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Irritation doesn’t bloom.
Hunger doesn’t take root.
This sudden, aching need for Gale to live, to stay, to never again be asked so gently to destroy himself—
It has a different name.
One Astarion has never suffered before.---
Or that Hanahaki fic that ends exactly the way you don't want it to. -
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There's a stirring of a whisper, like wind through a hollow log, and he hears it as though it speaks from within him.
Open your arms.
-----Or that Halsin centric horror fic I wrote for the Baldur's Gate Hallo-zine.
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Somewhere in the divide of quill meeting ink pot, a fully formed flower falls quietly onto his desk. He’s wise enough to know by now, it has nothing to do with being a druid.
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Or that fic where Halsin suffers the true ache of loneliness, and may realize he has a thing for a certain wizard.
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- Part 7 of One word, One Pairing Prompts
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Eggcellent Decisions by sitboi for crushedcanofdrpepper
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
22 Apr 2025
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The egg needs to be placed inside something as dense as a womb that’s also able to handle its bulk.
His eyes linger on Astarion’s midriff for just a moment too long.
“I…” Gale swallows the words twice and circles the thought three more times to be certain. “I do have a solution, but I don't think you're going to like it.”
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Astarion had anticipated blood like brandy, zipping with aged zings of arcane energy, but Gale—who’s staring up at him now with widening, horrified eyes—tastes of poison.
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Or, that bite scene fic, where Gale has a little problem with his own blood.Series
- Part 6 of One word, One Pairing Prompts
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There are cops in the ED when Dennis arrives for his shift.
Not necessarily unusual, sure, but he could've done without the unwelcome news that there's a knife-wielding maniac on the loose in their immediate vicinity.
Figures this would happen on a Monday.
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Dennis gets stabbed
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07 Mar 2026
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Dennis has never really noticed what the locker room sounds like. Unintelligible conversation from the hallway, faint beeping from the floor, a squeaky pipe yelling somewhere above them. All of it’s background noise compared to the sound of Robby inhaling his shirt, his breath catching on an almost sound, like something trapped behind bars.
Dennis legs feel like they evaporated. “What—”
“Might if I borrow this,” Robby says, voice cracking, almost as if he’s about to laugh but his face is ashen. His eyes are everywhere except for Dennis’ face. And before Dennis can answer or scream or drop to his knees, Robby’s jogging out the door.
“Sure!” Dennis says a minute later. “Have a good night!”
A zillion times Dennis fluffs Robby for Noelle, one time he doesn’t.
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23 Jan 2026
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Errare humanum est (sed perseverare diabolicum) by Sini_Malfoy (Moccafountain)
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
02 Jan 2026
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"Errare humanum est, sed perseverare diabolicum" is a Latin proverb meaning "To err is human, but to persist in error is diabolical,"
Or, the one where Dennis appears with suspicious bruises and even worse excuses about them.
And the +1 of Robby getting a bruise.
And the +2 of Dennis getting a bruise that isn't Robby's fault.Bookmarked by sitboi
04 Jan 2026
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What Happens on a Twin XL, Stays on a Twin XL by lizardopoly
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
22 Dec 2025
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Steve presents as an omega in front of Eddie.
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26 Dec 2025
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The first couple of dollars that the machine ate up without remorse were an annoyance, something that made Dennis sigh and unzip his wallet without thinking about it to try again. By the time that the vending machine had eaten seven whole dollars, in coins, and Dennis didn’t have anything to show for it, he was close to thumping his forehead against the cool glass and hoping he could derive some sort of enjoyment or nourishment from simply just looking at the colourful packages as they remained firmly in their coils.
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5 times + 1 that Robby buys something for Dennis and makes him feel like he's about to keel over, right there and then.
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20 Dec 2025