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    Ilya Rozanov has won a Stanley Cup, captained two teams, and spent a decade being one of the best hockey players alive.

    So naturally, the entire planet disregards that and falls in love with him over twelve second clip of him dancing. So much in fact that he's been given 4 nicknames and someone is already building a Spotify playlist from the songs that remix the original clip.

    Or: Ilya's dance moves and that ass of his are found by stan and k-pop twitter and he accidently breaks the internet.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    07 Jul 2026

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    “Okay, Roz, the challenge is simple,” Davey says, slightly hurried like he knows he’s losing their focus. “Three questions. First, think of the best sex of your life.”

    “Yes.”

    Rozanov looks very relaxed, surrounded by his team, casually indulging rookies like he has all the time in the world.

    “Now, uh, you grade it out of ten. Not the person, like—not how hot the person was, but how good the sex was, yeah?”

    “Would be same answer anyway,” Rozanov says easily. “Twelve.”

     

    Or, a video of Ilya doing the “fuckboy challenge” is posted. The internet reacts.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    05 Jul 2026

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    just some fics all taking place in the universe of shane hollander boy kisser confirmed!, where shane, ilya, and friends are continually subjected to the torture nexus that is social media discourse. no need to read any of the other fics in the series for any individual work

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    05 Jul 2026