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  1. Public Bookmark 68

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    Lando and Han can't get divorced. For tax reasons.

    (I don't know anything about the Star Wars and would like to personally apologize to anyone who served.)

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    18 Mar 2019

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    My favorite thing about this is the in-depth exploration of the Star Wars tax system in the notes. My second favorite thing is how well Lando and Leia get along.

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    Though, really, what’s he supposed to say? “Darlings, when I was born Henry the Sixth was the King of England and dying like a normal human keeps slipping my mind?”

    (or, napoleon solo can't die. this tends to complicate relationships.)

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    03 Mar 2019

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    A relationship progressing through a series of naps.

    - or -

    Five times someone watched Illya Kuryakin sleep and one time he stayed awake.

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    03 Mar 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    He checks every room, every window, every nook that someone might look past, but comes up empty. No ambush this time.

    Napoleon takes a deep breath, but it doesn’t quite feel like relief yet.

     

    One mission gone to hell, one night to pick up the pieces.

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    03 Mar 2019

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    “Watch his eyes,” Oleg had said to Illya, before Illya flew to Berlin. “It’s only hearsay at this point, but we know this much: it’ll be almost impossible to tell, but if you watch the eyes, you’ll know it isn’t a he at all.”

    He knows far before he ever gets a glimpse of Napoleon Solo’s eyes, however, that what he is up against—what has beaten him across the Berlin Wall with prize physicist and roboticist Udo Teller’s daughter in tow—isn’t human.

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    04 Feb 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I may be dead y’all I may just be dead