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    i think i like you (i never thought about it) by

    Fandoms: Haikyuu!!  

    20 Aug 2021

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    Kenma and Kuroo keep being set up on awful dates by their well-meaning friends. When the opportunity presents itself to pretend that they’re dating and get out of those terrible blind dates, they take it and run. In reality, they’re just friends of course. Definitely just friends.

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    23 Dec 2025

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    kozume kenma's guide to getting free drinks from supernatural persons (results may vary) by for curiouslylazy

    Fandoms: Haikyuu!!  

    27 Dec 2016

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    “You know what I am?” Kuroo asks. He’s not looking up at Kenma, instead concentrating too much on pushing his shirt up over his chest.

    …Shit, Kenma owes Shouyou a thousand yen.

     

    (( or: shouyou and kenma make a lot of bets, kenma meets a ridiculously handsome stranger, and a ridiculously handsome stranger treats kenma to a night he couldn't forget even if he wanted to ))

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    22 Dec 2025

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    come a little bit closer by

    Fandoms: Haikyuu!!  

    10 Sep 2016

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    Kuroo: Okay, so

    Daichi: is this gonna be about kenma?

    Kuroo: i haven't said anything yet!

    Daichi: have you talked to kenma or not?

    Kuroo: you know, sawamura, you're being a bit of a disappointment as a friend right now
    Kuroo: what if I was here to tell you that I broke my leg or something

    Daichi: i apologize
    Daichi: did you break your leg or something kuroo?

    Kuroo: no
    Kuroo: but

    Daichi: (눈_눈)

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    Kuroo is ecstatic to be dating Kenma, but tragically confused as to why he is not sleeping with him yet.

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    07 Dec 2025

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    chamomile and carnivorous plants by

    Fandoms: Haikyuu!!  

    14 Aug 2016

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    'There was no great defining moment, no point in time Kenma can look to and say, That's what did it. That's when I fell for Kuroo. He just did somehow.

    And it's the worst. For so many reasons.'

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    Kenma needs to admit a few things to himself, and to Kuroo.

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    silver screen by

    Fandoms: Haikyuu!!  

    04 Apr 2022

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    Iwaizumi thrusts the phone accusingly in Oikawa’s face. It’s paused on a still of Kuroo sitting up in bed with his adorable, pudding-headed twink of a boyfriend perched in his lap, both of them naked as the day they were born.

    Iwaizumi waves the phone a little. “Why is Kuroo-san sending you this?”

    “So… remember a few weeks ago when I sent our, uh, video to him by mistake?”

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    22 Nov 2025