Things in Middle Earth That Want to Eat You by Bilba Baggins

by ISeeFire

Summary:

Bilba's journal of things in Middle Earth that want to eat you, with helpful addendums by Thorin Oakenshield.

Notes:

This is a oneshot included in the larger Homeward Bound verse so you should read that first before this. :)

For my readers, sorry the new chapters have taken a little longer this time! Work has been crazy this week! I almost have the new chapter of D3 done, it SHOULD be up tomorrow and then I'll get onto the new chapter of Homeward Bound. Tomorrow is my last crazy day of work too so I should have some more time again. In the meantime please enjoy this short (hopefully amusing) look inside the journal of Bilba Baggins. :)

Chapter 1: Trolls

Bastards. Every last one of them.

Edit: And they smell.

 

 

Kind of dumb too, you forgot that.

Stop reading my journal, Thorin!

You left it lying out.

Stop WRITING in my journal, Thorin!

You should be happy. You have the writing of the King under the Mountain in your book, it raises the value.

I’m happy. Can’t you see how happy I am?

We must share different definitions of happy.

Apparently so. NOW KNOCK IT OFF.

You forgot how much they smell too.

You’re right. I did forget that. Thank you.

You’re welcome.