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"Okay, who took my pen?"
Clint creeps past behind Nat, a pen held daintily between his teeth.
"Caw caw, motherfucker," he says, before leaping to the side out of her grasp.
A drabble series of Clint using his famous catchphrase, "caw caw motherfucker", as a way of getting out of every situation.
Updates frequently
Here are three chapters to get it going; I started on these one night and just couldn't stop. I can tell this whole series will continue for a long time. Marvel is what gives me joy in life.
See the earlier parts of this series for more MCU lolz, including Tony making puns and Bucky wanting a haircut.
(See the end of the work for more notes.)
"Okay, who took my pen?"
Clint creeps past behind Nat, a pen held daintily between his teeth.
"Caw caw, motherfucker," he says, before leaping to the side out of her grasp.
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