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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    “Should we make Shane watch, Haasy?” Ilya asks. “Show him what he is missing, how talented my rookie is for me?”

    Shane should leave. His chest wants to crack open and blood is rushing in his ears and the door is right fucking there, but he doesn’t move. Because this—twisted and unbearable as it is—is the closest Shane’s been to Ilya in almost four months. Something is better than nothing. Even this.

    Shane dips his chin in a small, deliberate nod. Yes, make me watch. Punish me, Ilya. Please.

    Ilya’s lip curls. “Say it, Hollander. Say you want to watch him suck my cock.”

    (Canon-divergent TLG. Shane and Ilya broke up after their Christmas fight. Four months later, Shane sneaks into Ilya’s backyard and sees more than he bargained for: Luca Haas, on his knees. He gets caught, and an angsty, messy threesome follows, forcing them both to reevaluate their choices and what they're willing to do for love. There is a Hollanov happily-ever-after, and one for Luca, too.)

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    21 Apr 2026

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    Luca hadn’t been sure he would go through with the plan. He’d talked himself into it and out of it about fifty times.

    But he's made it this far. He's sitting with Shane Hollander, just the two of them. Now all he needs to do it open his mouth and—

    “Look,” Shane is saying, “if you wanted to talk through coming out, I th—”

    “I can’t figure out anal sex,” Luca blurts.

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    21 Apr 2026

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    Bood: And what would this person need to get Roz to settle down?
    Roz: must be most beautiful person you have ever seen
    Roz: very funny but does not know they are funny
    Roz: and suck dick like their life depends on it

    Or: The Centaurs know that Roz is sad, and probably a little lonely. So they do their best to set him up with someone who matches his specific list of requirements. What they don't know is that their captain has already found that person.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    Shane has been trying to figure out how to ask Ilya to stop using condoms. He finally works up the courage the night Boston eliminates Montreal from the playoffs.

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    20 Apr 2026