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Caw Caw Motherfucker (A.K.A. The Avengers - mostly Natasha - being 1000% done with Clint and his bird delusions)

Summary:

A drabble series of Clint using his famous catchphrase, "caw caw motherfucker", as a way of getting out of every situation.

Updates frequently

Notes:

Here are three chapters to get it going; I started on these one night and just couldn't stop. I can tell this whole series will continue for a long time. Marvel is what gives me joy in life.
See the earlier parts of this series for more MCU lolz, including Tony making puns and Bucky wanting a haircut.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: The Pen

Chapter Text

"Okay, who took my pen?"

Clint creeps past behind Nat, a pen held daintily between his teeth.

"Caw caw, motherfucker," he says, before leaping to the side out of her grasp.