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  1. Rec *

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    Canon takes a brick in the face by the name of Carver Hawke.

    Or: The “modern character in Thedas” trope done a liiiittle differently. Maker have mercy on us all.

    Or: I can’t find a fic where the transmigrated modern character in Thedas actually massively changes canon from DAO to DAI, so I write it myself.

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    29 Sep 2022

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    One chance to fix everything. He could do this.

    He can do this.

    Obi-Wan had so many questions and very few answers. Just to get better, he’d have to deal with it cautiously - for now, no one could know what’d happened to him - and he had to pretend to be an unremarkable Initiate, while he decided which path he would guide the Order to save the galaxy.

    No pressure. He’d been once a GAR High General and he was never behind his paperwork. He could do this.

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    26 Sep 2022

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    In one galaxy, the novel was never read. In another, it starts a landslide.

    Or what happens when the Mandalorians learn that the Jedi are exactly what most of them look for in a partner.

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    23 Sep 2022

  4. Rec 15

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    Let us consider the fact that the Jedi Order is a monastic religious organization based out of a temple, with five basic tenets of faith.

    Ch 1: Death, yet the Force (meeting Anakin)
    Ch 2: Chaos, yet Harmony (teaching Anakin)
    Ch 3: Passion, yet Serenity (teaching a teenaged Anakin, good grief)
    Ch 4: Ignorance, yet Knowledge (Anakin is a Knight now, why is he still Obi-Wan’s problem?)
    Ch 5: Heresy, yet Orthodoxy (actual plot? Ie, Clones and Sith)
    Ch 6: Emotion, yet Peace (epilog)

    Ch 7: extras / deleted scenes



    Podfic of "Remedial Jedi Theology" by MarbleGlove

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    12 Sep 2022

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    Obi-Wan is a lot of things. He's exhausted, alone, injured, and, unbeknownst to him, about to be adopted by nearly every True Mandalorian on the planet.

    AKA how the mandalorian need to adopt every child in a ten foot radius unintentionally leads to the death of a sith

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    07 Sep 2022