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Frustrated with the male propensity to 'shag and run,' the girls engage in a contest to see who can go the farthest by Valentine's Day without going all the way. But perhaps they should have chosen their partners more carefully…
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08 Jan 2026
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Short Shorts by knickersandkneazles for SomnophiliaSweetheart
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jun 2025
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The bet: List twenty Quidditch players in under a minute.
The stakes: Losers spend an afternoon at Hooters flaunting all that cake in slutty orange shorts.
The winner: Everyone.
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27 Dec 2025
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Neville has a stressful job and he has no idea how to let himself relax. Draco finally suggests he try getting a massage, hey it works for him! He neglects to tell Neville who he'll find when he plucks up the courage to make an appointment. Now he has to keep his composure while one of his wet dreams rubs him down from head to toe. Unless, that's not what she wants at all... maybe she has an even better idea of how Neville can relax.
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17 Dec 2025
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When Pansy Parkinson is issued a credible death threat, the Ministry insists she accept Auror protection. Unfortunately, that protection comes in the form of Neville Longbottom - stoic, infuriating, and entirely immune to her usual tricks.
Pansy has no intention of letting a Ministry babysitter interfere with her life. She's got a reputation to salvage, a husband to acquire, and a past that simply refuses to stay buried.
But as the summer unfolds Pansy begins to suspect that the real threat might not be who’s trying to kill her, but what she’s starting to feel for the man sent to keep her alive.
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24 Nov 2025
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She got up on her knees so she could put her arms around his neck. “Be safe,” she whispered. “Please be safe.”
He couldn’t promise. “I’ll do my best.” He took a minute to get his voice under control. “Listen to me, sweetheart, this is important. No matter what, no matter what happens, we have this. We love each other. Even if …”
“No,” she protested, putting her hand over his mouth.
He pulled away and shook his head. “No, I want to say it. Even if I die in this fight, I have no regrets. I’ve been happier with you than I ever thought I could be. Whether it’s next week or eighty years from now, my last thought will be Pansy loves me, and I’ll die happy.”
She took his hand and laced her fingers with his, doing her best to channel some of his reckless Gryffindor bravery, tears running down her face anyway. “The same for me, always. No regrets.”
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23 Nov 2025