zap2trap
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Mandatory Patronus lessons sounded harmless enough.
Then Draco Malfoy produced a stag.
Harry Potter produced a stag.
The stags had opinions.
- Language:
- English
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- 730
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- Kudos:
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The Coven: A Side-Story in Chips, Tears, and Vows by zap2trap
Fandoms: Gorillaz (Virtual Band)
07 Jun 2026
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Before the world knew, before the band knew, there was a coven of four. This is how they built it, one stolen chip, one sobbed vow, one group chat at a time.
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- Part 2 of Off the Market (and Onto he Altar)
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Ellis in the House: Diagnostics, Chaos, and Other Parental Disasters by zap2trap for bookwormAfterdark
Fandoms: House M.D.
31 May 2026
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After their secret marriage and daughter were dramatically exposed on Bring Your Kid to Work Day, Gregory House and James Wilson thought they were done with surprises. They were wrong.
Seven-year-old Ellis is back at Princeton-Plainsboro, turning the hospital upside down with unauthorized adventures, whiteboard doodles, plushie-based differential diagnoses, and an impressive ability to cause chaos wherever she goes. From sneaking in on half-days to solving cases with nothing but Toby the Lion and pure stubbornness, Ellis proves she’s the best (and most dangerous) addition to the diagnostics team.
House is thriving. Wilson is stressed. The hospital may never recover.
A fluffy, chaotic fic full of humor, domestic disasters, and way too much hospital shenanigans.
(Sequel series to “Bring Your Kid to Diagnostics (And Surprise, We’re Married)”) -
Off the Market (and Apparently Off His Rocker) by zap2trap
Fandoms: Gorillaz (Virtual Band)
25 May 2026
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Jonathan the interviewer thinks he’s got a shot with Murdoc. Murdoc disagrees. The rest of the band disagrees with reality.
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- Part 1 of Off the Market (and Onto he Altar)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 600
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
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- 102
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The One Where Everyone Finds Out (Thirty-Five Years Late) by zap2trap
Fandoms: House M.D.
25 May 2026
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House has been married to Wilson since 1980. Nobody knew.
Then a sixteen-year-old autistic patient with a mystery illness and zero filter calls it out in front of the entire diagnostics team.
Everything implodes in the most wholesome way possible.