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    Heather's not exactly sure how she got here, but if these people thought that they would be able to manipulate her little brother without a her raising hell about it, they were about to be unpleasantly surprised.

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    29 May 2020

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    Being a ninja isn't as cool as one might think. It generally involves a lot of horrified screaming and praying for your life to a bunch of gods you've never even heard of. I mean, it kinda makes up for itself if you can shoot lightning from your finger tips and spit lava from your mouth, but you don't get any of that cool shit when you get to replace the ostracized and totally hated main character who can do exactly neither of those things and more.

    I'm really looking forward to this. Not.

    ((Or: SI replaces Naruto and proceeds to try and solve her problems with explosions, fire, and glitter. Is largely motivated by the prospect of not dying.))

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    25 May 2020

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    15 May 2020

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    Harry defeated Voldemort but is still sent back to stay with the Dursleys "for protection." As compensation, they pay for the family to go to the newly opened Jurassic World. Dudley never did learn not to taunt things in cages and Harry never realized what being surrounded by hundreds of reptiles that won't shut up would be like. Owen can't help himself.

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    10 May 2020

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    Peter Quill had been away for Terra for a long time, 26 years to be exact, after saving the galaxy twice and the mess that was Ego he figured he deserved a vacation to get his mind straight. Too bad when his friends dropped him off on Terra they left him on an island in the middle of the freakin’ ocean. No money, check. No id, check. What’s a guardian gotta to do to get a meal around here? Oh is that a job opening for a raptor trainer I see?

    Or the fic where Quill lies his way into a dangerous job position, makes some new friends and somehow starts a dinosaur revolution all while on vacation.

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    09 May 2020