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  1. Rec *

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    “First of all, I’d like to tell you how disturbing it is that you’re this familiar with your neighbor’s sex life,” Liam said, amusement lacing his tone.

    “Fuck off,” Louis said, laughing.

    “Second, that is really very sad. How bad is the stomping? Are you sure your neighbor doesn’t like it fast like that?”

    “With the amount of cleaning the guy does, I think he’s taking out his sexual frustration on the cleanliness of his apartment. I can’t imagine the guy makes enough mess to require daily vacuuming.”

    It sounded like the guy was actually moving furniture above him as he was sweeping now. Damn. Did Louis miss the seven minutes in heaven or was the guy angry because he didn’t even get that much pleasure today?

    “I’m kinda afraid with the amount of noise he produces while cleaning that one day I’m gonna look up through my ceiling and be able to see him.”

    “Tell him we wish him a better sex life and that we’re rooting for him if you do.”

    Or the one where Louis' neighbor has a series of unfortunately short sexual experiences and Louis can hear every. Single. One.

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    14 May 2018

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    What really fucks with his head is the fact that Nick Grimshaw didn't just lie and disguise his evil plan as a birthday present.
    He didn't simply force Louis into his little psychological torture despite his efforts to keep that from happening.
    He didn't even stop after involving another innocent person into his cruel game.
    He also paid Harry Styles, a handsome, charming, young chef, so he would teach Louis how to cook.
    He told Harry Styles which days Louis works the morning shift and that's why Harry Styles knocks on his door every Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday.

    * So basically Nick bets Louis he can't go two months without sex. And then he introduces Harry to him. Because he's the Devil*

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    09 May 2018

  3. Rec 43

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    Harry had completed the juggling one, as well as waxing some of his body hair, but the task he has stupidly agreed to complete next is the one that scares him the most - slapping a Police Officer’s or Security Guard’s ass.
     
    Fuck.

     

    Or an AU where Harry’s in college, Louis’ a cop, and everything is Niall's fault.

    AKA The Scavenger Hunt Fic

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    27 Apr 2018

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    Louis goes off to college ready to start a fresh life away from the oppressive alphas of his pack. The odds aren't in his favour when his new dorm mate turns out to be an alpha. Louis hates alphas.

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    22 Mar 2018

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    As Harry’s long anticipated twenty-first birthday approaches, he anxiously awaits the moment when he finally meets his soulmate. He’s not even sure he believes in soulmates, but at the very least, he hopes to prove to his best friend that nothing can come between their friendship--not even a soulmate.

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    20 Mar 2018