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Charts flutter to the floor and John’s shoes skip on the linoleum, jacket flying out behind him. One of Peter’s hands cups his waist, like nothing, like it’s made to fit just there. When he notices it, his body does too. It’s an interesting feeling. Like he doesn’t have enough blood to supply to both his blushing cheeks and his stirring dick.
“Buy a girl dinner first,” he snaps, ripping himself out of Benton’s grasp. He takes a moment to adjust his tie, hoping it distracts from the way he has to also tug at the tight front of his pants.
“If that counts as second base, it explains a lot about you, Carter.” There's a curl to Benton’s mouth.
John Carter pursues an interesting thought.
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Carter’s not sure exactly when he first learned about the patented Peter Benton Dating Algorithm, but it must have been early on, because he internalised it like it was any other scrap of information he’d gleaned and hoarded like a crazy person, like his GPA (3.8), his birthday (September 9th) or his blood type (B positive).
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05 Mar 2026
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I'm a BentonCarter truther now I guess. Beautiful and funny
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Three Times Shane Hollander Put It In His Mouth (And the One Time Ilya Knew About It) by sharksssssss
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
12 Jan 2026
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10 Jan 2026
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SNS Kinktober 2025 (AKA How Many Ways Can These Two Have Sex?) by starry_delusions
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
31 Oct 2025
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SNS Kinktober done with the promps from @kinktober-2025 on tumblr.
Additional tags to be added as the days go. Each chapter will have summary of tags so you can curate to your hearts content.
Enjoy :3Bookmarked by sasukehoe
27 Dec 2025
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Iruka is constantly frustrated. Tenzou's Mokuton malfunctions. Kakashi is (marginally) helpful.
Or, why finding out you have a bloodline limit in the middle of getting some is an experience on its own, and the shenanigans just follow.
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30 Nov 2025