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"If you're here to terrorize my city, Captain Buggy," Iceburg finally said, reaching up to adjust his tie as the Mayor straightened into something more formal, "I'll unfortunately have to have you arrested."
Buggy nervously batted his lashes at him, painted grin stretched taut. "And if I'm here to see the pretty carnival and maybe steal some cannoli?..."
Iceburg stepped even closer. Close enough that Buggy could smell his cologne and catch the tiny, faded scar on his wrist — a rope burn, from the time they'd raced each other to the top of the dockyard crane.
"How about, you don't steal anything," Iceburg mused quietly, "and in return, I extend an invitation for a drink?"
A semi-official, self-indulgent prequel story set in the same universe as Here's A Health To Our Company. Can be read as a standalone.
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- Part 2 of The Bara Bara Chronicles
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"Oi. Clown." Crocodile nudged his side with the tip of his boot. Buggy didn't stir, appearing to be well and truly out of it.
Mihawk then grabbed his shoulders and tried shaking him, the clown's head pitifully flopping back and forth. He eventually let him fall back onto the ground before he stood. A deep frown had made its way onto his stoic face.
"He's not waking up."
"I, too, am in the possession of eyes," Crocodile snarked in response to the blunt observation, the way he held onto his cigar tenser than usual.
OR: Buggy suddenly falls ill like he did right before Laughtale, and the Executives of Cross Guild have to take care of their sick clown.
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- Part 1 of The Bara Bara Chronicles
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Cross Guild find themselves navigating treacherous waters near the Calm Belt to avoid Blackbeard’s territory, trading one evil for another.
Mihawk just wanted to take a nap.
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- Part 2 of Cross Guild Yuri
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The existence of an uncuttable human is an affront to everything the World’s Greatest Swordsman has worked for. He really ought to be furious about it.
How curious, Mihawk thinks as he looks up at the smirking clown that’s currently straddling his lap, that he isn’t.
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Alternative title: Buggy and the two bad bitches she pulled by being silly goofy
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- Part 1 of Cross Guild Yuri
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We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together (and other lies Buggy tells himself) by Transformatron
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
28 Sep 2023
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Buggy the Star Clown has everything he’s ever wanted! A loyal army of devotees (who think he’s far more formidable than he actually is)! Powerful subordinates (who use him as a chew toy)! The title of Emperor (not entirely deserved)… Yeah, everything is coming up Buggy!
The last thing he wants is to hook up with his loser scrub ex. Fortunately for Shanks, his dick never got that memo.
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09 May 2026
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Shanks has made a number of proposals to Buggy over the years, each received less well than the last.
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06 May 2026
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Buggy has a flashy idea, involving carnival games, her girlfriends and a REALLY BIG hammer--oh well maybe minus the hammer if Crocodile and Mihawk aren't going to play nice!
Inspired by Caramel popcorn, belladonna-sweet by inpolariis -
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Shanks has always been a bit too preoccupied with Buggy's hair, even he can admit that. Privately, that is.
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25 Sep 2023
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Buggy doesn't have any problem sleeping in the same bed with somebody else, but whoever is so unlucky to sleep with him will wake the next day with a terrible back pain, as the clown has this annoying and involuntary sleeping habits of putting himself between the mattress and the person his sleeping with to keep his limbs from going around during the night.
Crocodile solution is easy: throw him out his bed after the fun part.
Mihawk instead propose to swaddle the clown so they can finally sleep.Ensured a conversation between just the two of them of why they find each other caring for things, you know like - urgh- emotionally functional people, as if they have a soul. The disgrace and the shame of caring and having dream and ambition, all in one conversation baby, let's go.
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- Part 2 of Cross Guild brain rot
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10 Sep 2023