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  1. Public Bookmark 41

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    Deciding not to push his luck and reveal his hand too much, Dan intentionally missed the next shot. He wanted Phil intimidated. He wanted him to be forced to show his skill off a little bit more, floundering to catch up, asking himself what went wrong the same way Dan had been doing all night.

    Dan competes in pro pool tournaments, and in many circles, is considered a professional and talented player. Phil is a hustler, whose victims often don’t realize they’re being swindled until it’s too late.

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    01 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    Phil works at a dyke bar in London. Dan is a divorced transbian who likes to visit dyke bars in London. Phil likes her quiet, modest life, and she's not really dating right now - especially not customers! Especially not rich ones. Dan is guarded, moneyed, and lonely. She's not looking for a relationship - they're nothing but trouble.
    Of course, nothing ever goes according to plan.

    Title: Someone To Lose - The Vaccines.

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    15 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 81

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    Dan’s closeted and paranoid. Phil’s recently single and a bit lost. They meet at a destination wedding, under the worst circumstances possible.

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    03 May 2026

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    “You could always charm Phil for us,” Jack suggests. “Throw him off his game.”

    “Right, yeah,” Dan says sarcastically. “Midway through the match I’ll just Summon his broom to me and he'll fall off and then Gryffindor’ll automatically win.”

    “I didn’t mean that kind of charm,” Jack says, under his breath.

    In which Dan is roped into playing Quidditch when all he really wants is a quiet life. And for Phil to never leave Hogwarts.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    "Even if you look...” Dan falters.

    “What?” Phil says. Dan's half-smiling, avoiding Phil's eye. “Even if I look what?”

    “Like,” Dan hesitates, licking his bottom lip, and Phil's heart squeezes tight in his chest for all of half a second. “Well, you don't look like a trained killer, put it that way.”

    In which Phil's an ex vampire hunter who's entirely too preoccupied by Dan's dimple and his eyes and his laugh to notice the fact that he might actually be in love with a vampire (Sequel to Hanging Out With Corpses)

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    23 Feb 2026