    535

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