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    “I do hope he comes soon,” he continues, the gleaming silver brushing delicately against her delecotte. He meets her eyes. “It would be a shame to waste such a pretty face.”

    When reader is captured by Lucius Malfoy and held hostage at Malfoy Manor, she expects her hatred for the canniving Death Eater to increase tenfold. But as the days in his company pass without rescue, she finds herself inexplicably drawn to him, making her escape far more complicated.

     

    All characters aged up to 18.

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    03 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    You're not sure emergency medicine is for you. Frank Langdon is out to change that, one shift at a time.

    this story is part of my universe 'code blue', which also features robby and jack stories, but each one is entirely individual, and can be read standalone

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    21 Apr 2026

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    And then Santos says — because of course she does, of course they would, of course it’s her fault — “And Langdon would be awful in bed, of course.” Mel blinks.

    She somehow hadn’t expected them to get to Langdon, although she acknowledges it’s quite ridiculous of her to not have seen it coming considering the list of male coworkers they were rapidly striking. It’s just — well, Langdon isn’t exactly just a coworker to her, but also a friend. Someone she sends medical memes to and facetimes and watches bad movies on her couch to decompress, someone who pays for her coffee when she’s not looking and talks her down from the egde of a spiral and has met Becca. He’s — He’s Frank to her, and it’s weird to— talk about him that way. Extremely inappropriate, beyond what HR demands.

    Still, Mel thinks she should defend his honor, and notes, “I think you might be letting your biases influence your judgment.”

    or mel can't stop thinking about how frank's like in bed, and decides she should really just ask him

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    20 Apr 2026

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    03 Apr 2026

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    “So listen,” Robby says, “I heard you’ve uh, well, that you’re living with Dr. King. Is there any truth to that statement?”

    Frank groans.

    “Yeah, yes, I’m living with her,” he says and Robby gets that crazy look in his eyes so Frank barrels on, “It’s not like that. Robby it’s not,” and Robby doesn’t look like he believes him one bit. “I’m living in her spare room and I pay her rent. We’re roommates. That’s not a crime.”

    or: frank gets out of rehab, gets divorced, and needs somewhere to live. enter mel.

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    02 Apr 2026