signedTheGreenWitch
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I Should Have Been Chasing You by signedTheGreenWitch
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jul 2026
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Sirius took a deep breath and met Lupin’s eyes. “Will you come with me anyway?” he asked in a voice that barely dared to hope.
Lupin’s heart stopped. “Yes,” he said. He gripped Sirius’s hands fiercely. “Fuck yes. The giant squid in heat couldn’t keep me from you.”
Startled, Sirius let out a barking laugh. Then he leaned into Lupin’s space and growled in his ear, “I like it when you swear.”~OR~
Reading PoA as an adult and having waaaaaaaaaaay too many feelings about it.Series
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Hermione notices Harry's patronus has changed, years after the Battle of Hogwarts. She asks him why.
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But This Does Not Define You by signedTheGreenWitch
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Jun 2026
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Sirius and Lupin can't be there for each other, when they need each other the most.
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- English
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- 319
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- 1/1
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Peace on Earth, Good Will to Men by signedTheGreenWitch
Fandoms: United Healthcare CEO Assassination, The Adjuster - Fandom, Real Person Fiction, United Healthcare Shooter
10 Dec 2024
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He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious?
He was a shooter, she was a socialist, what more can I say?
He wanted her, she'd never tell - the police where he was -
The Tie-Breaker Special by signedTheGreenWitch
Fandoms: Steam and Cream, Fine Pairings (Podcast) RPF
17 Jun 2024
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In the Steam and Cream coffee shop baristas Grace and Claire want to settle a bet as to whether two patrons are dating. And so they announce a tie-breaker special to settle the argument.
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Being totally normal about Prisioner of Azkaban by signedTheGreenWitch
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jul 2026
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Lord of the Rings by Taylor Swift by signedTheGreenWitch
Fandom The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
06 Jun 2023
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Come along as I unsystematically pair my favorite Lord of the Rings ships with Taylor Swift songs.
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an eye for an eye/sticky raspberry, thick honey (deny, defend, depose) by Alaskas_Space_Project
Fandoms: United Healthcare Shooter (RPF), Political RPF - US 21st c., UnitedHealthcare CEO assassination, Deny Defend Depose - Freeform
08 Dec 2024
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Your boyfriend has been distant for five weeks. Seven or eight, really, but he only told you that he just needs you to not to ask questions five weeks ago.
Or—
girl. we all saw that pic of him smiling.
Bookmarked by signedTheGreenWitch
16 Dec 2024
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Lucky Number Nine by TheKnightsWhoSayBook
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
22 Sep 2022
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Nona had heard her family described as "unconventional" more times than she could remember. But she didn't think of it as unconventional, just lucky.
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- Part 1 of Test Tube Baby
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take it, break it by forjodssake
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Oct 2022
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Hect’s first kisses are efficient, and orderly, and to the point: a means to an end rather than a seduction, a way of keeping her desire behind several layers of chain link fence. Pyrrha immediately sees how difficult it may be to get her to unwind for this. Pyrrha fucking loves a challenge, especially a beautiful one.
“Hey,” she says, putting her hands over Camilla’s as the other woman starts to unbutton Pyrrha’s pants; she’s surprised to feel they’re shaking. “Slow down. Let me drive for a bit.”
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When Pyrrha starts sleeping with the Sixth, it makes her remember.
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be your morning sunrise by ifthebookdoesntsell
Fandoms: In the Heights - Miranda/Hudes, In The Heights (2021)
20 Aug 2021
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“Fuck,” she gasps. “Fuck. I love you.”
Suddenly, Daniela finds herself breathless, heat rushing down her spine. It pulls her into a sort of trance, watching Carla, knowing that even after all of these years, the woman still has moments like this, where she loves her so deeply in the dark when the world isn’t watching.
(Or, a moment for Daniela and Carla just before the sunrise.)
Bookmarked by signedTheGreenWitch
07 Jun 2023
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The Captain and the Queen by evocates
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
06 Oct 2013
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Three years after she was crowned the Queen of Gondor, Arwen finds Boromir in a small village near the Stone of Erech. Finding him seems easy when compared to her new Quest of bringing the Son of Gondor back home. Sort of fulfils this Arwen/Aragorn/Boromir prompt on hobbit_kink.
Subtitled “An Exploration of the Problems of a Postwar Gondor”.
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Bookmarked by signedTheGreenWitch
27 Apr 2023