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[Chat (7): your local stray kids]
minhot: guess who was just in the queue in front of me for coffee
handsome: jaehyun?
minhot: jaehyun who?
handsome: idk there’s a lot of jaehyun’s…
handsome: good chance of me being right
minhot: no
chyung: me
minhot: you were in front of me in the queue?
chyung: yes
chyung: i said hello
chyung: you told me not to talk to you in public
jinnie: ha
minhot: that was this morning!
minhot: i said just
minhot: JUST
chyung: chill your beans
minhot: my beans?
chyung: yes, your beans
littleloaf: what are beans?
littleloaf: and why are they cold
dandymin: i have class in five can we just find out who was in this damn queue
handsome: yeah, hyung. it better be someone good
jinnie: like the queen of england
dandymin: why would the queen of england be getting coffee?
jinnie: she could be getting tea
jinnie: or cake
jinnie: i don’t know her order
dandymin: on a university campus?
littleloaf: in korea?
handsome: holiday maybe
minhot: anyway…
littleloaf: it was lee felix
minhot: jeonginnnnn
littleloaf: you were taking ages
handsome: really??!!
minhot: yep! the legend himself
babybin: who is lee felix?
minhot: changbin?
babybin: yes?
minhot: shit
minhot: have i been in the group chat this entire time?
babybin: yes? everyone has been replying to you…
babybin: where did you think you were…??
handsome: omg hahaha
handsome: i didn’t even notice
chyung: jeongin is in here
littleloaf: hello?
babybin: what is going on?
minhot: nothing, my sweet changbin
minhot: nothing to see here
littleloaf: do you guys have a chat without me? :(
handsome: no?
babybin: who is lee felix?
babybin: guys?
dandymin: i’m going to class. i’m not involved
dandymin: i’ll see you losers later
littleloaf: have a good class, minnie-hyung!
…
[Chat (5): skz fam]
jinnie: so…
jinnie: felix?
minhot: cute
minhot: i can’t believe channie-hyung is keeping him all to himself
handsome: you’re making it sound like he’s sleeping with him
minhot: he wishes
chyung: i’m not keeping anyone to myself, i just don’t want to freak him out
jinnie: we’ve all seen his videos, hyung. i hardly think this would scare him off
handsome: just think about how good he would look with some better lighting and a decent camera
handsome: some pretty outfits
handsome: think about who he could be
minhot: exactly. we’d be like his fairy godmothers
minhot: but for porn
chyung: i just don’t exactly know how to broach the topic. how do i ask him if he wants to join us without it coming off as creepy?
chyung: oh hey, pretty boy. fancy making a quick buck?
jinnie: yeah, not like that
handsome: and if he does anything with minho, it ain’t gonna be quick
minhot: fuck. he’d look so good being edged
jinnie: hyunggg
jinnie: can you not
jinnie: i’m in the library
chyung: and i’m in class
minhot: so? ;)
handsome: are we asking him or not?!
handsome: pleaseeee hyung
chyung: we haven’t had anyone new since hyunjin. just let me think about it
minhot: think about this as a business decision
chyung: as opposed to sharing a deeply embarrassing secret with one of my best friends?
minhot: exactly
jinnie: it’s hardly embarrassing if he does the same thing
handsome: until he realises hyung has been watching him get off for the last six months
chyung: thanks
handsome: if it helps, you can tell him i watch too
handsome: every week
jinnie: aww we should make it a group thing! communal viewing
jinnie: that would be fun
chyung: rule 3
minhot: booooo
jinnie: can we call mutual masturbation ‘dating within the company’?
minhot: i can’t believe he calls this a company
chyung: well, it is! kind of
chyung: it’s something
chyung: and we don’t need the drama that would bring
minhot: you say this like i have any interest in dating any of you guys
handsome: hey!
jinnie: nah, he’s right
jinnie: we’re way out his league
chyung: there’s a reason that seungmin keeps muting this chat
handsome: the reason is minho-hyung
chyung: well, i’m going out of town at the weekend and we still need content for next week, so you guys better be nice to him if you don’t want go back to using a webcam
minhot: i’m out too, hyung. i’m going home for the weekend
handsome: i thought this was next weekend!
handsome: i can do something short, but i have to study
handsome: i’m so behind
chyung: no, i’m not letting you give up study time
chyung: school comes first
handsome: i’ll be fine! i’ll just get seungmin to help and then we can study together after
minhot: you can’t make seungmin film and study all weekend, he’ll quit
jinnie: then i’ll film tomorrow instead
chyung: seungmin has class and i’m leaving at 11
jinnie: i can’t film before 11
minhot: you could
jinnie: not when i plan on sleeping in until at least 3pm
jinnie: i have an assignment due in at midnight tonight, so i‘ll be exhausted
handsome: you’d look pretty in the morning light though
minhot: especially in chan-hyung’s room with those nice white curtains
jinnie: you’re not wrong
chyung: jisung could always help you film on the afternoon
handsome: hahahahaha
jinnie: i’d rather just miss a week
jinnie: i’ll figure something out
jinnie: i could ask innie
chyung: no
jinnie: he’d be so good at it
chyung: nope
handsome: you couldn’t possibly
minhot: no way
jinnie: ugh fine
jinnie: changbin-hyung then
minhot: …
handsome: i mean, it’s not a bad idea…
chyung: he would freak
minhot: it would mean we could stop hiding
minhot: we wouldn’t have to wait for him to leave the apartment to film
handsome: but it does mean that you would have to touch your dick in front of bin-hyung
jinnie: i’ve done worse
chyung: he’s definitely going to freak
chyung: no way he’ll do it
minhot: well, now it sounds like a bet
handsome: blowjob says he’ll do it
jinnie: i’ll bet on that
minhot: so if i lose i have to give you both a blowjob now?
handsome: but if you win, you get one off each of us so i’d say that’s fair
jinnie: what about chan hyung?
chyung: blowjob says he won’t do it
minhot: hyung!! you’re in?
jinnie: what kind of alternate timeline are we living in?!
handsome: your mouth is mine, hyung
chyung: there’s no way he’ll do it
…
Chan looked up from where he’d been working, a familiar face appearing in the doorway. Felix’s hair was fluffy and his t-shirt definitely too big for him, a bright smile on his face. It had gotten dark at some point without Chan realising, his laptop casting the room in a blue glow.
“I thought I’d find you in here.”
Chan rolled his eyes, watching as Felix dropped into the seat beside him. “Were you practising?”
“Mhm. Do I stink?”
Leaning over, Chan sniffed. “Eh. You’re tolerable.”
“Shut up.” Felix shoved him lightly, before shuffling his chair closer. “What are you working on?”
“Same old,” Chan replied, fighting the urge to pull his laptop protectively closer. He was only working on stuff for school, he wasn’t stupid enough to be doing his other work in such a public place, and everything was password protected, but he was still nervous whenever anyone got too close.
“You need to take a break,” Felix chastised. “It’s late and I bet you haven’t eaten.”
Chan sighed, rubbing his forehead. “I just need to…”
“No, no. C’mon!” Felix stood up, grabbing Chan’s wrist and tugging him. He looked cute, his tongue poking out in concentration as he planted his feet and pulled, a little frown on his face when the wheels of the chair only rolled Chan along.
Chan giggled, raising an eyebrow. “Are you going to wheel me out of here?”
“I’ll wheel you towards the stairs if you carry on being stubborn.”
Laughing, Chan reached forward, grabbing Felix by the hips. Felix fell into his lap, smiling, Chan’s arms wrapping around his waist as he pressed his face into his back with a soft whine.
Felix wiggled in his hold, twisting sidewards to press a finger into Chan’s cheek. “What are you going to do? Sleep here?”
Chan nodded, pouting. “My place is so far away and my roommates are so loud.”
“But, if you hurry we might catch the cafeteria before it closes and they’ll have all the baked goods half off.”
Thinking for a moment, Chan pressed his lips together, a cute frown on his face. “Fine.”
Felix hopped up, happily. “And I’ll even let you walk me home.”
“Oh, you’ll let me?” Chan teased, packing up his things. When he looked up, Felix was stretching, his arms pulled above his head. His t-shirt rode up and Chan’s eyes flicked to the flash of skin above his waistband. Despite what the others seemed to think, he did not watch Felix’s videos. He’d made that decision pretty much as soon as Minho had burst into his room with his phone in his hands. He’d seen one or two, sure. Curiosity was only natural, especially when he’d first found out, but Chan had decided that watching Felix in secret would simply be too weird. Not to mention kind of creepy.
It was times like this, however, with a flash of skin, or watching the way Felix’s body moved as he danced that Chan’s brain promptly reminded him that those videos were out there. That Felix, beautiful, sweet, smiling Felix would go home and set up a camera and spread himself on the sheets for hundreds of people to see.
Swallowing thickly, Chan shook his head, swinging his bag onto his back.
“Got everything?” Felix asked, hovering in the doorway.
“Yeah, let’s go.”
…
[chat (5): skz fam]
handsome: y’know our chat name kind of freaks me out
chyung: i made the chat name :(
dandymin: the ‘fam’ thing?
handsome: yesss
dandymin: yeah, that’s always been weird to me
chyung: but we are a family
handsome: right, but you also watched me cum twice yesterday soooo
minhot: what about parents
handsome: hang on everyone
handsome: i can figure this out
handsome: …
handsome: no, i’ve got nothing
dandymin: as in parents are family
dandymin: and they have sex
minhot: THANK YOU
minhot: you guys always act like i’m dumb
chyung: no we don’t
chyung: when have we ever called you dumb
handsome: yeah, hyung. hyunjin is the dumb one
dandymin: i’d argue that you’re the dumb one but okay
handsome: i’m not dumb, i just use my brain selectively
dandymin: the handcuff incident
chyung: pretty dumb
handsome: that was ONE time
chyung: the point is that minho is right
handsome: about what? i forgot what we were talking about
jinnie: incest
chyung: no, not incest
minhot: never incest
minhot: btw, hyung. i screenshot that last comment
minhot: i’m gonna put it on my wall
handsome: the incest thing?
minhot: no, the one where he said i’m right
jinnie: that makes more sense
chyung: am i changing the chat name or not?
jinnie: no :( i like it
minhot: and couples are family
handsome: but are sex friends family?
dandymin: i think you mean friends with benefits
handsome: i wouldn’t call this a benefit
chyung: omg just change it
[minhot renamed the chat ‘rated r for…’]
dandymin: for what?
minhot: exactly
minhot: the world is your oyster
minhot: so long as your oysters start with the letter ‘r’
chyung: so… royster then
jinnie: wow
[handsome renamed the chat ‘rated r for... royster’]
minhot: nice
jinnie: i only came here to tell you that changbin is coming over tomorrow at 4
minhot: you did it?!?!
handsome: might stay home to study so i can watch
jinnie: not happening
jinnie: and i haven’t exactly told him what he’s coming for…
chyung: isn’t that a bit questionable?
jinnie: well, i’m not planning on lying there ass naked when he arrives
jinnie: i just thought it would be easier to have the conversation in person
jinnie: and i’ve thought it through. he doesn’t even have to stay. i just need him to help set up and with the lighting. it’ll just be more simplistic this week
handsome: can’t you do that on your own?
jinnie: seungmin won’t let me use his stuff unsupervised
dandymin: last time you pressed a bunch of stuff and everything you filmed came out blue
dandymin: what’s happening anyway?
minhot: hyunjin’s going to tell changbin
dandymin: wow. good luck.
chyung: wait. am i going to have to pay him?
minhot: depends if he wants to stay on, i say
minhot: there has been something of a role to fill since jisung started appearing on camera instead
minhot: chan hyung’s been doing all the editing and no one should stare at hyunjin’s ass for that long
handsome: i can help out once classes slow down
handsome: so long as i’m not in whatever you give me to work on
chyung: no, ji. honestly, it’s fine.
chyung: just don’t tell changbin yet. maybe go with it being a you thing and we’ll see how he takes that
jinnie: so he just thinks i’m the weird one? why do i get thrown under the bus?
minhot: because chan-hyung and i have to live with him
jinnie: fine. but the rest of you guys are coming clean as soon as you’re back
jinnie: i don’t want him thinking what i’m doing is subpar
minhot: you’re right. our apartment and seungmin’s old camera is really top class
handsome: tell that to the views
jinnie: and my bank account
chyung: okay okay. i’ll talk to him as soon as i’m back
minhot: do you think once he knows, he’ll let us film in the kitchen?
minhot: i’m sick of staring at my bedroom wall
chyung: i think there’s zero chance that he’s going to agree to that
minhot: pshhhh
dandymin: btw did you guys know that royster is a real word
dandymin: although it is technically spelled ‘roister’
chyung: the universe just loves to steal my genius
minhot: what does it mean?
dandymin: ‘to act in a swaggering, boisterous, or uproarious manner’
jinnie: so jisung then
minhot: ha!
chyung: seems appropriate for this chat
handsome: i like it