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“I know, dude. We got him off death row, remember? Eduardo Sanchez killed that one guy, not him. Remember?” He repeats himself, voice slightly unstable.
“No, Mac. He was on death row. The prison— they executed him an hour ago.”
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you were my versailles at night by projectbadass
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
02 Nov 2025
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He couldn’t help himself. If neither God nor Dennis would punish him for his sloth, he would have to do it himself.
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Never has there been a more frustrating, agonizing, and- frankly- inconvenient time for Mac to be such a clueless, bumbling idiot. The worst thing about this whole situation is that Dennis never actually intended to tell Mac he was Johnny, but Mac drove him to confession, and now everything is ruined. Revealing himself… It was never part of the plan.
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06 Jul 2026
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The silk is smooth on Mac‘s cheeks as he rubs against it—nuzzling into the fabric, almost. Dennis‘ grip tightens at the sensation, but a satisfied hum tells Mac that it‘s not a sign to stop. That‘s what the hand in Mac‘s hair is for after all, to reassure them both. Dennis that he still has the control he needs, and Mac that he won‘t go too far without knowing.
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06 Jul 2026
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He wants to wrap himself around Mac like a python buries its prey in its inescapable, deadly embrace. With his chest against Mac’s back and his face against his nape, he wants to press closer and closer until he can sink his claws into his very bones and seep his poison into his veins and Mac can never, ever walk away from him without tearing himself apart in the process. He wants to stay like this until they both die.
Mac lets out a pleased, half-asleep hum and lovingly puts his own hands on Dennis’ fists that are grasping the front of his old T-shirt so vehemently they’re almost shaking.
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06 Jul 2026
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“You’re seriously fucked up man, I mean you jerk off over your bible for christ’s sake.” Breathing out a high pitch laugh, Dennis leans across till his face is just inches from Mac’s.
“You literally invented a god to get-off for; because you can’t even admit to yourself that you’re just a fucking faggot.”
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Mac fights gay marriage and loses.
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19 Jun 2026
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(Can be sorta read as a prequel to Dennis Turns Forty OR as a standalone fic. Written on no sleep in the middle of the night as God intended.)
After a restless, stressful night of no sleep, Mac decides to take the edge off in a way that may be just a bit less than godly. What better way to ease your crippling Catholic guilt than to masturbate to your roommate banging a stranger?
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- Part 1 of Accidental Continuity
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04 Jun 2026