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    Such Fragile Lives by

    Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney  

    08 Jul 2026

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    “I need a good orgasm,” She said without preamble, as simple a statement as the sky was blue and her parents needed to get a fucking divorce.

    Rodrick's expression was dismayed. “You’ve been in a shit mood all fucking night. So you’re telling me that if I get you off, you’ll be less of a blowhard?”

    “I have a boyfriend, you know.”

    Rodrick’s eyes flickered up. He laughed; a low and hollow sound, “Oh. I know.”

    “And you’re just like…okay with that?” She demanded.

    “Look, George, if he were here, I’d lock you two in a closet until whatever this—” he made an ungeneral hand motion toward her, “Is resolved. But he’s not. So call it a public service, lest you decide in your state to go eat some peasants and knock down a few buildings.”

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    Regina George has reinvented herself a thousand times over. Her most notable hits have been:
    A Queen Bee Bitch
    An angry, semi-mentally healed Lacrosse star
    A nobody college student; and
    A goddamn mature adult

    And Rodrick Heffley has been around for all of them.

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    21 Apr 2026

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    Practice Makes Perfect by

    Fandoms: &TEAM (Band)  

    22 Nov 2025

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    Euijoo never meant to end up hating Wang Nicholas — but from the moment they met, they couldn’t stop clashing. Being teammates means they can’t avoid each other… and maybe, deep down, they don’t really want to.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    Play Pretend by

    Fandoms: ENHYPEN (Band)  

    16 Nov 2024

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    Sunghoon wants to become a father at all costs.

    Jake just doesn't know how to say "no" to his best friend.

    It's just a fuck between two close friends during Jake’s rut, right?

    Except that they both have hidden feelings, which are increasingly difficult to hide.

    Adding a puppy of both to the equation is a good idea, right?

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    08 Dec 2025