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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    “I can’t go back there.” Connor shakes his head. “To CyberLife,” He says, more resolute than Hank has seen him be about anything.

    ”Like hell you’re ever going back.” Then, the offer bubbles in Hank’s chest, creeping its way up and out of his mouth before he can really consider the weight of what he’s about to say. “I have plenty of room at my place if you need to stay a while to, uh. Get your bearings and all that.” He scratches the back of his neck with the hand that had been on Connor’s shoulder.

    ”I wouldn’t want to impose.”

    ”Says the guy who smashed my window open.”

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    26 Jul 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 38

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    Hank Anderson wants nothing more than he has right now: working a quiet night shift, watching shows with his kid on weekends, walking his dog, and generally not having to give a fuck. The dull peacefulness of his life is interrupted when an android sent by the USPS makes it his mission that Hank receives his mail daily - which Hank has been dodging for years, because physical post should be obsolete and, also, see the bit about not giving a fuck. Unfortunately, this RK800 - called Connor - only cares about the requirements of his mission, which tell him to ensure legal and timely delivery of the mail, no matter what's in his way.

    Hank thinks Connor needs to obey the instructions of the humans around him. Connor knows he needs to accomplish his objectives. Somehow between the two of them, they fuck up a whole lot of shit before they slowly develop a truly meaningful understanding.

    Expect unexpected deliveries, sprinklers in your face, begrudging trips to both kinds of hospitals, a lot of embarrassingly confusing questions, Rube Goldberg traps, extensive apologies, a lot of exploration of what it means to be human, and a bunch of ridiculous bullshit. Created by epicqtefail and sevdrag for the 2024 DBH RBB.

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    29 Jun 2025

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    Steven Rogers, the Duke of Brooklyn, is in a bind. The provisions of his father's will mean he must marry before his thirty-fifth birthday or lose his mother's inheritance. The catch? He has to marry a suitable omega.

    James Barnes is the third child of the impoverished Barnes family. If he or his sister don't marry before the season is out, their family will fall further into poverty. If he doesn't find someone else soon, he'll be forced to marry the sinister Lord Pierce.

    The two men realize they can solve each other's problems, but will their marriage of convenience turn into something more?

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    11 Jan 2025

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    All Tony knows is this: one minute, he is fighting the villain of the week alongside Doctor Strange, the next, he’s being spit-balled through a portal, where he crash-lands on the other side in nothing but his street clothes and a generous layer of sweat.

    Now he's stuck in a world where he's not Iron Man, he's not a billionaire, and his body is acting really fucking weird. Not to mention, people keep using words around him that he doesn't understand, words like "omega" and "alpha" and "heat."

    To top it all off, the Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes of this world have apparently decided Tony is their soulmate or some shit like that.

    Fuck.

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    04 Jan 2025

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    It’s not that he’s “hung up on The Menace” as Dionysus so delicately put it. It’s just that it’s a bad idea. Awful, really. Percy Jackson’s got off-limits stamped across his pretty little forehead. If Zeus had sent Dionysus to that demigod camp over a nymph, then Poseidon would certainly toss him into Tartarus if he went near his son.

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    07 Dec 2024