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    "My dear Mr. Baggins," she replied, "how can you be so tiresome! You must know that I am thinking of one of these, unmarried Dwarf king or princes, marrying at least one of our Bagginses, and why not my Bilbo? He’s the prime of the lot."

    The Hobbit / Pride and Prejudice mashup that nobody asked for.

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    Belladonna Baggins lives her peaceful, quiet existence in the Shire, dreaming of quests, adventures and warriors. One, fateful day of late April, the Wizard Gandalf the grey pays her an unexpected visit, with an unexpected offer that could change the fate of Middle-Earth forever and a company of Thirteen dwarves appears at her doorsed with a plan to reclaim a lost kingdom and slay a dragon... Bella is chosen to fulfill a dangerous task; burgle the dragon Smaug. The lonely little Hobbit will sign away her life to aid Thorin Oakenshield, leader of the company and King under the Mountain. Bella will step out her round green door to face perilous adventures; trolls, orcs, goblins, giant spiders, skinchangers, elves and wizards. The kindly child of the west will pick up a sword to help her company, taking the mantle of a Burglar. will she be able to save her friends from the fire that awaits them? will she be able to find the light among the shadows of the past? she will steal the Jewel of the King...and his heart as well. is the worst behind her and her company, or is everything to end in fire?

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    4/?
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    Happiness comes in threes or fours, as every Hobbit knows. The more in a grouping, the more there is to love. Even if Belladonna Baggins the Second, known best as Birdie, has yet to find even one partner, well there's always time to find your second and third.

    The most surprising thing to her just happens to be that she finds a decent match in a pair of brothers - dwarven brothers to be exact. They are very different from each other and yet so similar at the same time. As Birdie skirts around them, she finds both of them so very dear to her. Courting is another matter entirely.

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    5/?
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    In which an unexpected party results in an unexpected family. Or, in which Bilbo gets 13 husbands.

    Bilbo Baggins is the first Omega the Shire has had in generations, and they hardly know what to do with him. To escape an arranged bonding, Bilbo goes on an adventure with thirteen dwarves he accidentally married.

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    When one of Frodo's older cousins comes for a visit, he lets slip a secret from Frodo's past.

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    By the governing law of the Shire, Bilbo Baggins found himself Thain and reluctant diplomat of the hobbits; which, perhaps he wouldn't have minded if the circumstance's were different. Although seeing as he should have been several times removed before he were to obtain such a title, a desolation had befallen Hobbiton and they found themselves without a home and many without their family.

    Yet, with no way to return to the rolling hills of the Shire, Bilbo Baggins found himself in quite the situation indeed; arranged by lords and royalty, to honour aged treaties and debts of old: his hand to be given off to a king he's never met, for the security and safety of his people, and never in all his years would he have thought his life to come to this.

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    11/?
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    "Many's the talk I had with [Bilbo] when I was a little lad" Sam Gamgee says, and then much later: "I wonder if we shall ever be put into songs or tales...you know, told by the fireside, or read out of a great big book."

    So here is young Sam Gamgee hearing far-off tales of Elves, Bilbo Baggins, trying to piece together the tale of the Silmarils for the first time, Frodo Baggins being a wild young mushroom-stealing tearaway who matures into an earnest scholar, and Merry Brandybuck and Sam Gamgee getting started on their great Conspiracy.

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    During their trip through Mirkwood, the company finds themselves falling down a cliff. Only to appear in a strange room with a strange voice telling them they are going to see something to help change the future. Characters watch the movie type of fic because I love them and there are very few in this fandom. Over half-way done with the first movie.

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    中土第三纪2975年,一场悲壮的战争在孤山城门打响,后人称之为伊鲁博围城。山下之王索林·橡木盾,被两个来自夏尔的霍比特人围困。国王配偶比尔博·巴金斯和他年轻的受监护人佛罗多·巴金斯,此二人偷袭孤立无援的国王,用精心制成的雪球向他发起猛烈攻击。这看起来是一场毫无悬念的战斗,伊鲁博将被霍比特人篡夺。但很快,国王的两位外甥,他们勇敢忠诚、毫不退缩的年轻灵魂来到他身边,

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    *In a world were the Dragon never came, Thror still went mad with greed and end up banishing his young Grandchild, Thorin when he defended the Elves in an argument.

    Alone and banish from Erebor, and after managing to strike a deal and maintain the peace between his people and the Elves, Thorin roam the world without family or kin, finding jobs in human villages but never staying too long. That is until he meet a small wee Hobbit lass and found himself immerse into the lives of Hobbits and a family in particular.

    Through the years, he had manage to stay away from people and from forming any kind of bond for fear of getting hurt, but now with the young lass constantly following his steps he find himself not minding it so much, that is until the attraction started to form between them. Now he had to fight those feelings or else he could get hurt again.

    But nothing can stand between the deep love of a Hobbit lass, not even the stubbornness of Dwarves, specially if that young woman is called Bluebell Baggins.*

    *I'm currently searching for a BETAREADER, if anyone is interested please let me know!*

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    Bilbo misses home, he misses his armchair and his books, but right now he misses his kitchen the most. If only he had something to keep his hands busy, he wouldn't so dearly wish he could turn back and delay their quest even more.

    Fili is the first to take notice how restless he is, and quickly comes up with a solution. Bilbo, of course, doesn't seem to understand what he is being asked and how it would affect the company over the course of their journey. Or how it would affect one Thorin Oakenshield.

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    13/?
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    As much as I used to love fairy tales, I never actually believed in them. Not until that fateful day, anyway. After all, as the old saying goes: you’ve got to see it to believe it. Only my sister, Lauren, and I… we didn’t just see it. We lived it.

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    12/?
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    Bilbo and Thorin have declared their love for each other.

    But, to Thorin's knowledge they are wed before Mahal.

    To Bilbo's knowledge, they still need to be married.

    It doesn't help that Hobbits have very different customs from dwarves in other things as well.

    PLEASE READ AND HEED THE TAGS!

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    Drafting a contract is a gravely serious task in Dwarrow culture; a contract concerning courtship, betrothal, and marriage even more so. Bilbo, the formerly respectable Hobbit of Bag End, was no stranger to the business of contracts, although he seemed to have underestimated the vigor with which the scribes of Erebor took to their task. Despite Dwarven confusion, there are some things a Hobbit simply requires, even if that Hobbit will live in Erebor.

    (The second of my abandoned works to be continued.)

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    Bilbo Baggins came home one sunny spring day exhausted, half starved and pregnant. His heart was broken, his name cursed by the dwarves he had saved and his house was on auction by the worst relative you could imagine. It was, understandably, a terrible day.
    Once it comes out that Bilbo is *expecting,* however, even the most prim and proper hobbits are scandalised at the poor treatment he received by the conspicuously absent father (and, by extension, all his kind). The Shire rallies around their poor, ill-treated and half-starved kinsman, and the climate of dwarvish relations takes a decidedly chilly turn.

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    Bilbo misinterprets some court gossip.
    He cuts his hair.
    Chaos ensues.

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    Or, the one where Belladonna Baggins is sent back in time, if maybe a little too early?

    Bella Baggins, young once more, decides to give the Quest for Erebor another shot. Only this time, she intends to get a headstart.
    After waking up in Bag End, Bella conjures a plan to help Dwarf and Hobbit alike and if it means she gets to see her old friends a little earlier than last time, well, where's the harm?

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    9/?
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    Language:
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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    18
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    Billa Baggins had taken after her mother in more ways than one, though her perchance for adventure had certainly made her and outsider within the Shire. Dubbed Mad Baggins by the greater population of the Shire the 36-year-old Hobbit-lass was more than happy when Gandalf the Grey came a' knocking to spirit her away on a quest to take back the Home of Durin’s Folk from the Dragon Smaug. Through trials and tribulations, the Quest ended with Erebor retaken and Thorin Oakenshield Crowned King. As the rebuilding starts Billa is swept up in political intrigue and Assassination Attempts all while trying to keep her feelings for the younger prince a secret. Though when the subject of an arranged marriage crops up and Kíli comes running to her to fix it, what is a Hobbit-lass to do? Propose of course.

    Story starts from the beginning of the Quest for Eerebor, and continues on after the Battle of Five Armies.

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    Belladonna Baggins remembers fondly the stories of quests, adventures and warriors the wizard Gandalf the grey used to tell her, hoarding them like treasures, but one day of april, the wizard appears at her doorstep with thirteen dwarves and a plan to reclaim a lost kingdom and slay a dragon... Bella is chosen to fulfill a dangerous task; burgle the dragon Smaug. The lonely little Hobbit will sign away her life to aid Thorin Oakenshield, leader of the company and King under the Mountain. Bella will step out her round green door to face perilous adventures; trolls, orcs, goblins, giant spiders, skinchangers, elves and wizards. The kindly child of the west will pick up a sword to help her company, taking the mantle of a Burglar. will she be able to save her friends from the fire that awaits them? will she be able to find the light among the shadows of the past? she will steal the Jewel of the King...and his heart as well. is the worst behind her and her company, or is everything to end in fire?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    95,870
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    55
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    150
    Bookmarks:
    47
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    3860

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