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“You’re saying that whoever’s country wins gets to fuck the loser?” Tord’s jaw practically hung open. “The winner gets to top? Those are the stakes?”
“Those are the stakes,” Tom confirmed, nodding once; no going back now. “Are you in or out?”
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The World Cup dictates the sex lives of Tom and Tord.
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09 Jul 2026
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“Oh my god.” His face is contorted in horror. “What the fuck, Tord?”
“‘What the fuck’ me?” Tord manages, voice a bit strained. “You just tried to kill me!”
“You’re fucking hard!”
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Physical fights aren't new to Tom and Tord. Getting turned on during them definitely is.
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09 Jul 2026
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“You’re quiet today,” Tom observed, and Tord only jumped a little.
He hesitated for a moment, then hummed in acknowledgment. This conversation couldn’t happen; he was afraid of what would come out if he opened his mouth.
“Can two boys have sex?” Tord asked, his own voice much louder than he’d expected. “With each other?”
He thought he could hear even Susan go silent. There was a very long pause, one in which Tord felt himself break out in a cold sweat.
Tom finally spoke, though it wasn’t much. “Uh.”
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Teenage Tord mistakenly buys a gay hentai magazine, and begins to spiral as he questions things about himself. Fortunately for him, Tom is there to clear up any confusion. Unfortunately for Tom... he's there to clear up any confusion.
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09 Jul 2026
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Tom knew he never wanted something as much as he wanted Tord. Nothing, no one else, came close. Drowning in that notion, he chased the taste of liquor on the other’s tongue. Eventually, his green digital eyes opened and he saw a rich, red brown eye burning into him. Branding him as his own.
With the sounds Tom made next, he’d been an audience of one with the enthusiasm of an entire crowd. To his delight and horror? That evening had only been the opener: the real show hadn’t even begun.
AKA the toxic Hurt/Comfort situationship INSTEAD of relationship, yet utterly-whipped-Future-Tom-for-Red-Leader fanfic I always wanted to write. Will change from Mature to Explicit eventually.
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12 Jun 2026
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The Red Leader and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Bottoming Allegations by tyunningology
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
11 May 2026
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“Kjære,” Tord mumbled miserably into the fabric. “They’re making me the bottom. On our RPF Tumblr community. And AO3. Thousands of fics. Full multi-chapter epics. They wrote me crying about Finland and getting gently topped while wearing eyeliner. Isn’t that absurd? The sheer volume of mischaracterisation is actually criminal. They even have tier lists ranking my ‘bottoming stats.’”
Tom blinked slowly, still half-dead. He rubbed his face hard.
“…On our what?” he asked, voice flat.
Tord lifted his head. “RPF! Real Person Fiction! About us! They think I’m some bratty power bottom who needs you to tame me. Me! They have entire blogs dedicated to it. They don’t even know we’re married and they’re still writing us having hate sex in tanks and on my own command desk!”
Or, Red Leader Tord stumbles across a TomTord RPF Tumblr community.
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12 Jun 2026